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Title: Crimson Flag 'fuzzy' Laffy Taffy-style jokes
Post by: Selden on June 08, 2014, 11:11:59 AM

I thought this might be a good opportunity for people to practice their punmanship.  It's well worth doing, after all!  |:P

Here are three to get things started, and if I think of any more I'll add them too.  The first was used in chat some time ago.

What did the pizza vendor say to the TF-happy dragon?  No change, please.
Why did the fox gain so much weight when he worked at the bakery? He had a high turnover rate.
Why couldn't the otter get a driver's license? Because of all the fishtails!

Title: Re: Crimson Flag 'fuzzy' Laffy Taffy-style jokes
Post by: wolfie_inu on June 10, 2014, 03:57:21 AM

Wouldn't that last one work better with a playboy merman? :P

Title: Re: Crimson Flag 'fuzzy' Laffy Taffy-style jokes
Post by: Caleb_Lloyd on June 10, 2014, 08:14:30 AM

What was the only thing the squeaky mouse could say as it floated away into the sky?
He-He-He

Title: Re: Crimson Flag 'fuzzy' Laffy Taffy-style jokes
Post by: CZM on June 20, 2014, 04:07:06 AM

why a five  fox cannot  pull the door to open it? because the door has been marked "push the door"  ]:)

Title: Re: Crimson Flag 'fuzzy' Laffy Taffy-style jokes
Post by: Selden on June 23, 2014, 03:30:12 PM

Why does Virmir dislike hair cutters? He thinks that they're barberic.