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Art Gallery / Re: Halloween Sketch-a-thon 13 (Open!)
« on: October 20, 2023, 08:06:24 PM »
#18
Thanks! Could I please have...
A Roman raccoon with magic wand and shield. Reference: https://sfw.furaffinity.net/view/53368051/ . And https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scutum

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Writer's Guild / New Book: "The Rising World Company"
« on: November 17, 2022, 09:10:21 PM »
I've got a new fantasy book out: "The Rising World Company". It's about a modern student who becomes a fox engineer in another world, building magic crystal engines and airships. It's a sequel to "Rising World" from last year.

Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BLG7PVM8
You can also read the rough draft free on Royal Road, being posted a chapter at a time: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/54225/rising-world-2

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Art Gallery / Re: Halloween Sketch-a-thon 11 (Open!)
« on: October 22, 2021, 08:04:49 PM »
#11
Snow
Request: My squirrel mage character unexpectedly becomes a magical girl!
Reference:
https://art.by.virmir.com/art/squirrel_mage
https://art.by.virmir.com/art/super_pretty_magical_recruitment

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Writer's Guild / Story: "The Antique Crown"
« on: December 03, 2020, 02:37:31 PM »
Vince browsed a cluttered shop in search of low-cost treasure. He'd been making a hobby of it recently: finding antiques that someone else might buy at a higher price. The trick was in learning historical trivia to tell the story of obscure items and make them meaningful. Today, he'd already found a sewing machine whose brand would make it a collector's item for the right buyer.

"Find everything all right?" asked the old shopkeeper.

"Yeah, it's cool. Might have a little more cash to blow on those roller skates."

"Those are vintage."

Sure they were. Really they were like tulips this year; people were passing them around thinking they could hand the things off at ever higher prices.

He laid eyes on a shining crown. It glittered on a shelf under some other hats. Vince stepped closer. He'd been fooled by the sunbeams in this dusty old shop. The crown was just tin, like an old washboard, set with cat's-eye stones or something. He picked it up in amusement.

A chorus of angels seemed to sing "Ah!"

Vince dropped it and hopped back. "What the heck?"

The shopkeeper said, "You all right, mister?"

"Thought I heard something screwy." He gingerly picked the trinket back up. It didn't sing, but it gleamed. In the light it looked like brass or even gold. He peered at it from different angles and couldn't figure out how that worked. "Perhaps it's like that dress with the optical illusion everyone was blathering about."

Vince blinked. That had sounded weird coming from him. He put his new find back and rummaged through some other junk. A top hat, a teddy bear, two East German fuzzy hats that might be worth something. He called out, "Hey man, how much are the hats?"

"That whole shelf's $19.99 each."

"Twenty sounds kinda high for something this dusty."

He didn't get a response. If he grabbed one in particular it'd be hard to bargain down, so he took the German hats and a worthless fez and the weird crown.

When he reached the counter he said, "Ahem. Would you be so kind as to tell me about these?"

The man looked at him funny. "You trying to make fun of me?"

"Certainly not!" Vince said, surprised at himself. He'd heard this guy had a short temper, though, and Vince wasn't sure why he was in this fancy mood. Best to wrap this trip up. He set the fez aside and said, "I wish to purchase these three. Sixty, I believe?"

The shopkeeper frowned, but let up when he saw what Vince was buying. "Oh, you're fooling around with that tin crown. I always felt kind of prissy with that thing myself."

Vince paid the man. Was it really tin though? If nothing else it'd be a good conversation piece. He looked at it in the light again and it seemed like a completely different material. Even the fake gems looked shinier.

He walked outside, and the angelic choir stirred again. Then a faint voice spoke unto him, saying, "It's about damn time!"

Vince turned around. "I say!"

"No, I say. Do you have any idea how long it's taken someone to properly claim that crown?"

He finally spotted who was talking, or what. A blip of pink light with dragonfly wings hovered near his shoulder. He swatted at it by instinct but it dodged and said, "Hey, listen, I'm not a bug!"

Vince laughed. The creature said, "What's so funny?"

"Ahem. Nothing. I'm clearly seeing things, so I shall retire to my home." He shuddered and reached for his car door. Since when did he ever hallucinate? "And whyever am I speaking this way?"

"So I'm at least getting through." The hovering delusion floated right in front of Vince's face. "Listen up. You've found the Lost Crown of Vendaria! Lost largely because every single damn time I tried to get it discovered, for two whole centuries, something went wrong. No you are not hallucinating. I promise you fame, fortune and adventure!"

Vince slowly reached one finger toward the floating figment. It landed like a butterfly, and he felt its tiny impact. "How? What?"

"Maybe you'd better sit down."

He got into his car and shut the door. He wasn't sure he trusted himself to drive.

"I've hardly ever been in a car," the creature said. "Anyway, I'm a pixie. The Royal Assistant. You're doing well so far. This one time the crown's holder saw me and hurled the thing into the bushes in fear. And that boring shopkeeper -- the nerve of that man! He knew the crown was strange and he tried to sell it for the price of a nice suit of clothing!"

Vince avoided telling the irate little pixie about inflation. "Did you" -- he was about to say "perhaps" but forced the word down -- "did you do something to me?" He set the crown on the passenger seat.

"It helps the owner play the part, yes. Can't have royalty swearing like a damn sailor."

"I'm not even wearing the dreadful thing."

"You're still the legitimate owner. Vendaria needs a ruler again! I got thrown into another world with a cool hat and figured I'd find the perfect owner. That was before it got locked away in a box for years. Why couldn't I have gotten the attention of that kindly old scientist with the kite and the lightning rods and all the jokes? He'd started to sense me, but did he investigate? No, of course he kept getting distracted."

The pixie sighed, emitting specks of dust from its indistinct glowing body. "And then the crown got stolen and dumped in a forest and found by this girl who seemed good enough. But she put it on her dog which then ran away. I can't work with a dog, of all creatures! Vendaria is for foxes! And then for a generation there was this cranky lady who left it on a shelf --"

"Foxes?" asked Vince. He was still questioning his sanity but the sheer strangeness of the situation had him searching for another explanation.

The pixie bobbed. "Yes yes, an enchanted land with fox people and a couple other species. I had a whole speech prepared to tell you how wonderful this'll be. But with the luck I've had? By the time I get to the end of it you're probably going to get hit by a bus or struck by lightning. So look. Do you want to be the magical ruler of your own kingdom? Like... Narnia. That's one of your newer stories, right? That but with less killing, probably."

"How long, pray tell, were you sitting on that shelf in the antique shop?"

"I'm bound to stay within easy reach of the crown. I don't get out much. Decades in that shop, decades in a gods-damned box before that..."

Vince held up one hand. "I believe the point is made. Where would I need to go to look upon this kingdom of yours? Because right now it seems like a... flight of fancy. And my... my diction is worrisome."

"Yeah, the talking thing. It's expected of you. Just put the crown on, already, and think of the Fox Queen of Vendaria."

"There's a queen already? But I thought you had dire need of a ruler."

The pixie fluttered. "It's part of the spell, all right? You'll get to see what I mean in a moment. And if this is all a trick you'll call my bluff."

Vince still had his figurative bet on hallucination rather than trickery, but there was only one way to be sure. He picked up the strange crown. Its regal look was more obvious now, as though whatever force made it look like a cheap toy was less powerful now. And were those sapphires?

"Do it already!" said the pixie.

He set the fancy hat on his head and tried to imagine what a "fox queen" might look like. A literal one? Some old lady on a throne with pointy ears and a rusty tail like an anime girl. No, that didn't seem right at all. Instead he had a flash of surreal insight.

He imagined slender arms prickling with a coat of soft white fur. Without meaning to, he held out his left arm and felt as though he were slipping it into a glove that squeezed him gently inward. The fuzzy sensation around his fingers turned sharp and painful for a moment as he felt his nails sharpening into claws.

He said, "What the heck?" A proper queen would have a soft and regal voice, able to command and reassure... and he was beginning to hear her alto tones coming from his own mouth. "Tell me what the big deal is or, or I shall become quite cross!"

The pixie giggled and poked him on the nose, which was stretching forward along with his mouth to look more like an animal's muzzle. "Of course, your majesty! Finally, finally the land will have a queen able to wield its full magic!"

"What?" Vince said. There was no denying the feeling of fur spreading along his arms now, toward his chest, and then the warm bloom of a pair of breasts pulling mass up from his narrowing waist. Not as large as they ought to be, he thought. His image of the ideal ruler backfired on him when he felt his own chest swelling heavier. "Oh, oh dear. That's a bit excessive."

The pixie said, "It's up to you!"

He took a deep breath and felt the swelling go down to something more reasonable, but he was still staring at some curves he shouldn't have at all. "So this is real? I would rather be a prince or a king, then."

"Sorry, the crown was meant to find us a queen specifically. You'll be happiest if you picture how she ought to look on purpose, before you settle in. And what about your magnificent tails, your highness?"

Settle in? Vince could feel his whole body rippling, but the feeling was weakest in his arms where the changes had been the most obvious. And in his slender muzzle. He seemed to be floating in a misty space between worlds, on his feet but barely held by gravity. He kicked off his shoes and removed one sock to find his unchanged feet buzzing with potential. The exact nature of that enchantment, the direction it wanted to take him, scared him. But to be caught halfway when this wore off seemed worse, and he had a... duty, maybe, to make it work well. So, then: the queen ought to have slim feet with her heels planted sensibly on the floor. As the arctic white fur spread out along his bare toes he wriggled them, felt their padding on the vague foggy ground.

And tails? A ruler of foxes should definitely have them. He felt one brush of pale fur tickle its way out from above his belt, then another and another until five lovely soft scarves curled behind him. They twitched and curled against the backs of his legs and along the flat muscle of his backside... no, the elegant curves of a fine vixen. Vince blushed deeply and felt the queen's long ears brush backward along the crown perched atop her head. When a ruff of white fur sprouted along her smooth neck and her hair tickled her shoulders, Vince knew this body was exactly what she'd imagined for a wise young ruler.

The pixie spun around Vince, whistling. "I was worried you'd mess it up! Do you know, the two times I actually got someone to try the ritual, they just couldn't imagine themselves into the role. You're the first to have a proper monarch in you."

