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Writer's Guild / Alex and Darin's Epic Adventures
« on: April 26, 2010, 11:41:39 PM »
This was an Rp me and my friend from school did on AIM XP
Xandalstrokl:
its very quiet for us to be in this mall darin i wonder why everyone left
z2dogsandaDJ 8:16 pm
its because you smell and I was giving people "Vote for DJ 2012" buttons........
xandalstrokl 8:16 pm
but that still dosent explain all the zombies
agh
z2dogsandaDJ 8:16 pm
I'm not too fond of zombies
xandalstrokl 8:16 pm
get him off
*zombie starts choking alex*
z2dogsandaDJ 8:17 pm
dude. you're like double my size! you can take em!
xandalstrokl 8:18 pm
*alex suddenly realizes this and rips the zombie in half*
eww
z2dogsandaDJ 8:18 pm
-_-
xandalstrokl 8:18 pm
let just get to the roof
z2dogsandaDJ 8:18 pm
why?
xandalstrokl 8:19 pm
rescue copters
z2dogsandaDJ 8:19 pm
Why?
I don't need no rescue
xandalstrokl 8:20 pm
but this mall is infested with ZOMBIES!.......Zombies....zombies....
*area has many many zombies*\
z2dogsandaDJ 8:20 pm
Your point?
xandalstrokl 8:22 pm
*facepalm*
so now what are going to do since you dont want to go to the roof
z2dogsandaDJ 8:23 pm
*looks around*
<_<
>_>
<,< >,> ummmm
I know!
*drinks a can of bonk*
xandalstrokl 8:24 pm
you got six seconds. GO
z2dogsandaDJ 8:24 pm
QUICK! THROW ME!
xandalstrokl 8:24 pm
*throws darin*
z2dogsandaDJ 8:24 pm
*goes and the speed of light and beats the @$!% out of all the zombies in the mall with bat&
*at
xandalstrokl 8:25 pm
blows up*
z2dogsandaDJ 8:25 pm
*puts you back together with tape*
xandalstrokl 8:25 pm
its gonna be ok
z2dogsandaDJ 8:25 pm
indeed
xandalstrokl 8:26 pm
we need weapons
z2dogsandaDJ 8:26 pm
I got
RAMEN!
xandalstrokl 8:26 pm
i got
spongebob
z2dogsandaDJ 8:27 pm
now
we need to get out of this mall
xandalstrokl 8:27 pm
indeed
z2dogsandaDJ
Oh look
its ken from school!
Hi ken
*waves*
xandalstrokl 8:28 pm
hi ken
*waves
z2dogsandaDJ 8:28 pm
*ken gets shot in the head by somthing*
uhhh
*stops waving*
xandalstrokl 8:28 pm
oh god!
z2dogsandaDJ 8:28 pm
well that was random
but that doesn't help our problem
xandalstrokl 8:28 pm
*roba walk up behind kens dead corpse*
z2dogsandaDJ 8:29 pm
roba is a zombe
xandalstrokl 8:29 pm
hey rob..OH GOD
z2dogsandaDJ 8:29 pm
dude
z2dogsandaDJ 8:29 pm
you're such a drama queen
xandalstrokl 8:29 pm
this is seriours stuff man!
z2dogsandaDJ 8:30 pm
but I'm not crapin my pants right now so shut it!
xandalstrokl 8:30 pm
i know but its still kinda creepy
z2dogsandaDJ 8:30 pm
indeed
*levitates upwards*
oh look at that..............
xandalstrokl 8:31 pm
what *sees darin floating*
xandalstrokl 8:31 pm
how?
z2dogsandaDJ 8:31 pm
isn’t it obvious?
xandalstrokl 8:32 pm
no
z2dogsandaDJ 8:32 pm
I'm AWESOME!
xandalstrokl 8:32 pm
or are you going to be a boss
z2dogsandaDJ 8:32 pm
no
xandalstrokl 8:32 pm
k
z2dogsandaDJ 8:32 pm
*twirls handlebar moustache*
xandalstrokl 8:33 pm
YU-GI-OH *yami yugi comes out of nowhere*
z2dogsandaDJ 8:33 pm
oh hell naw
xandalstrokl 8:33 pm
this is an rp about school kids
*yami leaves*
z2dogsandaDJ 8:34 pm
WHY IS EVERYONE IN THIS ****ING RP A NINJA!?
xandalstrokl 8:34 pm
*shrugs shoulder while hanging from celing*
z2dogsandaDJ 8:35 pm
you're flouting too...............you know what this means?
xandalstrokl 8:35 pm
correction hanging
z2dogsandaDJ 8:35 pm
potato potato. anyway. you know what this means?
xandalstrokl 8:35 pm
were gods?
z2dogsandaDJ 8:35 pm
NO
xandalstrokl 8:36 pm
were awesome?
z2dogsandaDJ 8:36 pm
*cough* well I am anyway*Cough*
IT MEANS!
