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Other Realms => Random Topics => Random Insanity => Topic started by: Fen on January 05, 2010, 03:32:42 PM
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looks, an MSPA.
everyone loves those, an-
OH GODS THE BAD ART IT BURNS
anyway, going to try an MSPA (traditionally done in not-MS Paint)
and I will accept suggestions both here in the forum as well as by chat (just be sure I see it for the latter one. if I'm not there I obviously can't accept it.
if you do not know what an MSPA is, or how to participate in one, check out MS Paint Adventures.
well, I'll start this off now.
(http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/5056/page1e.gif)
You are this blob. your name is Blob. You have been tasked by the ELDER TASKMASTERS to escape the fearsome DOORLESS ROOM as a RITE OF ASCENDANCE to prove yourself worthy of getting a QUEST from them.
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> Quickly retrieve arms by growing some. You're a blob, you can make your own whenever you want.
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> Evolve an eye so you can actually see what you're doing
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(http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/5436/page2d.gif)
> Quickly retrieve arms by growing some. You're a blob, you can make your own whenever you want.
you don't need arms, you have these.. flagella things. they're much better.
(http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/6246/page3.gif)
> Evolve an eye so you can actually see what you're doing
you decide to resurface your eye. in fact, you resurface both of them. You just had them in your blobby body because you were resting.
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> Begin replicating yourself to increase your numbers
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>Determine just exactly what you are made of. Also, observe the rest of the room for anything interesting.
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(http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/7926/page4.gif)
>Determine just exactly what you are made of. Also, observe the rest of the room for anything interesting.
You wonder why the voice in your head wants to know what you are made of. You know what you are made of and that is good enough for you. After searching the feared DOORLESS ROOM you find nothing helpful for escaping. Absolutely nothing.
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>Examine the Absolutely Nothing (I.E. that window-shaped object)
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> Dissolve the Absolutely Nothing, and use it to GROW LARGER
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> Grow a TAIL OF UNDERSPECIFICATION
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>Rename yourself TEAL BLOB ];)
*haha when I was uber sucky at Drawing I once made a TEAL BLOB Character, on MSN's drawing thing*
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(http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/1642/page5.gif)
>Examine the Absolutely Nothing (I.E. that window-shaped object
That is exactly what it is. Don't you know a CRUDELY MANUFACTURED WINDOW when you see one?
you have no hope of opening it, since it is crudely manufactured, and your blobbish form doesn't have the HARDNESS to destroy it. You wonder if you have anything in your blobby body to help you.
> Dissolve the Absolutely Nothing, and use it to GROW LARGER
Unfortunately, glass is hard to dissolve. Besides, it is far too large to absorb.
>Grow a TAIL OF UNDERSPECIFICATION
What? Tail? what are you talking about? You've never heard of a tail before. You dismiss the ridiculous fantasy notion and return to staring intensely at the window.
>Rename yourself Teal Blob
You refuse to do this! not only are not not teal, but it would be an immense wrong to your GREEN HERITAGE to abandon it.
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> Cling to the CRUDELY MANUFACTURED WINDOW and press eyes against the glass to look through.
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> Absorb yourself, thus causing you to disappear from the plane of existence and move around freely
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>Try to squeeze through any SMALL CRACKS in the CRUDELY MANUFACTURED WINDOW.
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(http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/760/page6.gif)
> Cling to the CRUDELY MANUFACTURED WINDOW and press eyes against the glass to look through.
Oh. it must he FRORGEMSHIRM, the time of day when the sky and ground have no color. Or the room is located in a place with colorless ground and sky. some places are weird like that.
>Try to squeeze through any SMALL CRACKS in the CRUDELY MANUFACTURED WINDOW.
There appear to be no cracks, unfortunately. It may be a CRUDELY MANUFACTURED WINDOW, but it is not the close cousin of said window, the CRUDELY FRACTURED WINDOW. Maybe you have something in your Blobulatory to crack it with.
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> Break it with your face!