"A monarch?" Vince said, blushing at the sound of her voice and the feel of every part of this new shape. "Or a fox or a woman?"

"Yes. Maybe part of my trouble was that I was hunting for exactly the right person. One that's already a girl and likes foxes and has noble blood. Someone like you who's got only a trace of royalty might actually be better."

"I have royal ancestors?" asked Vince. "Though truth to tell, this is at most my third greatest surprise of the day."

"I sense that very far back in your family, there was a king with a lot of horses and tents. Know anything about that?"

"Ah. Quite a few folk are that ruffian's descendants, if it's who I'm thinking of. Must I speak in regal diction?"

The pixie landed on one of Vince's tails, which she held still with some effort. "Your majesty, I said you might be well qualified because the kingdom needs magic. Someone who can reshape reality to do important stuff. Being experienced right away at changing yourself means you've got a sense for how to do it. Let yourself be the queen you imagined instead of some halfway version, and you'll find you're really good at it. And damn hot."

Vince's ears and tails flicked back and forth in a confusing sensation of new muscles. There was a sense of some other power in this body, too, like what Vince had used to reshape herself into this weird, messed up mutant shape. He shivered. What would it be like to actually live in it and enjoy it? She could be an elegant, graceful vulpine admired for her wisdom and might. She started to ask something like "Dude, are you serious?"

But instead she coughed into one slim, clawed fist and let herself speak the way that felt more and more natural. "Truly, spirit? Would I be wanted despite being an interloper in your homeland? And... and even desirable?"

The pixie giggled. "I'm sure of it, with enthusiasm like that! Come on, your majesty; let's show you to your new home." It paused, then spoke more seriously. "If I have your permission?"

Vince nodded and adjusted her crown to sit perfectly between her ears. It seemed to stay in place easily. "I don't believe you asked my name. I'm Venci, Queen of --" She stopped and covered her muzzle.

"Go on!"

"Just so. Venci, Queen of the land of... Vendaria, was it?"

"Right! And I'm Norr, Royal Assistant. Not an ideal magic teacher but I should be able to show you the ropes once you're settled into the palace."

Venci began to bow, but the pixie scoffed. "No, no, that's not a proper queenly thing to do!"

"Well, a bit of politeness is warranted, and I can't shake your hand. In any case I'm pleased to meet you, if greatly puzzled. Shall we proceed?"

"Yeah! Finally!" The pixie flitted away from the new ruler and flew in an oval, cutting a hole in the hazy air. It turned gradually into a doorway that showed a murky set of buildings beyond. Norr perched on the crown and said, "Onward! I'll hold on tight!"

Venci stepped forward with more confidence than she really felt, and walked into the portal without even poking it first.

She emerged in a starlit world with three moons in the sky. She was marveling at them when Norr floated back into view and sputtered. "What? How?"

There was a palace ahead, ringed by high walls, but menacing banners of black and blue dangled from them like bruises. Hulking, hunched-over guards walked along them.

Venci said, "In hindsight I should have asked about the urgency of your mission, given that you were away so long."

"Well, time doesn't flow like -- I mean it shouldn't have been a problem but -- damn it, that's supposed to be your palace over there."

The vixen turned around, but the portal had vanished. "Perhaps a tactical retreat is in order?"

"I can't open another portal so soon, but yes. Into the bushes, your majesty!"

A shadowy, armored figure was trudging by with a torch in one hand and an axe over its shoulder. Venci leaped into the cover of some shrubs and instantly learned one drawback of having so many tails to get caught on things. She suppressed a yelp.

As the soldier went past, Norr whispered, "I thought this would be the easy part. I... I'm sorry. I can't give you all the things I promised yet."

Venci freed her tails. For all the strangeness she'd just been hit with, she'd also been offered magic and a kingdom to rule. "They will simply have to be earned," she said. Though the landscape around her was dark for now, only visible to her fine vulpine eyes, there was a kingdom to discover. "I am the queen, after all."


Inspired by a picture drawn by "WhenWolvesCryOut" on FA. Story also posted at: https://sfw.furaffinity.net/view/39136920/

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Art Gallery / Re: Halloween Sketch-a-thon 10 (Open!)
« on: October 23, 2020, 10:58:14 PM »
#48

How about... A human man being turned into my squirrel mage character due to some chocolate covered nuts or a spellbook?

Ref: https://art.by.virmir.com/art/squirrel_mage

Thank you for doing these!

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Writer's Guild / SF Novel: "The Dream of Aveire"
« on: June 19, 2020, 11:45:20 PM »
I have a new science fiction novel out!
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08BHLL49H

It's about an optimistic future in which people explore and colonize new stars. The heroine lives on a high-biotech ship that terraforms planets for fun. Here's a preview...


Hani lay back amid purple grass she'd helped design, and stared up at a city like stars hanging overhead. She felt she was in a vast hammock since the land at her head and feet curved gently upward. Though she looked relaxed, she was busy thinking. The senior gardeners had asked her: how well did the meadow fit in with the flame-hued forest of humming lizards that surrounded it? She had no idea. She couldn't tell whether her teachers were trying to make a subtle point about art, or pranking her, because she felt like she should be doing more.

A rustle of branches caught her ears, and she sat up. A trio of green-robed figures emerged from the woods. The three together were a work of art. They'd designed themselves to have long pointed ears and flowing hair in intricate emerald shades. The male among them had antlers, the others unicorn horns. The antlered one said, "You're the gardener in charge of this field?"

"Just an apprentice."

"Then tell your superiors it needs to go, by judgment of the Pruners."

The Pruners had no real authority, but they were critics. "What's wrong with it?" She ran one hand through the violet blades that each coiled at the tip.

"Purple was the theme last decade. We're doing classic green now. You call yourself a gardener and you're not keeping up?"

One of the other Pruners said, "She wouldn't know. She's just a child. Rookie mistake."

Hani stood up and glared. "I'm almost twenty-five."

"Then you have an excuse for wearing that outdated body, too. What is that, pangolin? And nobody who got to choose their shape yet would stray so close to human!"

She'd been created with a mostly human body, but had decorative brown, scaly plating on her arms and back and long tail. "It's pretty, thank you very much. Now have you got any other complaints, or are you looking to beat me up like some gnoll thug?"

The taller woman peered down at Hani to look for something else about her to mock, but settled for picking a few blades of grass and sniffing at them. "The scent is pleasant. I suggest you cut all this up and use it for brewing or bedding. You'll need to get rid of it promptly so something can be put in that matches the antipode."

"The what, now?"

"You don't even know that? This is grid zone J-35. Look straight up. There's a pond directly above here." She took out a datapad and looked into its screen while pointing into the sky.

The world was the inside of a vast cylinder, so someone might well be swimming in a pond straight overhead. Not that Hani could tell, since the view was mostly blocked by the sun, a long line that ran through the world's center. Near the sun were hills and fields and a city that was in currently in the night side of the world.

The Pruner lectured, "Do you see how ridiculous it'd be if someone looked carefully and saw a ridiculous purple meadow here instead of a matching terrain?"

Hani said, "There's certainly something ridiculous here. Excuse me." She turned and walked away from the Pruners.

Like a bored teacher, one of them told her, "Tell your supervisors they need to get their act together. Unlike you, they have no excuse to be so sloppy."

#

Hani stomped out of sight, then turned and made a rude gesture toward the busybodies. "Why do you care?" she said. As a designer of living things, Hani might have to deal with the likes of them for...

Well, how long would it be until the stars burned out?

Her comm pinged. Like most people, she had minimal implants, and instead wore her computer as jewelry. In her case she'd crafted hers into a bracelet of smooth bone. She waved the hand wearing it and a holographic interface appeared, showing Darok. He was just twenty-three, part of what all the old people called the New Canvas Generation. "Are you coming for the concert, Hani?"

"Oh, stars, I forgot."

"Thought so." Darok was classic elf: designed by his parents to be tall and wispy with cloven hooves and with leaves for hair. He'd been talking about changing into something totally different when he reached twenty-five, but for now he was focused on the band. "Can you be here in an hour?"

Hani was facing north toward the world's bow, the front of the great cylinder. She turned to face west, against the direction that the world spun. Here at the forest's edge she spotted a road of springy moss. It curved upward to a little stone maze, farther up past a lake, and still farther until it was vertical from where Hani stood. There, the town of Borlaug glittered.

She stretched her legs. "Yes. It'll be a fun challenge." She hung up and started running. Running a quarter-circle wasn't that hard. She was in broad daylight too. Since the sun shined onto half the world at a time, as long as Hani kept running west she'd never be in darkness.

She hardly saw anybody else, just a pair of Herd beasts eating grass without critiquing it and a bird-man chatting with them. She waved in passing. Then she reached the stone maze, artfully built to look like ruins. Maybe it was the ruin of something built last decade or century and left in pieces for style's sake. Amid the broken walls a pennant stood out, drawing her attention to a shrine of Aveire. Ah-vee-AIR, the Gardener of Worlds.

Hani wasn't technically obligated to stop, but it was bad form to pass a shrine without acknowledging it. She crept through rubble and knelt beside a tablet of pearl and circuitry, to bow her head.

"We thank you for this day. For the Void is dark, but there are bright gardens."

The shrine only chimed in the way it usually did. Hani stood, backed away, then began running again.

She reached Lake Mendel, and something splashed her legs. Hani looked down at a grinning dolphin peeking out of the water. It said, "Hi, Hani! Recognize me?"

"Um..."

It razzed her. "Yeah, I just changed last week. I was the tiger guy in class."

"Oh, with the neon tail? That was neat."

The dolphin showed off that he'd kept bioluminescent rings on his new body's tail. "Thanks. I'm getting into aqua-engineering for the new canvas. Thought about doing that too?"

"I haven't, but the plant project I'm doing is getting annoying. I just had a run-in with the Pruners."

Her classmate made a rude noise. "They don't like anything. Void take 'em."

"Yeah. I've got to run to band practice, but send me info on your project, all right?"

"See you!"

Hani still had time. She checked her sandals, left the dolphin behind and dashed onward, chasing the dawn. The humid lakeside air streamed around her and made trails of mist in a lowland. She passed an especially deep section where the water ran right down to the glassy Hull, a thought that made her shudder. Nothing but the diamondoid Hull plating between the depths and the Void. How did her dolphin friend stand being that far down?

