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« on: July 25, 2013, 07:46:56 PM »
So, I dreamed a dream of ages gone by.
I was in the backyard of my house, at some sort of birthday party. I had a wooden sword, and was sword-fighting with a couple of younger kids, one of whom acted like he was my brother. Pretty soon I got bored, then went inside the house, down a hall, and into a bedroom, where... Well, Dave Strider was chilling on a bed, playing some unnamed Pokemon Mystery Dungeon game.
"Hey...?"
"sup"
So, I sat down next to him and watched his team, which oddly consisted of a Torchic, a Squirtle/Mudkip, I can't remember which, a Druddigon, and Reshiram, for some reason. At some point, I took the DS and played, and noticed that the party could walk through walls, even though none of them are ghost type. So I looked through the Key Items list, and found, among other things, "HM" (Yes, that's all it's called), some type strengthening rusted cans, and a Bandanna that acted like the Mobile Scarf from previous games, but without the drawbacks. I called hax.
After finding a few more cans, I went to this old soda shop styled like a saloon. There was a gate by the side of a counter showing an open field, and a sign next to it that said "Raikou". So obviously, I decided to go in there. For passage, I had to give this old, seedy guy one of each type of can. I gave him a few of the cans I had, then sold him some unique rocks, one of which looked like it had a hat on, and sat down for a round of soda, "On the house", as he said. At some point during all this, we turned from Pokemon to humans, not quite clear on when.
The man gave us each some old style soda hoses, and instead of giving us glasses, just had us stick them in our mouths and pull the triggers. And we drank. And drank. And got very fat and round. At which point I was woken.
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