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>Use your flagella to open the window, as it was never specified that it was locked
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> Check Blobulatory
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>Search ones internal Organs for some HARD AND DURABLE OBJECT
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>Check Blobulatory
your Blobulatory contains:
3 CHEESE SANDWICHES
1 PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH
8 TINY BITS OF LUCKY GRAVEL
a JAR of MEAD
a ROCK
a BOOK OF VICTORY DANCING
a GUITBLOB
a NECKLACE GIFT FROM THE CREATOR OF BLOBKIND
Your FORM contains:
nothing, since you haven't gone and absorbed anything yet.
Your SKILLS are:
Lv. 1 Victory Shake
Lv. 1 Partially Remembered Song
Lv. 1 Dissolve
Lv. 1 Absorb
Your STATS:
HARDNESS: 0
DISOLVABILITY: 1
DENSITY: q
CHARISMA: 5
MAGERIFICALERATRION: 4
STRENGTHNESS: 4
You realize trying to access one set of information reveals everything under it. How annoying. Of course, there may or may not be something ranking above Blobulatory that you don't know of. Augh. You throw the rock at the window in disgust, breaking it.
(http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/3835/page7.gif)
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Crawl through window and do the dance of victory
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> Consume the lucky pebbles to gain "Lv. 1 Terra Form", "Lv. 1 Pebble Storm", and "Lv. 1 Luck Boost"
> Read the BOOK OF VICTORY DANCING so as to advance your mad dancing skillz
> Try to figure out what a GUITBLOB is. If this doesn't work, drink/absorb the MEAD in frustration
> Drink/Absorb MEAD, gaining "Lv. 1 Aqua Form" and "Lv. 1 Intoxicate"
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>eat the GUITBLOB
(hehe also the art and 'actions' are actually pretty cool)
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(http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/6540/page8.gif)
>Crawl through window and do the dance of victory
You do this, but it is less of a dance than a sort of.. shaking back and forth. it is still fun, however. You gain one DANCING point.
> Consume the lucky pebbles to gain "Lv. 1 Terra Form", "Lv. 1 Pebble Storm", and "Lv. 1 Luck Boost"
> Read the BOOK OF VICTORY DANCING so as to advance your mad dancing skillz
> Try to figure out what a GUITBLOB is. If this doesn't work, drink/absorb the MEAD in frustration
> Drink/Absorb MEAD, gaining "Lv. 1 Aqua Form" and "Lv. 1 Intoxicate"
you consider all these things, but the sandwiches... they call to you. you consume the PB SANDWICH and a CHEESE SANDWICH instead. And you've already learned all you can from the book.
You become LEVEL 1 SANDWICH BLOB.
this means nothing other than that you now have a sandwich AFFINITY and have gained the FOOD skill tree, specifically the BREADS section. Also, your CHARISMA goes up by one, since everyone loves sandwiches.
>eat the GUITBLOB
what?!? outrageous! you would never eat your trusted instrument, without which you would have no way of making music.
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> Rock out on the GUITBLOB
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>Roll down the hill, preferably in as much of a ball form as you can muster, possibly picking up objects on the way.
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> Consume the lucky pebbles to gain "Lv. 1 Terra Form", "Lv. 1 Pebble Storm", and "Lv. 1 Luck Boost"
> Read the BOOK OF VICTORY DANCING so as to advance your mad dancing skillz
> Try to figure out what a GUITBLOB is. If this doesn't work, drink/absorb the MEAD in frustration
> Drink/Absorb MEAD, gaining "Lv. 1 Aqua Form" and "Lv. 1 Intoxicate"
>Roll down the hill, preferably in as much of a ball form as you can muster, possibly picking up objects on the way.
That, but while singing "Na naa~ na nana na na na na na Katamari Damacy~"
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>Pick up the SHARP AND POINTY GLASS SHARDS and Place them into the Blobulatory
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(http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/5893/page9.gif)
>Rock out on the GUITBLOB
you try, but fail... the voice keeps echoing in your head, to consume it, and the thought of your trusted inanimate object companion being eaten is too much. You distract yourself by rolling down the hill, and you collect the rock you threw earlier, but nothing else. You remember the glass shards, and those would make useful throwing weapons as well, but, alas, you have left them on top of the rather large hill.
