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Title: Pizza Toppings... Everything You Want To Be
Post by: Raf_Cian on September 28, 2013, 03:53:16 PM
...wow that title needs work.

So, as some people in chat know, I've recently started making TF Pizzas... and after some considerations I thought I may as well make them not just a skit by a proper running gag. To do that I need to do two things.
1) Keep track of what my topping do
2) Come up with TF effects for ever single topping under the sun

So, with a small nod to the Beach War, I now open up I thread for both the compilation of my various pizza toppings and suggestions concerning all the various toppings that are still not on the list.

Pepperoni: Dragons. Because there is precedent from other TFs in the community.
Sausage: Canines. Suggested by Geary.
Anchovies: Otters. A recent recon, occurred because someone TFed themselves without my input, but allowed because honestly you become what you eat doesn't allow for any of the really cool TF... unless you want to condone eating ferrets?
Mushrooms: Macro. Inspired by supper Mario brothers.
Olives: Micro. Because something needed to shrink people down, and these things are just so tiny.
Pineapple: Muscle. Influenced by certain influences outside the CF community.
Peppers: Inflation. Modified from Kenku's suggestion.
Broccoli: Tail extensions.
Seaweed: Fish. Because... well because.
Corn: Birds. Suggested by Stormkit.
Radishes: Taur. Because horse radishes would have made too subtle of pizza topping.
Potatoes: Robotification. Suggested by Selden, inspired by Digital Potatoes.
Marshmallows: Toys. Because we need to complete the synthetic revolution.

Hot Sauce: There is no Hot Sauce. This topping is an illusion that exists to camouflage other ingredients until tasted. Because sometimes you want a mystery.
Extra Cheese: Cheese is actually the real TF agent, but is unable to induce TF without some toppings. So extra cheese means more dramatic TFs per pizza slice. Plain cheese pizza leaves the mouth electrified in anticipation of a topping, trigger a TF with the next thing to hit the tongue.
Red Pepper Flakes: Not a TF agent but a TF nullifier. Because we need something to make the pizza safe before Caleb goes on a binge, eats Mushrooms and Olives at the same time, and causes the universe to implode.

So yeah... that's what we have so far. The suggestion box is open.
Title: Re: Pizza Toppings... Everything You Want To Be
Post by: William Swiftfoot on September 28, 2013, 06:26:21 PM
Hmm...I could see Peppers Inducing Fattening with how plump they are...or possible a plant TF.

Hmm....Pepperoni Pizza with an Eastern Dragon Blitz to drink, that would be an intersting combination.
Title: Re: Pizza Toppings... Everything You Want To Be
Post by: Virmir on September 29, 2013, 10:39:58 AM
Green peppers causing plumpness would be amusing since 1) you wouldn't expect that from a vegetable at first glance and 2) I would load up on them because they're healthy and I like them and unexpected side effect and reaction would be amusing, he he he
Title: Re: Pizza Toppings... Everything You Want To Be
Post by: Geary on September 29, 2013, 12:53:21 PM
Sausages turn the consumer into a random canid.
Title: Re: Pizza Toppings... Everything You Want To Be
Post by: Tvorsk on September 29, 2013, 01:47:53 PM
Sausages turn the consumer into a random canid.
I'd say dachshund.
Title: Re: Pizza Toppings... Everything You Want To Be
Post by: Raf_Cian on September 30, 2013, 09:16:09 PM
Hmm... we can get behind sausages and canines.

Peppers in plumping... we'd much prefer peppers and inflation. Being actually fat isn't at all pleasant, as my player can attest. I'd personally never inflict that on anyone.
Title: Re: Pizza Toppings... Everything You Want To Be
Post by: William Swiftfoot on October 01, 2013, 03:14:17 PM
Hehe. I like that. Course this does also mean you will probably see Pepper pizzas ordered by a few people here.
Title: Re: Pizza Toppings... Everything You Want To Be
Post by: Geary on October 02, 2013, 12:57:15 AM
Onion slices for skunks.
Title: Re: Pizza Toppings... Everything You Want To Be
Post by: Selden on October 02, 2013, 07:05:04 AM
Catnip for cougars, inspired by this picture: http://art.by.virmir.com/art/happy_nip
Title: Re: Pizza Toppings... Everything You Want To Be
Post by: Digitalpotato on January 09, 2014, 11:15:30 AM
Salami TFs you into a Salamander. :P