She'd rounded nearly a quarter of the world's circle, into a forest. But then a wooden dart whipped through the air and struck her legs. Hani staggered and veered around one of the blue-leafed trees. "You people too?"

Hoots and whistles came from northward. She zigzagged, listening for footfalls and rustling branches. The dart hadn't hurt much. It was just blunt cork that dusted the impact point with powder. She didn't have time to be hunted today.

She kept close to her original path and dodged a pair of darts, jumped over a tripping vine, and ran right into another ambush. This time a gnoll dropped from the blue-leafed trees and tagged her with the blunt, padded end of a spear. "That's three hits! You lose."

The creature slouching in front of her was half hyena, half human, with toothy jaws and lolling tongue. She wore only a loincloth on her fur of brown and black. The pointed end of her spear was stained with real blood; they must've been hunting in earnest recently.

"Two!" Hani protested, backing away.

Behind her, another spear rapped her left shoulder and a hidden voice said, "Three."

The one in front said, "What should we do with her, boys? Sacrifice her to the Slayer, or make her fight that spiky beast we caught?"

Hani snorted. The first time she'd been captured by a gnoll tribe she'd really been scared, what with their talk about making her the main course at their feast, but they didn't mean it much. They always gave you the chance at a dramatic escape before being "used for dark rituals" or "ravished", unless you were into that. She'd never understood their weird games. "Guys, I'm busy now. There's a concert."

"Scowling Crom! The Slayer doesn't care about your appointments." More gnolls dropped from the branches to cackle at Hani. The line of dawn got farther and farther ahead of her; she was behind schedule.

She'd almost rather fool with this tribe. After two years of learning to play the tri-harp and sing, she was nowhere near as skilled as people who'd been at it for a century or more. Arguably she didn't even have the right arrangement of limbs. But her band was opening for a famous avian trio, Big Buteo, and there'd be a big audience... for the real band. And there to humor the amateur kids playing first. Hani grimaced.

But there was a way to get out of here and surprise the people who expected to be bored by her. "What if your tribe raided the concert instead?"

The gnoll leader tilted her head. "Where?"

"The city. Opening act is in about two hours."

"We haven't attacked a city in years! People will be gathered, distracted?" One of the other tribesmen started laughing, and that set them all off. The chief said, "Sure! It'll be fun. Run along."

Hani dashed out of her captors' circle, feeling like she'd done a wicked thing. But she had promised to hurry up and arrive, and now she'd be bringing more fans to the concert!

#

She'd run a quarter-circle around the world, which put the field of unfashionable grass behind her as though hanging on a vertical wall. Now the huge city of Borlaug -- over two thousand people! -- shined ahead. The buildings were living wood set with windows of golden amber. The few roads gleamed with a mosaic of multicolored wood lined with planters full of pawnflowers and violet amaranth. Hani pouted. "Purple is too an okay color this year."

The stadium had trees around it, several of which were people. She bowed by instinct to the tallest, Old Greenie, said to have been born human on distant Earth. The place had been set up for music today with a stage and curtains. Behind these, her bandmates were warming up. Hardly anyone but the trees was watching yet.

"Where were you?" said Darok the elf.

"I kept running into people, and there was a shrine and the Pruners, and..." She decided not to mention the last encounter. "I'm here."

She joined in on the tri-harp for practice. They were performing one of the old, old classics, the hymn composed by the first astronauts on Mars, but that would only take up the first hour and they'd wanted to do something new, too. So the others had written a song about the new canvas, the star system up ahead.

Soon it was time to go on stage. She looked out at a terrifyingly large crowd, thousands of people. Besides the trees and a pair of Herd beasts (who'd spread out so the Herd would hear in stereo) a good part of the city's population had turned out. So had people from faraway Watson-Crick and Galen, judging from their fancy ribbons and capes. Then Hani's bracelet chirped and she winced. She had a message from her parents, saying they were in the crowd too. She spotted the flame-hued bird fidgeting beside the quiet, fuzzy woman with flower garlands, and started to regret what was coming. A little. They'd be fine.

She strummed the strings, Darok did vocals and dance moves, and the others handled drums and synth and clarinet. Hani didn't envy her friend having to strut and pose for an hour while belting out lyrics about an ancient god in a land of rust. He was sweating, moving with grace, hair trailing behind him as he danced, so that she had to look away and make herself focus on her own playing. The audience listened politely even when she missed a note or the drummer's timing was off. A few people in the stands had animated scales that glowed different colors with the music, but otherwise no one reacted much. When the song ended they all stood up and took a bow and got some nice applause. The musicians retreated to rest before starting their second piece, the new one.

Backstage, the real band was warming up. Big Buteo's three bird-people had brilliant feathers of ruby and emerald and sapphire like living gemstones. They wore ornaments representing the three previous star systems they'd seen, watery Everblue and Vanaheim of the endless quests and then Draconis, of which people spoke little. The trio sang and played their cellos so that every note seemed meaningful. Hani felt she had too little experience to understand. She pictured a tall, beautiful castle that was shut against her.

Why do I even bother? she thought, glancing backward at the curtain. It was time to do her band's new song.

She stepped out to the stage, and then dozens of gnolls attacked. The raiders weren't many, but they made up for it in the noise and chaos of their yipping laughter. They leaped into the audience and grabbed people. Since this was happening without warning people fought back in a panicked flurry of punches and claws and the battering of wings and hooves and tails. The raiders used nets and ropes to kidnap people at random, dragging them away.

Hani and her bandmates stood there stupidly, with Darok asking, "Should we go fight?"

"Nah," said the drummer.

It was over in a minute. The gnolls retreated with a few captives, melting back into the nearby forest to do whatever it was they felt like this time. Several of them limped or had shed what they called honorable blood. Hani winced, looking out at the chaos in the stands. People were starting to settle down again. But an indignant and very tall green man stood up to say, "The concert will be delayed one hour while we get this problem settled."

Hani and her bandmates groaned, along with some of the audience. He had no right to stop the music, yet people were wandering off to go fight the gnolls or something. "Who's that guy anyway?" Hani asked.

The drummer said, "It's his arena."

"You can't own an arena. Let's start playing."

Darok sighed and ran his hands through his sweaty hair. "Forget it. We barely had enough time to do the whole song anyway, and we won't get people settled back in their seats in time. Let's just go. Damn gnolls. They even marked up the stage throwing their spears around."

The drummer looked at the white powder-marks from where enthusiastic tribesmen had missed people. "But none of them came anywhere near us..." He was staring now at the very similar mark on Hani's leg. "How'd that happen?"

"Uh? Lucky hit, I guess."

Darok said, "There's a good cafe nearby. Let's rest and eat."

They slinked away from the stadium, but the little restaurant was packed. "Maybe we can do the first half of the song?" Hani asked.

So they went back and performed with what time was available, but their hearts weren't in it and everybody who'd returned was there to see the real band. Hani stuck around to hear the bird trio afterward and came away thinking she'd never equal that.

#

After the concert, Hani hiked a few miles toward her home. The route spiraled up and southward, plunging her into night. Glowing flowers bloomed around her and bats crept in to browse them and eat the swarms of dancing firebugs. She found the road, a smooth-melted glassy lane of amber that was warm underfoot, and walked alone. Occasionally she made way for one of the scooters carrying people who didn't want to bother walking, or a Herd-drawn wagon with something heavy like the latest batch of potting soil. One of these unnerved her; it was full of obvious hard-tech machinery. "What's that?" she asked the twin beasts pulling it. The wagon bed held a spidery machine in glossy black speckled with bright points.

The Herd beasts mooed. The words "Maint droid," came from their implants, worn like collars. Or like rings on the fingers of one hand. What any one of the Herd thought, the rest knew.

Hani said, "I've never seen one like that before." She'd seen Aveire's drones before, reshaping the hills or maintaining the sun, but normally they were wreathed in vines or coral to hide the metal bones beneath. She thought of the field she'd once seen where all the dirt had been scraped away down to the hard, dead Hull, and of a bad gash she'd once had on her arm.

The beasts said, "It's for Engine work."

Now Hani shivered. Engines were huge machines that roared and burned with endless fury, and were safely tucked away where no one had to hear them. She thanked the beasts and they plodded onward.

Her three-story tower stood near the amber road, hidden by trees, with a field of shrubs she'd designed as part of her training. She picked a spicy-sweet orange fruit and walked inside. It was a modest home with few neighbors except a family that'd been together for ages, and the burrow of an eccentric artist with a very long-term project.

Hani's lower floor held an ugly ivory sculpture she ought to trash, a still with which she'd brewed mediocre beer, some plastic-sculpting equipment gathering dust, and other toys. She climbed the ladder up from the workshop to reach her bedroom. In here she had mementos visible from her bed of seashell and silk: a diamond crown, and a globe showing the red and green world of Mars that she'd never get to see. Hani bathed, making sure to get that white spot off her leg.

While she was sprawled in bed afterward, Darok called. She threw on a shirt and answered. The elven singer said, "So, today didn't go well."

"Yeah. There's always next concert though. When do you want to meet for practice again?"

Darok grimaced. "About that. Today you really weren't thinking about the band. And then... were there any other problems?"

Hani suppressed a wince. "Darok, I... ran into some gnolls. They caught me, and I would've missed the show unless I distracted them by suggesting another target."

"Stars! So it really was your fault. Hani, we missed our big chance to be springtime! Fans of Big Buteo were paying attention to the best new band in centuries --"

"We're not better than Gimcrack." That five-species band had peaked eighty years ago.

"But we could've been, and now we're just the opening act that got upstaged by a bunch of savages."

"I'm sorry, all right?" Though really, Hani didn't think much of her band's chances of becoming really famous, a group that'd be talked about for ages. But Darok cared, and that was enough to make her contrite. "Let's practice. When?"

"No. Just skip the next one, Hani. We'll let you know if we want to keep you on. I was thinking already about swapping out tri-harp for a cello player."

"What, you're ditching me? Let's meet up and talk about this in person. That cafe is probably quiet now."

Darok shook his head, saying "Some other time, maybe," in a tone that meant "never". He hung up.

Hani flopped backwards onto her pillow. "What next; is a glider going to fall on me?"

