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« on: November 12, 2012, 03:38:09 PM »
I wound up in some kind of bizarre fairy tale last night in my dreams.
Apparently I am Prince Ivan or whatever and I have two older sisters - Mallory and Minerva. Minerva is much MUCH older than both of us but I don't have many memories of her, apparently she ran away from home, was kidnapped, or moved away to get married when both me and Mallory were very young.
However, we keep hearing about these strange forces that are attacking the land. I keep hearing about this trouble at the train yard and then I go to investigate it. I notice that there are a line of cabooses big enough for a short fuzzy to sit in and am told to avoid there. Someone walks into the line of cabooses and then they seem to freeze solid. I hear that apparently Jack the Ripper is going after them but when has Jack the Ripper ever frozen anyone solid? Two other guys are there and I try to hide away from them. Then I spot this guy who must have been Jack the Ripper (or at least this version of it.)
I notice that he is trying to deliver captives to some place. and then find that there are two other people there. Their faces turn brown and eyes start glowing a deep red. Apparently Jack the Ripper is working for them and he can't curse either of the two there unless he'll get stoned, so it was a good thing he didn't gaze at them too hard. I then run away before coming back to this strange castle where a bunch of fuzzies are there, screaming that the evil fairy is attacking them. :O (Note that by fuzzies, I mean furs.)
Then I decide to try and lead an assault against this evil fairy only for a bunch of strange creatures that seemed to fly on hang-gliders made out of Bread and land-boats made out of something that looked like wood or tortilla sales coming by and grabbing. They grab me of course, and tell me they had already captured Mallory and that the Evil Fairy will love a full set of royal brats. :O
Im taken to this place called the "Purple Palace" that looks like it's made of clear purple plastic with bits of glitter in it. Jack the Ripper as well as those other two demons start taking other people in there and I'm thrown in the dungeon with the other fuzzies and captives. Some of the guards get a bit irate and then decide to overthrow the Evil Fairy. I don't know what happens to those other two demons or Jack the Ripper but I manage to sneak into the throne room. I hide behind a lamp with a face and then all the guards involved in the rebellions and the furs come in, all holding weird weapons like the end of a wrench or some kind of ring. They start posing playmobil figures to fight against the evil fairy and I jump out. She starts retreating, and I try to chase her away. Only then I notice that she was holding Mallory inside some kind of weird plastic crystal structure. I spin it and she falls out, then starts yelling that Minerva is also in there.
I spin that structure again and then there is Minerva, about the same age as us. Apparently the evil fairy or Jack the Ripper had her in a stasis for a good decade and a half or so. She doesn't believe it's me at first because she remembers me and Mallory as being really young children when she was captured by the Evil Fairy. However we try to convince her how long she was gone, before she joins the final assault on the evil fairy.
We continue to charge through the Purple Palace and free all sorts of other prisoners, which include various species of furs. We manage to completely take the Purple Palace and then the Evil Fairy comes. We all have her completely outnumbered and then someone hands a wand to me. Minerva, Mallory, and I all toss the wand and it turns into a wrench, capturing the Evil Fairy inside a barbie-looking box. Now the kingdom is saved as all three royal children have been saved, including the long-lost princess who should be about 10+ years older than us.
now all of us are leading the furs back to their homes, as well as all the other prisoners, as the Purple Palace collapses behind us and nearly blows away in the wind. Then I trip and fall into a bread-glider but we catch ahold of it and manage to fly home with this strange bread-glider, almost getting my foot trapped inside a giant cupcake along the way when the breeze fails for a tad.