Sir Isaac Newton was full of crap......
xandalstrokl 8:37 pm
yeah he was.couldnt even make a bathroom
z2dogsandaDJ 8:37 pm
President Jackson did that
thats why hes on the 20
xandalstrokl 8:37 pm
whats with all the crap jokes
z2dogsandaDJ 8:38 pm
We're 2 16 year bored dudes. what the hell do you think we're gonna joke about.........
xandalstrokl 8:38 pm
family guy
american dad
z2dogsandaDJ 8:38 pm
*face palms*
xandalstrokl 8:38 pm
so were floating now what they cant get us
z2dogsandaDJ 8:39 pm
*flies out a window*
xandalstrokl 8:39 pm
not without me *follows*
well were safe
for now
z2dogsandaDJ 8:39 pm
in the freakin air?
xandalstrokl 8:39 pm
well we could get icecream
z2dogsandaDJ 8:40 pm
OH
MY GAWD
LOOOOOK!
xandalstrokl 8:40 pm
PLANE!!
z2dogsandaDJ 8:40 pm
NO WORSE!
FLYING ZOMBIES!
xandalstrokl 8:40 pm
agh my god
xandalstrokl 8:41 pm
can we at least get the ninjas to come back
z2dogsandaDJ 8:41 pm
how many times do I have to tell you
THERE NEVER COMING BACK
xandalstrokl 8:41 pm
aww man i loved their theme song
z2dogsandaDJ 8:41 pm
it was pretty catchy
xandalstrokl 8:42 pm
now back to business
we still need weapons
z2dogsandaDJ 8:42 pm
screw that
*flouts away*
xandalstrokl 8:43 pm
hold on darin *goes for the hand me sword in his house and follows darin*
z2dogsandaDJ 8:43 pm
Dude, get the axe too
xandalstrokl 8:43 pm
*grabs axe
z2dogsandaDJ 8:43 pm
yesh
now we're in business
AND THAT BUSINESS IS KICKIN ASS!
8:44 pm
axe or sword
z2dogsandaDJ 8:44 pm
oh
...
BOW AND ARROW!
xandalstrokl 8:44 pm
k i get both
z2dogsandaDJ 8:44 pm
wait a minute
IM AFRICAN-AMERICAN!
THAT MEANS
*reaches in pocket*
*pulls out a gun*
wow i didn't even know I had this with me
xandalstrokl 8:45 pm
*gasp*
whatever i like close combat
z2dogsandaDJ 8:45 pm
I know
gun and axe and bow and arrow
no one could stop meh
xandalstrokl 8:46 pm
*epic fight sequence*
z2dogsandaDJ 8:46 pm
*that only lasted 10 seconds*
xandalstrokl 8:46 pm
dam we are GOOD
z2dogsandaDJ 8:47 pm
indeed
*twirls handlebar moustache*
xandalstrokl 8:47 pm
*noticed we only killed 12* aww crap
z2dogsandaDJ 8:47 pm
.....
xandalstrokl 8:47 pm
*more fight sequence*
z2dogsandaDJ 8:48 pm
*this time it last 12 seconds*
xandalstrokl 8:48 pm
*darin uses finsher of epic proportion called______*
z2dogsandaDJ 8:49 pm
*SUPER ULTRA MEGA DEATH HYDRA MEGA MEGA MEGA BIG AIRRRRR DIVE ATTACK WHICH DOES THE BUDDISHT PALM*
you know what
scratch that
its just called The Buddhist Palm
xandalstrokl 8:50 pm
*it killed everyone except us and it rained ducks that day* yay
z2dogsandaDJ 8:51 pm
I'm not fond of ducks
xandalstrokl 8:51 pm
geese
z2dogsandaDJ 8:51 pm
however I do like bats
Bats are epic win
xandalstrokl 8:51 pm
k
z2dogsandaDJ 8:51 pm
cuz they like can fly but they are also mammals
its like woah
combo
xandalstrokl 8:51 pm
fine
*it rained bats that day*
z2dogsandaDJ 8:52 pm
*twirls handlebar moustache*
xandalstrokl 8:52 pm
THE END
its so AWESOME!
z2dogsandaDJ 8:52 pm
its because I'm in it
duh
xandalstrokl 8:53 pm
yeah i shold save this conversation and print it for school tomorrow
z2dogsandaDJ 8:53 pm
I'm gonna save this and show it to my FURRY friends!!!
xandalstrokl 8:53 pm
haha. I will never understand that fandom
z2dogsandaDJ 8:53 pm
Its like anime fandom but they like only sonic
xandalstrokl 8:54 pm
oh. I UNDERTAND NOW!
z2dogsandaDJ 8:54 pm
SO WILL YOU JOIN!
xandalstrokl 8:54 pm
no.