While she sulked, something tapped at the upper balcony door. Hani climbed up there and saw Blaze pecking the glass. She slid the door open for him.

Her father was a phoenix, standing only up to her chest level. His feathers were brilliant flame colors tinged blue at the tips and his long beak was coal-black as though singed. He dipped his head in greeting and said, "They caught you, and you sicced them on the concert because you were bored, didn't you?"

Hani groaned. "Did Darok tell you that?"

"I guessed it. When you were seventeen --"

"Yes, yes, the thing with the plague of crabs. Maia deserved every pincer-snap she got."

"Well, your lack of regret hasn't changed. May I come in?"

She left the balcony door open to the night. Blaze hopped onto the perch she kept for him, while she poured him juice from the fruit in her garden. "Darok and the others are kicking me out of the band."

Blaze squawked. "He's young and he's a fool to throw you away. Give him time to cool off. Stick with your music."

"Dad, I don't want to play in a band. I want to be a bio-engineer! Or something useful, anyway!"

"Art is useful, Hani. It keeps us sane out here."

"Out here?"

Blaze's caw of laughter was loud in the tower's lounge. "That's right; you've never seen a planet. Sometimes your mother and I forget."

"I've seen plenty of worlds in the sims."

"It's not the same. To have a planet in your talons..." Blaze shook his head. "But your rightful place is here. I earned that for you and I want you to enjoy it for a very long time." He hopped down from his perch and walked outside, beckoning Hani.

They stood on the balcony of Hani's tower, looking sternward at the long cylinder of the world. Its fields and forests and lakes and towns stretched around the sun, with so much free space that they could wander for miles and see a hundred places, then come back and help to redesign it all in some new style.

It was the world. It was the great starship, The Dream of Aveire.

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Art Gallery / Re: Halloween Sketch-a-Thon 9 (Closed)
« on: October 20, 2019, 02:38:27 PM »
#69 (posted with permission):
How about... my squirrel mage character doing something adventurous and magical? Maybe poking a suspicious treasure chest with a magically controlled stick, or levitating on a floating wooden block, or selling loot?

Thank you for considering doing this! No pressure, if you run out of time or something.

http://art.by.virmir.com/art/squirrel_mage
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/21565870/

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Writer's Guild / New Novel "Crafter's Heart"
« on: November 09, 2018, 05:42:51 PM »
My new book "Crafter's Heart" is on Amazon! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07JJCC5QL
It's about a young man who's just moved to an ocean colony in 2039 to work for an AI who runs a video game.
The book is a direct sequel to "Crafter's Passion" but should be understandable if you haven't read that one.

A preview:


2038 December, South of Cuba

The young man's first steps on Castor Colony were unsteady, since he expected the ground to move like the ship that took him there. The floating, artificial island did sway and vibrate, but due less to the Caribbean Sea beneath it than to the thousands of people walking, working, and playing where nature had said there was nowhere to live. Stan hefted the backpack containing nearly all he owned, and crossed the dock to get started.

The colony was a sort of jungle gym or raft made from an oil rig, a retired cargo ship, a set of purpose-built "seastead" platforms offering a flat surface well above the waves, and a flotilla of boats that rearranged and jostled constantly. He smelled something baking until the wind shifted and brought him a scent of seaweed instead. Under his feet the ground was concrete reflecting the warmth of a tropical winter morning. Stan left the dockside view behind as he got in line beneath a canopy, which led him to the entry gate.

Minutes later he faced an automated kiosk where a bland digital face appeared on the screen, asking, "Papers? Reason for visiting?"

Stan let it scan his US passport and his eyes. He'd been coached on this moment, as on many other things over the last year. He took a deep breath and said, "Immigration."

The face smiled. "Your record shows that you have provisional citizenship in the American Free States, and an employer. Welcome to Castor, newcomer. Respect the laws and earn your way." A gate clicked open for him and an ID card dropped into a slot.

He'd expected to be quizzed in detail, even taken aside to talk with a human. But aside from one dour guard ignoring everyone from a central booth, it seemed there wasn't enough manpower to interrogate everyone who wanted in. Stan crossed a painted line on the ground and officially entered Castor's territory with no fanfare, no oath or signature.

Now, how was he going to live here?

Beyond the entry checkpoint was the district called Libertalia. What he could see of it was one big platform, a crowded plaza lined with shops. Stan tried to find a place where he could slink into a corner and just observe, but everywhere he moved there was a current of people. He let himself pinball around the square for a few minutes just to take it all in. Booths selling drinks competed with one that sold illegal drugs -- illegal almost anywhere else. A brothel labeled "Congress" faced off against a beleaguered little church. A souvenir shop advertised knives, synthetic diamonds, and pornography whose very titles made his eyes bug out. Stan walked past that one feeling shaken. This ongoing low-level riot was completely different than the Community he'd called home just a week ago, where everything was wholesome and quiet and neatly regimented.

A trio of self-proclaimed guides tried to talk the new arrivals into hiring them, and a few others were already wandering off with clients. One of those was a topless woman, he belatedly realized. "Sure, why not?" he muttered.

One of the remaining guides was a man in spandex like a superhero violating at least two US copyrights. "Greetings! Do you need assistance, good sir?"

"Ah, no. I'm heading to my job." Stan left before the sales pitch could continue.

At one end of the main Libertalia platform stood a building decorated like a castle, with cannons and pennants. The flags included not just the AFS banner and the Cuba state flag, but the one that made him proud: wings of red, green and blue on a silver field. The mark of his new boss, the master of the game.

#

Stan walked into a small lobby with an elevator and stairwell. He basked in the air conditioning for a moment. A pale young man was intent on a screen behind his podium. Stan grinned; the guy was busy gaming. Stan said, "Do you play while you're waiting for people?"

The employee startled and looked up, his mouth twitching faintly. "Sometimes. Hi. Table for one?"

"I'm the new hire, here to work on the VR rigs."

The clerk hopped down from his stool, surprising Stan with how short he was. He wore a lapel pin with the logo of wings, and suddenly had a big smile. "I hear you had a real adventure getting here! You're going to have a great time; you're one of us now. Ludo doesn't favor many people with an actual paid job. Welcome. Oh, excuse me a moment." A mother and a gaggle of kids had arrived. He greeted them and showed them to a table.

Stan was a little rattled from seeing the customers who'd just walked in along the same route as him. He asked, "This place is a stone's throw from all the drugs and gambling and nudity, and it's family-friendly?"

The clerk shrugged. "When you live in close quarters you can't afford to throw stones. Remember that what we offer in the basement is controversial too." He checked his computer. "Says here that you're not on duty until tomorrow. If you want, have a look around before work. You might ask for VR pod time."

"Thanks. I'm Stan; what's your name?"

"Dahl. D-A-H-L."

Stan went to the dining room and studied the place. The tables were more crowded than he'd seen at the franchise in Mexico, and the decor was more nautical, but the restaurant and gaming center was another Fun Zone just the same. On the far wall stood a huge video screen and a logo for Thousand Tales, the game that was this place's reason for existing. The rest of the walls held a bunch of smaller screens showing various parts of the game world, like a space battle and a party of fantasy explorers. Some customers were passively watching while they ate, but most were steering the action using handheld tablets. A dwarf on one screen was having a conversation with real kids eating pizza.

Stan found a seat at the emptiest bench and watched the screens and the people, trying to relax. Already he felt out of place on Castor because of its chaotic bustle. The town was a tourist attraction, though; it was meant to impress and overwhelm. He took a deep breath; Ludo would tell him how to handle this new life and it'd all work out.

Rather than take over one of the restaurant's screens, he pulled out his own personal gaming pad, a Talisman Mk. II with a sturdy blue case. He propped the tablet up on the table and turned it on. "Hello, Ludo; I've arrived."

A man appeared on the screen, with wind-blown blue hair and a dark cape that glittered with stars. He gave Stan a wide grin and said, "You came all this way here and you still want to play, huh?"

"Of course, sir. I'm here because of you."

Stan had been living at Youth Community Center #6 in Imperial Valley, California, doing his two years of required national service after high school. He began playing Thousand Tales and talking with Ludo, the Artificial Intelligence who ran it. Now he was thousands of miles away with a new job ahead and several burned bridges behind.

Ludo said, "You're the one that earned your way here. It looks like the boat arrived just minutes ago, so you came straight here instead of seeing your new home first. If you're so eager, do you want to look around and head for the VR pods? Gives you an excuse to see the hardware you'll be working on, and you're entitled to a certain amount of free time in them as part of your pay. Though, try not to say the word 'entitled' around here; it's not very popular."

"Sounds good, boss." It was nice to have a plan.

Ludo said, "Remember that you'll mainly be reporting to Sonia. This place is her show, more than mine."

Stan walked around to get a feel for the place. The Fun Zone was a three-level building that extended partway beyond the actual Libertalia platform, like some of the other structures. The restaurant floor he'd entered through was the middle level. He'd assumed that the entryway was just for waiting in, but on second view his eyes went wide. There were cleverly hidden, segmented panels worked into the walls and ceiling, as though there were hidden cameras besides the obvious one, and as though steel doors could drop into place and hidden weapons emerge on a second's notice. At first Stan laughed the idea off as paranoia, but... that was probably exactly what the room was for. That and helping the air conditioning.

Above the main level was the VR floor. The stairs only went up. Stan took them and arrived in another entryway room with more screens on the carpeted walls. A list showed info on the pods' current occupants, mostly with nicknames; someone going by AtomSmasher was listed as "Assaulting a starship" for instance. Another screen showed elaborate VR tutorial instructions. He was neither drunk nor pregnant, so he should be good to go, but he paid close attention anyway to what the customers were being told. Basic safety, how to attach the various straps, how to move without hurting himself. What he didn't see was a human clerk here to help him. "I guess that's my job," he said aloud.

A light blinked and pod #3's status became "Open: Ready For Adventure". A man walked out of one of the curtained alcoves lining the hall ahead, and made for the exit.

"Cool outfit," Stan said. The guy had a sort of hybrid of medieval tunic and dive skin, down to the knee. Stan had seen similar things on people here, especially the ones who seemed to know what they were doing. In contrast, Stan still had the standard-issue shirt and pants that marked him as a Community kid.

"Thanks." The player left Stan to take over the VR pod he'd been using.