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> Examine the DARK AURA separating you from the rest of the world, in which only your flagella can seem to puncture.
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> Where did we end up?
> Forget about the shard of glass, we won't be needing them. After all, they're broken!
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(http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/6783/page10.gif)
>Examine the DARK AURA separating you from the rest of the world, in which only your flagella can seem to puncture.
Surely you don't mean your Membrane? all blobs, gloops, slimes, bubbles, and other assorted have those.
Oh, hey. Color. neat.
> Where did we end up?
this is a good question. unfortunately you have no answer. Stupid taskmasters, with their teleporty spells.
> Forget about the shard of glass, we won't be needing them. After all, they're broken!
You accept this notion, in part because they are atop a hill, while you are not. climbing hills is annoying.
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>Roll back up to collect the GLASS SHRDS!
>CONSUME The Dead tree
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>Roll back up to collect the GLASS SHARDS!
>CONSUME The Dead tree
This
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(http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/445/page11.gif)
>CONSUME the dead tree.
you try, but there is just no doing it. You do manage to absorb some TREE BARK, increasing your HARDNESS a little, but not much else. You know, you can get a pretty good view from up here.
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>Try to use the tree as a slingshot to fly though the air.
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> Bring the tree back to life, becoming it's leaves
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> Imitate leaves on tree. You are green after all.
> Get a pretty good view from up here.
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> Scan the land around you, and try to ascertain your TASK
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(http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/430/page12g.gif)
(http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/2064/page13.gif)
> Bring the tree back to life, becoming it's leaves
You don't have the HOLY skills to do that. in fact, you have none whatsoever.
> Imitate leaves on tree. You are green after all.
> Get a pretty good view from up here.
You do this. It is pretty fun pretending to be leaves, but ultimately you just feel silly.
>Try to use the tree as a slingshot to fly though the air.
You attempt at this, extending a long, thing flaggella to grasp the ground and fling yourself with the tree's BOINGYNESS property. You succeed, flying at the castle you spotted earlier.
SPLAT.
> Scan the land around you, and try to ascertain your TASK
the current land around you is a huge stone wall, and your apparent task is to feel incredible pain as you slide down it.
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> Check FOOD skills
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> Next time listen to me before you do stupid stuff like that, then you wouldn't be in such pain.
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> Don't listen to Ozy, the most reckless course of action is always the best, as War of The Evil Power Master taught us.
> Become the other guy
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>Absorb the entire planet
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(http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/8571/page14.gif)
>Become the other guy
you are now Blobarian, who is destined to absorb the entire Blobsphere! All shall cower before your mighty pink visage! You shall reign supreme across the la-
Squlort.
Blobarian has been crushed by a mighty FALLING CRACKED BOULDER. These vicious earth clods come from the sky for no apparent reason. When they fall, people die. You are no longer Blobarian. You are once again Blob.
Blob checks his SKILLS.
Your SKILLS are:
Lv. 1 Victory Shake
Lv. 1 Partially Remembered Song
Lv. 1 Dissolve
Lv. 1 Absorb
Lv. 1 Summon Sandwich
Your STATS:
HARDNESS: 0.1
DISOLVABILITY: 1
DENSITY: q
CHARISMA: 6
MAGERIFICALERATRION: 5
STRENGTHNESS: 5
cursed drop-system, making you look at everything under it. At least you've discovered your stats went up from your various activities. You finish sliding down the wall and find yourself in an empty courtyard.
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> Summon SANDWHICH OF THE HEAVY
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(http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/9974/page15.gif)
Your membrane shivers at such a thought. You're only Lv. 1. how can you possibly hope to summon such a thing yet? You summon a regular one instead, and gain a Food Point and a Summoning Point.