Xandalstrokl:
its very quiet for us to be in this mall darin i wonder why everyone left
z2dogsandaDJ 8:16 pm
its because you smell and I was giving people "Vote for DJ 2012" buttons........
xandalstrokl 8:16 pm
but that still dosent explain all the zombies
agh
z2dogsandaDJ 8:16 pm
I'm not too fond of zombies
xandalstrokl 8:16 pm
get him off
*zombie starts choking alex*
z2dogsandaDJ 8:17 pm
dude. you're like double my size! you can take em!
xandalstrokl 8:18 pm
*alex suddenly realizes this and rips the zombie in half*
eww
z2dogsandaDJ 8:18 pm
-_-
xandalstrokl 8:18 pm
let just get to the roof
z2dogsandaDJ 8:18 pm
why?
xandalstrokl 8:19 pm
rescue copters
z2dogsandaDJ 8:19 pm
Why?
I don't need no rescue
xandalstrokl 8:20 pm
but this mall is infested with ZOMBIES!.......Zombies....zombies....
*area has many many zombies*\
z2dogsandaDJ 8:20 pm
Your point?
xandalstrokl 8:22 pm
*facepalm*
so now what are going to do since you dont want to go to the roof
z2dogsandaDJ 8:23 pm
*looks around*
<_<
>_>
<,< >,> ummmm
I know!
*drinks a can of bonk*
xandalstrokl 8:24 pm
you got six seconds. GO
z2dogsandaDJ 8:24 pm
QUICK! THROW ME!
xandalstrokl 8:24 pm
*throws darin*
z2dogsandaDJ 8:24 pm
*goes and the speed of light and beats the @$!% out of all the zombies in the mall with bat&
*at
xandalstrokl 8:25 pm
blows up*
z2dogsandaDJ 8:25 pm
*puts you back together with tape*
xandalstrokl 8:25 pm
its gonna be ok
z2dogsandaDJ 8:25 pm
indeed
xandalstrokl 8:26 pm
we need weapons
z2dogsandaDJ 8:26 pm
I got
RAMEN!
xandalstrokl 8:26 pm
i got
spongebob
z2dogsandaDJ 8:27 pm
now
we need to get out of this mall
xandalstrokl 8:27 pm
indeed
z2dogsandaDJ
Oh look
its ken from school!
Hi ken
*waves*
xandalstrokl 8:28 pm
hi ken
*waves
z2dogsandaDJ 8:28 pm
*ken gets shot in the head by somthing*
uhhh
*stops waving*
xandalstrokl 8:28 pm
oh god!
z2dogsandaDJ 8:28 pm
well that was random
but that doesn't help our problem
xandalstrokl 8:28 pm
*roba walk up behind kens dead corpse*
z2dogsandaDJ 8:29 pm
roba is a zombe
xandalstrokl 8:29 pm
hey rob..OH GOD
z2dogsandaDJ 8:29 pm
dude
z2dogsandaDJ 8:29 pm
you're such a drama queen
xandalstrokl 8:29 pm
this is seriours stuff man!
z2dogsandaDJ 8:30 pm
but I'm not crapin my pants right now so shut it!
xandalstrokl 8:30 pm
i know but its still kinda creepy
z2dogsandaDJ 8:30 pm
indeed
*levitates upwards*
oh look at that..............
xandalstrokl 8:31 pm
what *sees darin floating*
xandalstrokl 8:31 pm
how?
z2dogsandaDJ 8:31 pm
isn’t it obvious?
xandalstrokl 8:32 pm
no
z2dogsandaDJ 8:32 pm
I'm AWESOME!
xandalstrokl 8:32 pm
or are you going to be a boss
z2dogsandaDJ 8:32 pm
no
xandalstrokl 8:32 pm
k
z2dogsandaDJ 8:32 pm
*twirls handlebar moustache*
xandalstrokl 8:33 pm
YU-GI-OH *yami yugi comes out of nowhere*
z2dogsandaDJ 8:33 pm
oh hell naw
xandalstrokl 8:33 pm
this is an rp about school kids
*yami leaves*
z2dogsandaDJ 8:34 pm
WHY IS EVERYONE IN THIS ****ING RP A NINJA!?
xandalstrokl 8:34 pm
*shrugs shoulder while hanging from celing*
z2dogsandaDJ 8:35 pm
you're flouting too...............you know what this means?
xandalstrokl 8:35 pm
correction hanging
z2dogsandaDJ 8:35 pm
potato potato. anyway. you know what this means?
xandalstrokl 8:35 pm
were gods?
z2dogsandaDJ 8:35 pm
NO
xandalstrokl 8:36 pm
were awesome?
z2dogsandaDJ 8:36 pm
*cough* well I am anyway*Cough*
IT MEANS!