Stan entered room #3 and pulled its curtain closed. The hardware filled most of the soundproofed space with a set of rods and motors and a tube that could swivel around to any angle. He climbed in, feeling a little uneasy that there was no attendant, and hit a button to start playing.

#

Instead of the usual world selection menu, he saw the deck of a fantasy airship that soared above a forest. On it stood a woman with a low-cut blouse and sporting a pair of bat wings on her back. She removed her tricorner hat and bowed. "Good morning, mister Cooper. I'm Sonia. It's nice to meet a green crewmember. It should be fun to train you up."

Stan startled. He'd been ambushed by his new boss! He gave a little bow and said, "Ludo gave me some basic info earlier, but I haven't been able to research everything. I've been busy these last few days."

Wait a minute, Stan thought. He raised one hand in a gesture that told the game program to scan her for information. Text appeared in his vision, saying:

{Sonia Cassini
PUBLIC INFO
Class: Merchant
Faction Flag: Brightmoon Privateers
Note: Wanderer of Two Or Three Seas!}

His scanning could tell him whether someone was a simplistic "Non-Player Character"; she wasn't. But a result like this didn't distinguish between somebody with a regular computer, versus a true AI, or the other category of player. He asked, to confirm his suspicions: "Are you an uploader, ma'am?"

"That's right. Former hotel manager, now in charge of this Fun Zone when I'm not fooling around with my hobbies." She waved around the windy deck, where generic NPC crewmen were adjusting the sails. "It's not a problem for you, is it? And call me Sonia."

"It's not. I've made some friends among the native AIs. So, I'm Stan. I was expecting somebody who could walk around the building she's managing. You use robots, then?"

"I've got access to sensors all over the building, and we're going to be bringing more robots in soon. Let's go to my cabin." She opened the door to a wooden apartment decorated in maps, treasure and blades. She gestured toward a table and chairs and said, "Have a... I guess it doesn't matter for you."

"Not really," Stan said, not bothering to sit. The VR rig could simulate that, but it wasn't especially comfortable.

Sonia leaned on a chair. "First lesson, then: know what your customers actually value. The food's all right, I hear, but what you're providing is a comfortable environment in a crowded town. Don't worry that you're mostly useless for the first few weeks, but watch and learn."

"Will do. Can I contact you easily? I mean, can I always call you?" He imagined annoying her by interrupting some awesome airship battle.

She said, "Day or night, but not always at a moment's notice. Since I'm not exactly there, you and the other employees have to be seen so that the shop doesn't get mistaken for being abandoned. Or vulnerable."

Being rich enough to become an uploader meant digital immortality. It meant getting your brain converted to software and connected to the game world. At that point growing wings, getting a flying ship or learning magic was trivial. The process had drawbacks, though. Sure, Sonia could relax in a fantasy paradise or fight monsters for fun like a regular player with a super-immersive VR system. But she had no body in the real world, limiting her to robots if she wanted to go outside the game. She couldn't sample the food her restaurant was serving, and the senses of smell and taste were said to be buggy in there. Also, because computer processors weren't yet very good at running digital minds efficiently, she probably had a weirdly varying sense of time and only experienced eight or so hours in a day. Also, she was legally dead in every jurisdiction that mattered.

Stan looked out of the cabin at the generic sailors, who only existed as part of the fantasy that Sonia lived in. "Nice office. Are we in one of the main worlds or a personal zone?"

"Midgard, the main fantasy world." Sonia stretched and fluttered her wings. "I should let you get on with playing. As far as I'm concerned you have unlimited free time on the VR rigs when you're off duty, even if we're closed."

"Oh? Ludo suggested there was a time limit."

"That's my boss' way of making sure you don't get addicted. I'll let you make your own decisions about that. But get outside once in a while; there are things you'll enjoy more while you're still flesh and blood." Sonia looked wistfully aside. "See you tomorrow for work; the other employees have been instructed to help teach you. Any burning questions that can't wait for e-mail?"

Stan laughed. The first time he'd met one of these rich immortals, he'd jumped at the chance to curry favor with the guy. Now, Stan actually had things to do besides wish for an easy life. Not that he'd turn down uploading, if he got the chance. He tried to think in diplomatic terms. "I want to ask a career question about uploaders, but I don't want to offend you."

The skyboat captain said, "I don't offend easily; shoot."

He said, "If regular humans like me are just here because customers can't yet grasp the idea of an all-machine business, then how long will it be before I'm obsolete?"

"Between you and me? A couple years at this place. Both for money reasons and, like you're already thinking, because of what our guests assume about what it means to run a business. But if what Ludo tells me about your ability to learn and adapt is true, then you'll never run out of ways to be useful."

#

Stan hit a "Log Out" button. The world swirled away into a pale sky that faded to a Thousand Tales title screen. His version -- it varied by player -- showed a silhouette of a man sailing under a logo made of wood.

"Where the heck was I in the actual game?" Stan asked. He'd been playing Thousand Tales on the way to this ocean town, but it already felt like long ago. "Back to the Endless Isles, please."

The title screen faded into a world of sea and sky. He now stood just offshore of Island West-3 South-10, a volcanic crag with a beach of black sand. Underfoot, the Work In Progress lay at anchor. His simple one-masted boat had enough space in the tiny cabin for the three passengers he'd given a ride, plus a treasure chest he'd also made for himself. Now that he was in VR he put one hand against the sun-warmed wooden hull, and smiled. This thing he'd made was real, within Ludo's world, and it was his.

Stan waded ashore, feeling water lap around his knees. He took out a flag from his inventory, a simple blue square on a stick, and stuck it into the ground. The interface announced, {You have discovered this island and can now save here!} If he found a save crystal somewhere inland, that was. There was always a feeling of accomplishment to "discovering" a new island, even ones that'd been seen by thousands of other players. If all of their flags were visible to him he'd see the entire shore littered with them. Yet seeing his own standard fluttering on the beach by itself was true in its own way, because he really had marked out another square on his map, another place where he had a little more control over the rules.

He did the scanning gesture again, this time on himself. He'd earned some basic powers so far without killing a lot of monsters:

{Stan Cooper
PRIVATE INFO
Account type: Standard
Mind: Tier-III
Body: Element-Touched (Earth)
Main Skills: Smithing, Woodworking, Inspect, Merchant, Hammer
Talents: Pack Man, Gadget Inspector
Shamanic Magic 1: Growth, Metal, Create. 2: Tailwind
Save Point: Ship
PUBLIC INFO
Note: Wielder of hammer and drones.
Class: Craftsman}

His talents so far let him carry extra stuff and make minor upgrades to items, both of which were useful for trading and building. Many other players favored powers that let them hit harder or run faster; they were missing out on the interesting ones.

Time to seek some adventure. As usual he didn't have much armor, and the sparkling blue cloth he'd made into pants (and a sail) did nothing for his defense. What he needed today was a low-pressure trip. He called out to a party of wanderers who were just coming onshore. "Hey there! Need a pack mule while you're exploring the volcano?"

The trio hauled a raft onto the sand. The wood splintered and cracked, making Stan wince. All three looked like newbies, equipped with little more than wooden spears and bits of palm-bark armor that even Stan had considered too junky to bother making. All were human but for one who'd earned the first stage of a birdman transformation, growing a fringe of gold feathers along his arms and hair.

The one girl in the party said, "Who are you, hanging around on a random island? Say, are you an uploader?"

Stan laughed. "Not yet. There aren't many of those. I just showed up to give people a ride in my new boat, and then I had to sign out."

"Sorry. It's just that you're way out away from the starting area too, and you obviously played enough to get that partial transformation."

Oh yeah, that. Stan glanced backward and saw the fuzzy, ringed tail he had in this world. In VR it felt like something twitching at the base of his spine, matching some faint flicking that hinted at the raccoon-like ears atop his head. There was only so much that the gaming rig could do to simulate a different body shape. He was basically still human anyway despite being "element-touched" like the birdman, and wasn't sure he wanted to go any farther with those changes. He wondered what it was like for people like Sonia, who could sense and control a different body more directly.

Stan said, "Fair enough, though your friend there obviously did the element thing himself. Speaking of giving rides, hang on a sec." He used a private message window to contact the group that he'd ferried here, seemingly ages ago. {Sorry to strand you; I was offline. How are you doing?}

Their reply popped up as text: {We're on the northwest beach, building a raft to get back to Tourney. Want to help?}

Stan relayed that to the newbies and added, "What brings you so far away from Central Island so soon? Most players get better equipped first. No offense."

The feathered one said, "We're sequence-breaking!"

The girl explained for him, "Jumping ahead of the usual quests, to get a cool ship early. And for that we need an Anchor Stone, which I guess you know, and for that we had to go far off."

The third guy said, "But yeah, let's find the other group."

Stan led the way, then waved to the other adventurers. He told the newbies, "This is a chance to learn, especially if you plan to build your own boat after this trip. I take it you've found a specific quest that said this island could give you that Anchor Stone you need?"

The two groups talked for a bit about construction. A new window popped up in Stan's vision in the distinctive shimmery blue of his sail and pants, like sunlight on water. {Are you seriously going to spend your VR time doing woodworking, again?}

Stan grinned. "Ocean, is that you?"

"Huh?" asked one of the adventurers.

"Sorry; I meant to say that privately. Ocean is the main supervisor AI of the Endless Isles. She's taunting me, so... Weapons ready!"

He'd called it: a pair of monsters bubbled up from the sea, conjured just because Ocean thought it appropriate. Not the shark-men he'd seen before, but black-and-white trollish creatures with long fluked tails and holding knives of colorful glass.

"Orcan!" said one of the experienced folk. "Get a tooth sample!"

How was Stan supposed to... oh. He grinned and took out his homemade bronze hammer, then looked at the monsters' toothy snouts.

The battle began. The newbie explorers with their spears tried to fend the monsters off, but one orcan swung a segmented blade like a stained glass window that shattered the simple wood. The beast's own weapon shattered and it stepped back. It held its webbed hands together in a magical pose that began to summon another knife.

While it was doing that, Stan leaped into the fray and swung underhand, connecting with the creature's jaw so hard that a tooth flew out. "Stan's Discount Dentistry!"