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> Inspect courtyard for other living lifeforms
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>RAWR with all your might, in order to CHALLENGE the ruler of the Keep
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> Become the RULER OF THE KEEP
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>RAWR with all your might, in order to CHALLENGE the ruler of the Keep
You RAWR as loud as you possibly can, and it scares a few Lv. 0 birds outside the castle into flying away. Nobody meets your challenge, so you win by default! You gain some experience for single-handedly taking over an abandoned castle, achieving Lv. 2 status. you are now a SANDWICH LORD BLOB.
>Inspect courtyard for other living lifeforms
You search for cowards in your castle, with the intent to slay them with your new Lv. 2 abilities the author didn't bother to list when you leveled up. You'll have no cowards in your courtyard! You also don't find any, cementing the fact the castle was indeed abandoned when you got here. You do however, find... wait. CAN IT BE?!?
(http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/6287/page16.gif)
IT IS! a top hat and monocle! you take them immediately, caring not that they are a bit dusty, for they are now the symbols of your being the ruler of this castle, and that you are neither poor or Irish. Not that you know what being Irish is, mind you. But you aren't it, whatever it is.
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> Find the door to the tallest tower of the castle
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> TAKE OVER the surrounding countryside and Rule with a blobulous fist!
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(http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/6862/page17.gif)
You climb the tallest tower and look outside. it seems unoccupied, so by default you conquer it form here. Countryside is nothing like a castle, though, so there is no experience to be had. Oh well. There is what appears to be a forest in the distance, however.
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>create some Lv1 Defense Golems out of whatever you find
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>Equip Hat and Monecle abnd look Dastadly!
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> Whats that! Over there?
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(http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/2122/page18.gif)
>Whats that!Over there?
gasp! a SAVAGE CYAN SLIME is intruding upon your land! you equip your monocle and top hat (after dusting them off a bit with a flagella thing) and prepare to defeat it. Lots of things will have to be done in preparation, but.. what first?
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>Fire The TORPEDOES
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> Prepare a feast to greet the savage, diplomacy is your only hope
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(http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/9715/page19.gif)
>Prepare a feast to greet the savage, diplomacy is your only hope
You prepare a magnificent feat of two bowls of odd-colored SOUP.
as the SAVAGE CYAN SLIME enters, you motion at the soup on its side of the table. It puts the CRUDELY MANUFACTURED SPEAR down next to it. Now would be the perfect time to attack, for it is distracted, and despite your normal civility of being a civil blob, enhanced by the top hat and monocle, if you killed the cyan blob now there would be no witnesses to the horrible rudeness of attacking someone during dinner. Plus, you know, he is kind of invading your land, so he totally started it.
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==>
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> Engage in Profound conversation
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> Use SCOUTER to check his POWER LEVEL
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> Do a Barrel Roll! Also, don't forget to use bombs wisely!
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>Load rocks into catapalts and fire!
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>Use SCOUTER to check his POWER LEVEL
you don't have one of tho- wait, what's this under the table?!?
You find a SCOUTER and use it to discover that his power level is 9,001!
oh gourds, HIS POWER LEVEL IS OVER 9000!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!
wait. that wasn't a comma, it was a decimal. his power level is apparently 9.001. You have no idea what this means. The scouter also crushes itself for no reason.
...weird.
> Engage in Profound conversation
as you look up from the BROKEN SCOUTER, you realize that dastardly SAVAGE CYAN SLIME has stolen your NECKLACE! You must get it back! It was a GIFT from the CREATOR OF BLOBKIND! You've had it forever! Anything that suggest otherwise is obviously a communist plot! While you don't know what communists are, you also know he didn't even thank you for the soup.
(http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/9131/page20.gif)
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> CHASE AFTER the Cyan Slime! Catch him and Punish him for his crimes!
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> Wonder why your necklace has a flash drive on it
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> Grab Cyan Slime and use Lvl2 Absorb!
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> Avast! Man the battlements, stow the oars, lash the sails, all hands man the cannons and grab the grapples. Helmsman steer this boat for ramming speed! Were out for revenge laddies! Raise the black flag and take no prisoners!