Sir Isaac Newton was full of crap......
xandalstrokl 8:37 pm
yeah he was.couldnt even make a bathroom
z2dogsandaDJ 8:37 pm
President Jackson did that
thats why hes on the 20
xandalstrokl 8:37 pm
whats with all the crap jokes
z2dogsandaDJ 8:38 pm
We're 2 16 year bored dudes. what the hell do you think we're gonna joke about.........
xandalstrokl 8:38 pm
family guy
american dad
z2dogsandaDJ 8:38 pm
*face palms*
xandalstrokl 8:38 pm
so were floating now what they cant get us
z2dogsandaDJ 8:39 pm
*flies out a window*
xandalstrokl 8:39 pm
not without me *follows*
well were safe
for now
z2dogsandaDJ 8:39 pm
in the freakin air?
xandalstrokl 8:39 pm
well we could get icecream
z2dogsandaDJ 8:40 pm
OH
MY GAWD
LOOOOOK!
xandalstrokl 8:40 pm
PLANE!!
z2dogsandaDJ 8:40 pm
NO WORSE!
FLYING ZOMBIES!
xandalstrokl 8:40 pm
agh my god
xandalstrokl 8:41 pm
can we at least get the ninjas to come back
z2dogsandaDJ 8:41 pm
how many times do I have to tell you
THERE NEVER COMING BACK
xandalstrokl 8:41 pm
aww man i loved their theme song
z2dogsandaDJ 8:41 pm
it was pretty catchy
xandalstrokl 8:42 pm
now back to business
we still need weapons
z2dogsandaDJ 8:42 pm
screw that
*flouts away*
xandalstrokl 8:43 pm
hold on darin *goes for the hand me sword in his house and follows darin*
z2dogsandaDJ 8:43 pm
Dude, get the axe too
xandalstrokl 8:43 pm
*grabs axe
z2dogsandaDJ 8:43 pm
yesh
now we're in business
AND THAT BUSINESS IS KICKIN ASS!
8:44 pm
axe or sword
z2dogsandaDJ 8:44 pm
oh
...
BOW AND ARROW!
xandalstrokl 8:44 pm
k i get both
z2dogsandaDJ 8:44 pm
wait a minute
IM AFRICAN-AMERICAN!
THAT MEANS
*reaches in pocket*
*pulls out a gun*
wow i didn't even know I had this with me
xandalstrokl 8:45 pm
*gasp*
whatever i like close combat
z2dogsandaDJ 8:45 pm
I know
gun and axe and bow and arrow
no one could stop meh
xandalstrokl 8:46 pm
*epic fight sequence*
z2dogsandaDJ 8:46 pm
*that only lasted 10 seconds*
xandalstrokl 8:46 pm
dam we are GOOD
z2dogsandaDJ 8:47 pm
indeed
*twirls handlebar moustache*
xandalstrokl 8:47 pm
*noticed we only killed 12* aww crap
z2dogsandaDJ 8:47 pm
.....
xandalstrokl 8:47 pm
*more fight sequence*
z2dogsandaDJ 8:48 pm
*this time it last 12 seconds*
xandalstrokl 8:48 pm
*darin uses finsher of epic proportion called______*
z2dogsandaDJ 8:49 pm
*SUPER ULTRA MEGA DEATH HYDRA MEGA MEGA MEGA BIG AIRRRRR DIVE ATTACK WHICH DOES THE BUDDISHT PALM*
you know what
scratch that
its just called The Buddhist Palm
xandalstrokl 8:50 pm
*it killed everyone except us and it rained ducks that day* yay
z2dogsandaDJ 8:51 pm
I'm not fond of ducks
xandalstrokl 8:51 pm
geese
z2dogsandaDJ 8:51 pm
however I do like bats
Bats are epic win
xandalstrokl 8:51 pm
k
z2dogsandaDJ 8:51 pm
cuz they like can fly but they are also mammals
its like woah
combo
xandalstrokl 8:51 pm
fine
*it rained bats that day*
z2dogsandaDJ 8:52 pm
*twirls handlebar moustache*
xandalstrokl 8:52 pm
THE END
its so AWESOME!
z2dogsandaDJ 8:52 pm
its because I'm in it
duh
xandalstrokl 8:53 pm
yeah i shold save this conversation and print it for school tomorrow
z2dogsandaDJ 8:53 pm
I'm gonna save this and show it to my FURRY friends!!!
xandalstrokl 8:53 pm
haha. I will never understand that fandom
z2dogsandaDJ 8:53 pm
Its like anime fandom but they like only sonic
xandalstrokl 8:54 pm
oh. I UNDERTAND NOW!
z2dogsandaDJ 8:54 pm
SO WILL YOU JOIN!
xandalstrokl 8:54 pm
no.