The other orcan slashed at Stan, forcing him to parry twice with his sturdy hammer and dodge the third blow. Even so, the beast gashed him against his left arm. A red {Major wound!} icon flashed. The impact felt to Stan like getting hit in the arm and having it heat up, but it was a real enough sensation to make him stagger back and yelp.

The more experienced travelers closed in with their swords and a dart of magically flung gravel. The two orcan growled, emitting puffs of vapor from their blowholes. Each time they swung they usually inflicted a wound with their razor-sharp glass or damaged somebody's weapons or armor, but their own weapons broke each time. Soon the pair didn't have enough chances to re-summon more, so they resorted to punching with their meaty fists. Stan darted in and out of the fray to deal hammer blows or try to cover for the new guys.

At last both monsters dropped to the beach and died, squeaking pathetically. Stan was breathing hard from the effort. "Is everyone still alive? Good."

The birdman looked up from searching the bodies. "We're disarmed, though it looks like they dropped backup knives." Two glittering glass blades had appeared as treasure.

Stan said, "Cool, but those obviously won't last long. If you give me one to study, I'll make you some quick replacement weapons."

One of the elder group scooped up some of the black sand into a vial. "It'll be tough for you to do the volcano quest if you've got that minimal equipment."

"We know, we know. How are we supposed to do the quest now that the game's AI just wrecked what equipment we had?"

Stan grabbed a few likely-looking bits of driftwood and fallen branches from nearby palm trees. With a simple iron knife he began shaping them into clubs and a spear.

{Crafting result: Crude Wooden Spear. "Best point: it's pointy."}

Stan shrugged at the AI's criticism. "That's all I can do without a proper crafting station. I can also give you this iron knife if you like, maybe tie it to a spear."

"Thanks," said the birdman, "but have we got any real chance?"

The experienced wizard who'd sampled the sand chimed in. "You might get an easy version of the volcano dungeon -- there are several possible events when you visit each island -- but if that happens it probably won't also give you that Anchor Stone. If we team up you'd have better odds but might find you're badly outmatched by the monsters."

The newcomers said, "That's not fair. We should be able to do this dungeon at any level."

Stan handed over the junky improvised weapons and took a glass knife. He said, "You shouldn't expect the Endless Isles to be fair. Random stuff happens all the time that could be good or bad. Instead, you need to be in control of how equipped and ready you are, so that you can get past something like this fight without getting worn down."

The wizard said, "Come on; let's all go back to Tourney and get you set up to try again. Stan, can you carry us all?"

"Sorry, no, max of four including me." There was only so much detail to the world's physics, and some limits were arbitrary.

"Blah. Can you help us do a quick raft, then?"

Stan nodded and they all got to work to make one. Stan did the tricky part, laying out the fresh logs and connecting them with improvised rope. He gave the whole thing a quality bonus due to his success in a little puzzle that was half abstract, half a real judgment of wood quality and balance. "That should hold just long enough." Then, reluctantly, he left that higher-level group behind in his wake to use the raft, while he used his ship to ferry the new guys east.

Besides using his limited knowledge of sailing to cross the sea -- mostly by pointing in the direction he wanted to go and adjusting the square sail -- he had some magic. He struck a pose on the deck of the Work In Progress and called up the spell system with a gesture. A loose and rippling 3D grid of colorful points appeared around him. He opened one hand and conjured a rune that resembled a swirl of golden wind, then guided it along a spiral pattern through ghostly walls and spikes. His movements made him turn and dance in place to steer the Tailwind mark to where he needed it, and then to guide another symbol for the word Create, and to aim the combined energies. At last the magic field faded out and a gentle breeze began to blow from behind him, filling the sail more strongly than before. He smiled; he was getting better at this.

Stan's boat was faster than these disposable "noob rafts" that low-powered characters used to get around. He didn't need to chop down trees and lash them together every time he wanted to cross between islands, then have his creation sink. Instead, some durability meters on the thing slowly declined; he could make repairs. And since he'd proven his commitment to the boat by installing a hard-won Anchor Stone, the little vessel was nearly impossible to destroy permanently. Despite its speed as it crashed through the waves, it still took a long time to travel between West-3 South-10 and the town at Tourney Isle, just South-10.

Stan didn't mind. Here in VR he could feel the wind on his face and the way the creaking deck shifted beneath his feet with every wave. Seagulls circled overhead and the sun slipped slowly behind him.

"Wait. How long have I been in here?"

{Two hours, six minutes}, said the game.

His eyes widened and he addressed Ocean directly. "Where was the hourly timer warning?"

{At your real-world location, no automatic nag is legally required. You can turn one on using the options menu.}

That was weird. And now he had a problem. He saw Island West-1 South-10 ahead and to his right as he passed by, and there was a faint shimmer in the air close behind him that marked the boundary between map grids. In other words he still had a ways to go yet.

He stretched, feeling faint stiffness to his left arm that marked the lingering wound. He checked on the boat's cabin and found his passengers "sleeping", which meant they'd logged out and trusted him to get them to shore. So, he had a responsibility inside the game. He sailed on.

He wondered what it'd be like to have this digital world as his permanent home. The first time that he'd met an uploader, Stan had assumed that their lives were a rollercoaster of adventure and ultimate luxury. Afterward he'd kind of pitied them, since rich as they'd been, they were now trapped in their inner world and barely able to set foot "outside" in reality. The truth lay in between; the uploaders and native AIs were often busy with personal projects, not just the backdrop of fantasy quests.

The boat hit a tall wave, then another. Stan checked his sail and thought back to what little practice he'd had with it. Maybe a storm was coming? No, the sky all around shined clear. Instead he caught sight of rippling water ahead, and his eyes went wide. He pointed forward and commanded, "Inspect!"

That was one of his best skills. In response, a flash of sunlight highlighted a set of rocks dead ahead.

He cursed and hauled at one of the square sail's ropes. The sail folded like a Venetian blind and killed his acceleration. Unfortunately he was still moving, heading toward the rocks, and now he couldn't do much to steer! Stan grabbed the backup paddle and tried to shove forward against the oncoming obstacle, but he had too much momentum. The boat crunched forward directly over the jagged boulders, shaking Stan hard enough to knock him down. Warning icons flashed as though he were the one taking damage.

Mercifully, the hull splashed down in safer water on the other side. He dashed into the hold and saw his passengers sleeping like nothing had happened, despite the obvious noisy leak beneath their hammocks. "Reviving" the ship after having it sink would be costly and humiliating. He was not going to get his passengers killed, on a clear day in the middle of the open sea!

Stan cursed and brought up the magic menu again. He'd never gotten the Wood element, so the best he could do was try Growth on the shredded hull. The symbols moved around at his fingertips, but fixing lumber this way was only good for adding a few points of durability to a noob raft, not patching a long ragged hole. Water burbled up past his spell attempts, soaking the sleeping passengers.

And of course he didn't have a whole set of repair tools or spare lumber. Stan looked wildly around, then seized on his treasure chest, a copper-bound wooden box in a classic style. He whipped out his hammer and knocked out the pins holding the lid on, then slapped the top down over the worst damage.

Casting another spell was hard, mostly due to having to stay in place and kneel on the box lid while waving his hands around. This time he could work with the Metal element along with Growth, giving the rule system a more specific reason to justify letting him repair the wood. To help it understand what he was trying to do, he said, "I try to make the metal seal off the damage. Sacrifice the lid's quality." Wrecking one item to fix another was worth a bonus if it made sense.

His first casting attempt fizzled but he second took, melding the box's metal parts and some of the wood into the damaged hull. A feedback message said, {Partial repairs have made the boat's major wound minor. Leak rate reduced by 75%. You can bail out using the same chest.}

Good. Stan stood up, feeling sweat on his forehead. "But I'm not bailing out now!" He looked at the lidless box and at the water slowly filling the cabin. "Oh, that's what that means." He began scooping the water out. Once that was under control he raised sail again. He used a wind that had stirred just now by "natural" weather in a roughly eastward direction. Soon the now-familiar Tourney Island emerged on the horizon. The sun was already falling.

Stan relaxed as he maneuvered toward the short dock. The wind shifted so that he had to zigzag or "tack", and eventually he gave up to glide onto a beach instead. He barely remembered in time to swing up the bottom fin, the daggerboard, or whatever was left of it. "Is this going to sink while I'm offline?" he asked, watching the western sky blaze with sunset.

{A protected vessel takes no damage while the owner is offline.}

He started the thirty-second logout ritual, then remembered his passengers. "They can exit, right?"

{Yes.}

The world swirled away into a pale sky that faded back to the title screen. Stan stretched. "Whew, I need a break. Thank you, Ludo."

The AI didn't answer him, so he shut down the VR pod and opened it using a latch on the inside. It hissed open. He still expected someone to help him get out without hurting himself, but since it was unattended he had to trust his own muscles. "I'm off to move in. See you tomorrow."

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Writer's Guild / Carrot Cuisine
« on: October 19, 2018, 12:59:52 PM »
New story "Carrot Cuisine" at http://www.furaffinity.net/view/28952991/ or https://www.deviantart.com/kschnee/art/Carrot-Cuisine-767390950 ! Commissioned by Artoochu2014 on FA. May as well add it here too:


Lyle lived on the outskirts of town, near some good hiking trails. One weekend in March he jogged through the woods along a familiar route, and paused at an intersection he didn't remember. A wooden sign advertised "Hazel Trail" to his right, and it looked like it'd been there for years. Puzzled, he turned toward the dirt path and followed it through dense hazel trees. The air smelled of flowers and he soon found them: strange orange and purple things like some fanciful silk decoration, but apparently growing wild along the path. The land sloped slightly up, even though this was a notoriously flat area. Then, strangest of all, he found the garden.

It was just off of the trail, unmarked and unfenced. Plants stood in sloppy rows between some trees, fully grown and perfect. This place looked like somebody's property, but with no sign of whose, and just wild-looking enough that it could, just maybe, be part of the forest where someone had spilled seeds months ago. "Weird," Lyle said, and kept hiking for a little while longer. He had one of those step-tracking wristwatches, but it flickered and malfunctioned. He frowned and fiddled with it to no avail. He'd gone far enough for today, so he turned around.