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>Avast! Man the battlements, stow the oars, lash the sails, all hands man the cannons and grab the grapples. Helmsman steer this boat for ramming speed! Were out for revenge laddies! Raise the black flag and take no prisoners!
...what? You mean, not chase the Cyan blob to go do... whatever it was you were talking about?
but.. but thou must! You also don't know what all those weird activities are. You aren't a sailor blob! he's already getting away!
(http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/3438/page21.gif)
>CHASE AFTER the CYAN SLIME! Catch him and Punish him for his crimes!
This makes sense. You chase after the CYAN SLIME into the forest.
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>Stretch you body out and catch him!
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> Use Monocle as a MACE OF POSHNESS and entangle the Recreant
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> Egads, with haste quest for you missing monocle.
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> Summon a Sandvich of Superior Speed o give you the edge
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> Grow legs made of flagella and RUN after the miscreant!
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> Make sure you pick up the CRUDELY MANUFACTURED SPEAR before you give chase. Use his own weapons against him!
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>Make sure you pick up the CRUDELY MANUFACTURED SPEAR before you give chase. Use his own weapons against him!
you know what, screw the spear! you have EYE LASERS!
(http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/1074/page22.gif)
(http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/6145/page23.gif)
(http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/9679/page24.gif)
(http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/1074/page22.gif)
...HOLY CRAP you have eye lasers.
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> Oh hey you found your monocle!
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> TAKE OVER THE WORLD
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> Absorb Remains of CYAN BLOB
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> Absorb Remains of CYAN BLOB
This
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> Recover the NECKLACE from the Cyan Blob's charred remains
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> Absorb Remains of CYAN BLOB...
...to become Teal Blob!
It would probably be
38c191
hue 159
sat 71
lum 76
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(http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/356/page26q.gif)
>recover the NECKLACE from the Cyan Blob's charred remains
you recover your stolen property... except.. there are no remains. Whoa.
> TAKE OVER THE WORLD
Yeah! you're gonna rule the world with your crazy eye-lasers!
starting with that tree!
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oookay. for some reason you can't use your eye lasers... so much for taking over the world. I guess it was a one-time deal.
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> Plug the NECKLACE in to a BLOBPUTER
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> Equip NECKLACE
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(http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/9822/page27.gif)
>Equip NECKLACE
you equip it, but having no neck, you basically just let it drift to your center. These things were made for the CREATOR and his GRAND SANDWICH PROPHET, ARTHER BLENT.
>Plug the NECKLACE into a BLOBPUTER
you haven't seen one.. ever. I mean, there are stories, sure, but nobody has seen one of those things for centuries.
You wind up just wandering around a bit, aimlessly. You don't really know what to do now.
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[the following post is NON-CANNON!]
(http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/2750/bonuspage1.gif)
EDIT:updated with actual background for +epicness.
>>Avast! Man the battlements, stow the oars, lash the sails, all hands man the cannons and grab the grapples. Helmsman steer this boat for ramming speed! Were out for revenge laddies! Raise the black flag and take no prisoners!
ARGH, Me hearties! It be time to make sharkmeat of what fool ladlubber CYANS have gone and taken yer Belongin's! Ye get ta fixin' up yer castle, makin' it a TREMENDOUS SKY-PIRATE FORTRESS BOAT. Ye git ta runnin down that scallywag CYAN, and obliterate him with yer starboard cannons! That'll teach any foolhearty bilgerats to keep their paws off YER stuff.
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Ascend to Godhood
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> Ascend to Godhood
PARSE ERROR: The verb ASCEND can only be used on VALUES that hadn't been already reached, passed, and left behind.
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PARSE ERROR: The verb ASCEND can only be used on VALUES that hadn't been already reached, passed, and left behind.