He paused at the garden again. He'd seen no houses or anything, so this was apparently unclaimed property. There was nobody to object if he took some fresh salad home. And were those carrot plants? He had no tools, but tried yanking one of the bushy green plants and was rewarded with an oversized carrot root. Nice find. He'd hurt his fingernails prying it up, though, so he didn't bother with the other plants. He awkwardly stashed the carrot in his fanny pack and headed home.

The fitness tracker was working again but had lost track of his route. Lyle shrugged, showered, and salad-ed. He mixed the newfound carrot in with some lettuce and onions he already had, for a healthy lunch.

That evening he was just leaving the mall when he heard a terrible metal squeal. He hurried toward the sound. A blue Honda was scraping along the road divider. Suddenly it veered fifteen degrees to the right and struck a bicyclist from the left, knocking him to the pavement. Other cars screeched to avoid them both. The Honda sped off, flashing in the moonlight.

He'd just been witness to a hit-and-run. He called 911 and reported it, then stayed while the police and an ambulance showed up. The cops interviewed people, but when they got to Lyle they seemed skeptical of him. "Fifteen degrees?"

"Plus or minus one, I guess."

"You're a geometry teacher?"

"No; why? And the license plate was R54TQ8."

"You're sure of that?"

"I saw it, yeah."

The cop wrote it down. "That's some eyesight. Good contacts I guess."

He left Lyle alone again. Lyle was puzzled; it did seem unusually bright and clear tonight. He saw the individual pebbles along the road and the silhouettes of crows against the night sky. Curious now, he went back into the mall to do an improvised test. He stood just outside an eyeglass shop that had an eye chart on the back wall. From the entrance, he could read the smallest line!

He went home spooked. Every detail on the road signs and buildings stood out. The cop had joked about contact lenses, but he didn't wear any. He peered into a mirror and startled; he had bright orange eyes. Carrot orange.

"The carrot?" he said. How could that be? He had no other explanation. He'd need to see a doctor. For the moment he tried to calm down, watching a movie. He could see the individual pixels. It was boring enough that he fell asleep.

#

It was Sunday. The world looked blurry by comparison to last night. His eyes were back to their usual green. Whatever happened, had worn off. Weird! He couldn't get a doctor's appointment over the weekend, but he could try an experiment. He brought a gardening spade with him on a jog to the mysterious veggie patch.

It looked untouched, without even a hole where he remembered grabbing that carrot. Lyle dug up a few more of the carrots and a radish to take home. "Is anyone here?" he called out belatedly, but no one answered.

Back home, he showered and then cooked up an omelette with feta, spinach and scavenged carrot. Delicious. Nothing happened, so he went about some furniture shopping he'd planned. While he was browsing Swedish sofas, he heard murmured conversation and turned to look. The only people in sight were a mom and her son coming from way down the aisle, and he could hear their every word.

"What's with his ears, mom?"

"It's not polite to make fun of people's faces, Timmy. Some people just have..." The woman stopped her shopping cart and stared at Lyle.

Lyle felt one of his ears. It was stretched out, and fuzzy. Even as he touched it, his ear grew longer and pointier.

"Bunny ears!" said the kid, darting closer. "That's a neat trick. How do you do it?"

Lyle's ears flicked back and forth; he felt them standing out above his scalp now. "I... Carrots? I've gotta go." He dashed away toward the nearest restroom. His eyes were fine, but his long ears were covered in soft grey fur and he could move them. "A successful experiment, I guess, but what does this mean?" He could let his ears splay lower to either side, but they were huge. He needed a hat! The shop didn't sell any. He hurried out the door, sensing that people were staring at him and hearing their confused chatter.

In his car, his ears brushed the roof. Back at home he found a baseball cap that wouldn't work at all, then a broad-brimmed hat that could uncomfortably hide them. He was about to go back outside and try contacting a hospital when his ears flicked and burst free, knocking the hat off his head. He laughed nervously. He wasn't in danger, really, just confused.

Instead of panicking, he sat on the patio and listened to wildlife, hearing every bird and squirrel in the neighborhood. Cars roared by in the distance.

#

The next morning, he woke up to find his ears were still lapine, but shrinking. He'd had them all night, it seemed. What an experiment! What should he try next? He went to work with some nervousness, abstaining from carrots for now.

He couldn't resist temptation completely. As soon as he got home on Monday he grilled that radish he'd harvested, with chicken, and had that for lunch on Tuesday. He figured there'd be no effect for a few hours. It was good, but he noticed nothing strange all afternoon or evening. Maybe it was just the carrots doing things. He didn't want to let his supply go stale by waiting for Saturday... well, carrots would keep, so really that was just an excuse. Curiosity made him try baking carrot cake on Tuesday night. He'd just have to time when he ate it, for safety. He had some Wednesday, for lunch.

"Are you all right?" his boss said, coming over to his cubicle. "You seem distracted."

"I'm fine. Just looking forward to some new recipes." He'd mentioned before that he liked cooking, as a hobby.

The boss rolled her eyes. "Maybe you should be doing restaurant work, then. We need that report finished this week."

Lyle winced. "I'll get it done, boss."

Late that afternoon he winced, cramped in his chair. When he stood, he felt something fuzzy at the base of his spine, wedged against his belt. His pants were getting annoyingly tight in back, too, even when he tried loosening his belt a notch. Then he discovered his new tail, and his eyes went wide. It was a fluffy little flag that twitched behind him, as lifelike as the bunny ears had been. That was... kind of neat, actually.

Minutes later, though, he found that the changes weren't done. He scratched his chest and discovered it was starting to ache and swell. His shirt's neckline had actually gotten lower, and the texture of the fabric was now more like silk.

Okay, whatever was happening to him was still going! Lyle tapped out a quick "heading home; sick" e-mail and dashed for the stairwell. The office noise grew louder as he headed downstairs, and he started to feel a breeze along his legs.

The boss blinked, standing just outside the ground floor stairs. "What?"

Lyle darted past her saying, "Sick!" in a cracking voice. He ran to his car, feeling his tail and hips shake with every step.

In his car he took a deep breath and felt his chest bounce. Even as he watched, his clothes shifted further to put him in a silky, low-cut outfit, one piece, hugging an increasingly curvy body with long ears and a little tail. In the mirror his human face looked rounded and soft, framed by the ears, but he wasn't actually turning into a rabbit. Just a distinctly cute part-rabbit girl in suitable clothes.

He didn't hear anybody coming from the office building to chase him and demand to know what was going on, so he took a minute to make sure he was done changing. He drove home in silence, went indoors, and stared into the mirror. Then, blushing, he reached down between his legs and confirmed that he'd become a completely qualified bunny showgirl.

Well, he wasn't going back to work like this! He laughed nervously. How could the carrots possibly change his clothes as well as his body? Then again, that was hardly the biggest mystery. What else could these things do?

It seemed like he was stuck this way until tomorrow morning or so, and might have to call in "sick". He shook his head and felt his ears wobble. He said to no one, "Sorry, I'm a little underdressed today." His voice came out high and sultry. Yeah, e-mail was the way to go.

He stretched out on his bed and looked up other carrot recipes to try, for science.

It really wasn't science at this point, more like... magic. He tried throwing a t-shirt on over his drafty outfit, but the fabric rapidly shrank away, condensing into a pink bowtie. He hoped he'd get his old clothes back when this wore off! Because it was going to wear off. Definitely. For now, he just needed to chill out at home.

#

After a pleasant evening, he woke up and felt himself slowly reverting to his usual shape. The showgirl outfit sitting on his dresser was becoming a shirt and pants again, and his cute tie had become a shirt. Lyle breathed a sigh of relief. As fun as that had been, he needed to be more careful about timing these things! He went into work an hour late to make sure he was back to normal, and though his boss looked at him funny, he figured she hadn't seen the full extent of what was happening yesterday.

Reluctantly, he let the remaining carrot cake sit in his fridge. He knew what it did. He tried preserving one of the carrots by vacuum sealing, but couldn't resist bringing it with him to work on Friday. He waited until nearly quitting time, to be safe, before eating it. Maybe it'd work the same as the original salad.

He was safe when he headed out, and for half of the drive home. While stuck in traffic, though, he noticed that he was suddenly wearing gloves. The slick, rubbery silver material flowed up along his arms until it joined with his shirtsleeves and took over his shirt. Some kind of... latex bunny form? No, he could feel his hands inside the gloves. As he looked himself over his chin bumped into a hard metal collar that had formed around his neck. Just below that was a patch sewn onto his skintight suit, showing a carrot-themed rocket orbiting a star.

"Spacebun!" he said, laughing as his ears grew again. He wondered whether any of the other drivers noticed. He quickly pulled his wallet out of his pocket; last time it had apparently vanished until his slacks reverted. His face itched and pushed slowly forward to give him a little muzzle with long whiskers, and his pants merged into the tight space outfit. By the time he'd pulled over, he saw glass racing up from his collar to spontaneously form a bubble helmet over his face and trap his ears in its big fishbowl shape.

He drove home carefully after that. He worried a little about the air gauge now attached to his collar, but it hadn't gone down noticeably and he had no problem removing the helmet. Oh hey, this outfit even came with an orange blaster pistol! He studied it but was a little afraid to use the thing.

So, he was somehow getting access to advanced technology, or at least a retro version of it. What was going on? He had the whole weekend to experiment.

There wasn't much he could do with a space outfit. Too bad there was no spaceship! He tried driving to near the mysterious garden on Friday night and got out with a flashlight to walk along the Hazel Trail. Nobody was around. He took it easy, not wanting to get sweaty in this getup. He found the plants right where they usually were, all fully intact like none had ever been picked.

He shrugged and harvested a few more carrots and a turnip. Since no one was around, he took aim with his blaster at a tree, and fired. A bolt of orange energy lanced toward the trunk and left a sizzling hole two inches wide and deep. Well, he had some technology worth studying! He'd have to try the vacuum sealing method again sometime, with better tools to study the gun with.

Back at home he prepared a salad with the turnip from the mystery patch, and no carrots this time. Best to take careful notes of every combination. He spent the evening watching bad sci-fi movies, and ate the salad just before bed.

He woke up with just lingering, slowly shrinking bunny ears and the sensation of having buck teeth.

No effect, then, or something that had worn off already? He was disappointed; he had limited chances to test these things per week. He went to the kitchen to think of something else. He did some online searching for recipes and found something different: a Long Island iced tea with carrots. It was a little early for booze, but he shrugged and tried it. Since he had a few hours to wait, he went out for a run.

While running, he stumbled. He thought nothing of it, but then caught himself hopping once every few steps. This soon? Time to head home! Lyle turned around and fell over. As he tried to prop himself back up, he used his hands and his feet and his feet, counted limbs again, and discovered a set of fuzzy grey paws growing rapidly out from his torso. Lyle yelped and tried to stand, but found he was stretching out until he stood on four big feet with a compact bunny-body behind him. He was a rabbit-centaur, fuzzy from the waist down. He wobbled with every step, trying to get his balance.

A car roared by and he leaped to cover behind a tree. His heart was pounding somewhere in his lower body. This change had happened fast! There was nothing for it but to hop back home before more people saw him. He waited for a quiet moment on the road, then hurried back out, taking long bouncing steps and jumps. Soon he got the hang of moving this way and started to enjoy it. Bouncy! Another car whooshed past on the road and he steeled himself, avoiding panic. If anybody got a good look they'd think it was a costume.

Still, he was glad when he made it home and squeezed through the door. Being centauroid was a strange change. He kept bumping into things in his house. Good thing he didn't have a horse-sized body. He tried rearing up on his hind legs and craned himself up to touch the ceiling. Trying to walk on his hindlegs just made him giggle and flop over.

That was a fun one, but it had hit quickly enough that he had to be more careful. Lyle spent the rest of the afternoon sprawled on a pile of pillows and blankets, watching movies. He was eager for it to wear off so he could try something else.

By Saturday afternoon he felt his lower body shrinking away again, slowly squeezing back into a normal human shape. Lyle walked around as a centaur for a little longer just to enjoy the experience, and got started on something new in the kitchen. Pumpkin, squash and carrot soup this time. As soon as his remaining two feet looked human again, he tried the soup while writing down his experiment results so far.

He was cleaning the house when the changes hit, half an hour later. Fur prickled along his skin, starting from his throat, and spread out to stretch his face into a muzzle again. He watched in the mirror as he got a pink little nose and long ears. He'd kind of wished the centauroid form had come with the bunny ears. His tail grew back out and wriggled, and his hands and feet were soon pawlike and covered in fuzz. He clicked the little claws that his fingernails had become, and typed notes on his computer with some difficulty. This form was a humanoid rabbit, pleasant looking and with springy feet. He felt like he could win a sprinting contest, especially if there were a wolf or a cat chasing him. Unfortunately, it wasn't safe to go outside and run around; that was a shame.

While taking notes, he discovered that his clothes had been tailored for this shape. His sneakers were sandals big enough for his expanded feet, and his pants had a fastener in back that went over his tail. So as with some of the other changes, he got accessories with the new body. How could that be? He thumped one foot unconsciously on the floor as he thought.

He was going stir-crazy being stuck in his house, afraid to show off and unable to see how fast he was. He paced his living room and impatiently waited to turn back. Maybe he could try the iced tea and the carrot cake together to get a bunny-taur form with proper ears. What would carrot donuts do; make him a bunny cop?

He set his alarm for the middle of Saturday night to see if he'd turned back yet.

#

The alarm buzzed and he whacked it. No fur on his arm, or elsewhere when he blearily looked himself over. Good; back to normal. Lyle yawned, hopped out of bed and opened the fridge to prepare that soup/cake combo, twitching his tail in anticipation.

Wait a minute. He reached backward. Though he was otherwise human, the little flag behind him had lingered. That was annoying; he'd have to wait a little longer. He took half an hour... and still he had a tail. That was troubling, even though the tail itself was kind of neat.

There was one thing he still hadn't properly explored. He went online and compared the data from his fitness tracker gadget to a local map. Although there was a patch of woodland along the jogging trail he knew well, the Hazel Trail still wasn't marked. That wasn't surprising. But there also wasn't enough space for the trail to even be there. A convenience store was a block away, about where the carrot patch was.

Lyle put on a loose t-shirt and didn't tuck it in, covering his tail. His pants were regular human ones, not adapted. He got in his car and drove to the convenience store (mindful of his tail as he drove) to look around. Behind it, in the direction of Hazel Trail, he saw a dumpster and a near-impenetrable wall of trees and bushes. He poked around there, looking for a way through, but it was almost like someone had deliberately blocked the way. The shop itself was completely normal and didn't feature a suspicious carrot obsession like he'd suspected. He went home puzzled, and still tailed. What if the thing didn't go away? Would anyone notice at work?

He needed to get to the bottom of this strangeness. Since he was hesitant to eat any more experimental food, he changed into jogging shorts (shirt still untucked) and went on foot to his usual trail. Then, he stepped onto the Hazel Trail with his phone in hand. The farther he went, the more the signal dropped, until he was out of contact. He tried the location tracker and got nothing. He shivered; he was off the map. The vegetable patch was right where it had been, intact despite his digging. He'd only gone a little way past it on his other trips, even though the trail continued through the forest. He knew by now that it couldn't continue in that direction, but it did.

He tried going farther.

The woods grew denser the farther he went. He was still located nowhere. No signs, and though the trail wound in several directions he was sure it continued onward through impossible space. It even crossed itself at one point with no sign of there being an intersection. Finally, he saw two things at once. One was the convenience store, reachable through a ragged gap in the shrubs ahead. The other was the fur that spread along his outstretched arm as he held out his phone for a signal.

He pulled back his arm in surprise and saw it was human again. When he tried his other hand in the same spot, it grew fuzz and claws of its own. It was like there was an invisible line ahead, with his bunny-self beyond it. Lyle gulped and stepped all the way through, shivering. Like a soap bubble he felt the changes ripple along him, giving him big paws and a whiskered muzzle and long ears again. He had sandals and tail-friendly shorts again, and the shirt he wore now advertised not his employer "Taney Logistics" but "Coney Logistics", with a rabbitty logo.

He peeked around a corner of the shop and saw someone getting out of their car. A tall woman, with even higher ears atop her head, covered in a brown pelt that showed off her twitchy nose and cottonball tail. Lyle's eyes widened. He watched her go, then peeked through a window. The store clerk, too, was a rabbit, and this time there were grilled carrots on sale where the hot dogs normally were.

Lyle retreated and looked back at the entrance to the forest trail, now open for him to head back to the real world. Back to his experiments and to seeing whether he'd revert to being a normal human again. He shook his head and felt his ears dance. It seemed he'd found a whole parallel world, and there was more to see here. He took the long route past the store to the open road, where nobody remarked on the humanoid bunny because that described everyone else in sight.

He went home, tired from the trip, and found that his house was still there. Nearly the same as ever, except that his family photos all showed rabbits instead of humans, and all his clothing and furniture was subtly different. "Rabbit world," he said. He was a dimensional explorer yet still in his own house.

In his fridge sat the leftover carrot cake and soup. He wondered if they did anything in this world, and whether there was another copy of himself around. He took a long shower and spent too long drying his fur, then lay back on his bed, laughing. Back to work tomorrow, to an office full of bunnies!

He could wait a little while, get through a week of working with claws and paws and tail, and try yet more experiments next weekend. Maybe he'd try going back to his old human world and get that blaster gun back to reverse-engineer, or go spacebun and then hike on Hazel Trail, or even loop around and see if the trail entrance was there in this world, too. There was a lot to see, and he'd be a busy bunny for a while!

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Writer's Guild / "Mythic Transformations" Story Collection
« on: September 03, 2017, 11:41:51 AM »

https://kindlescout.amazon.com/p/E4HYC05L3LI8

My story collection "Mythic Transformations" is up on Amazon's Kindle Scout system! This means it's eligible to be bought by them, if it draws their attention and they think it has a potential audience.

If you're interested, please consider showing it! If you've listed the book as "nominated", and Amazon picks it up, you get a free copy. If not, well, you get a total of two e-mails.

How to nominate:

-Go to the above link, or just http://kindlescout.amazon.com. My book's in the F/SF section.

-If you want, check out the excerpt, which is from a revised edition of the recently-posted "Guardians of Mistcrown".

-Click "Nominate Me". You'll need an Amazon account.

-That's it. Thanks for any support!


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Art Gallery / Re: The Other Group Picture
« on: April 30, 2017, 12:40:45 AM »
Hello! If you're willing, please consider adding me.
I can be a squirrel mage: http://art.by.virmir.com/art/squirrel_mage
Or an otter: http://art.by.virmir.com/art/escape_from_otter_island (assailing poor Virmir, with the vest that has a book in it, offering dice)
Or even a skunktaur (my current favorite): http://kschnee.xepher.net/pics/icons/djinni_skunktaur.jpg and http://kschnee.xepher.net/pics/con_art/orlean-knight_skunktaur_800.png

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Random Topics / Re: Arro's Month Long TF Poll April 2017
« on: March 14, 2017, 11:23:44 AM »
-Pegasus
-Deer
-Unicorn

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Writer's Guild / New Book "Thousand Tales: Extra Lives"
« on: November 22, 2016, 04:44:25 PM »
"Thousand Tales: Extra Lives" is now on Amazon for 99 cents! This collection includes stories of the 2030s' most influential game, starring uploaded humans, AIs, and other players looking to make the virtual world worth fighting for. Reviews appreciated!

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01NCAER2M/

Also if you type "Thousand Tales Extra Lives" into Amazon you get a listing for mermaid tail blankets, which are kind of neat too. =)

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Art Gallery / Re: Halloween-Sketch-a-thon 6 (open!)
« on: October 26, 2016, 09:55:47 PM »
#75
Thank you!
Ref: http://art.by.virmir.com/art/squirrel_mage and http://art.by.virmir.com/art/halloween_sketch-a-thon_2015%2C_part_13 (#52)
Request: The squirrel's cool griffin costume is so realistic, it's changing into more of a real griffin body! Unfortunately, he may have bought one of the female griffin outfits.

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Game Room / Free Game "Tempest Tale"
« on: October 17, 2016, 11:13:52 PM »
Tempest Tale v0.7 is now available!
https://lexington-games.itch.io/tempest-tale (PC/Linux download).
New content, countless tweaks and fixes, near-certain doom against a druid. (Difficulty needs work!)

It's a pony-themed RPG in which you gather friends, go on adventures, then come back to relax and brag.

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