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The blob is a god now? :S
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Obviously, Mortals < ... < Gods < ... < Blobs < ... < Cats < ... < Foxes
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Obviously, Mortals < ... < Gods < ... < Blobs < ... < Cats < ... < Foxes
Blobs are actually on a separate chain of scaling which proceeds as such:
Squilorts[extinct, everyone hated them.],Oozes[liquid-based], Slimes [they are actually similar to blobs, except they are unintelligent and savage. Nobody likes them either.], Glops [stickier fellows, not well suited to social life due to leaving trails of glop all over and being sticky.], Bubbles [airborne, with ability to become incorporeal.], Blobs [the race chosen by the CREATOR], ARTHUR BLENT, PROPHET OF THE CREATOR[and last-known humanoid to have lived], AVATAR OF THE CREATOR [always a grey bloboid, which are never born. They just.. appear.], CREATOR
Thus, Blob cannot ascend to.. anything. Except maybe a better Blob.
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> Return to the castle and eat the SOUP
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> Accend to Sandvichhood
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>Return to castle and put out help wanted ads
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>Return to castle and put out help wanted ads
You feel the need to find assistance in your quest to find a quest. and maybe running your castle while you aren't here. You don't want some dirty trespasser to come in and default his way to ownership like you did not even an hour ago.
(http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/6172/page28.gif)
Ah, that looks nice.
>and eat the SOUP
(http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/6586/page29.gif)
ahh. that's goooooood stuff.
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>Check Sylladex
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>Check Sylladex
You don't have those! Blobkind evolved past the need for such horrible item-keeping systems!
you have Blobulatories now, and you can check your Blobulatory for... wait, you just said check Blobulatory, didn't you? Crud.
BLOBULATORY:
3 CHEESE SANDWICHES
8 TINY BITS OF LUCKY GRAVEL
a JAR of MEAD
a ROCK
a BOOK OF VICTORY DANCING
a GUITBLOB
a TOP HAT (worn)
a MONOCLE (worn)
a BROKEN SCOUTER
Your FORM contains:
a NECKLACE GIFT FROM THE CREATOR OF BLOBKIND
Lv. 2 Victory Dance
Lv. 2 Song You Almost Completely Remember
Lv. 2 Dissolve
Lv. 2 Absorb
Lv. 2 Summon Sandwich
Your STATS:
HARDNESS: 0.1
DISOLVABILITY: 1
DENSITY: q
CHARISMA: 6
MAGERIFICALERATRION: 5
STRENGTHNESS: 5
AAAAGH WHYYYYYY
why did they program these things to ACT like this?!? whyyyyyy?!?
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> Absorb the pebbles to increase your hardness
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> FIX the misbehaving inventory/stat/skill display commands.
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> Absorb the pebbles to increase your hardness
you do this. it increases by .4. and you gain the luck stat! Wait, what?
> FIX the misbehaving inventory/stat/skill display commands.
you do this... only.. it seems that you need a point to do this. Each point fixes one problem of the thing.
You have two points. Apparently you get one for each level. So when you get to level three, you'll get another one. Good, but.. it means you can only fix two things... First we'll have to see what needs fixing, though.
Fixes:
-the drop-down thing.
-the fact that you don't know if there is anything on the stack of stuff above Blobulatory, because rather than list what you can access, it just does the drop-down thing.
-the fact that it opens up if you say check, and then say any of the sections...
-the overcomplexity of it all!
-the fact that some of the things even on menus you already have are hidden until they get changed.
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> Fix [2] and [5]
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>Fix [2] and [5]
you have gained: INDEX PAGE!
you have revealed: Intelligence stat, MONEY PAGE, DUNGEON PAGE, GROUP PAGE, CASTLE PAGE, ROCK PAGE.
wow.
one stat, and a whooooole buncha pages... fun. You're not even sure what some of this stuff does.
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> Find a library and read in montage style, boosting your intelligence to 10
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> Open CASTLE PAGE
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> Main screen turn on
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> L1 + R1 +L2 + R2 + Start + Select
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> Open CASTLE PAGE
CASTLE
Population: You!
Condition: Somewhere between 'shabby' and 'ruins-y'
Defense: Absolutely none
Food Stock: old (but delicious) SOUP.
Army: None
Weapons: None
Armor: None
Furniture: a table.
BLOBULATORY:
3 CHEESE SANDWICHES
a JAR of MEAD
a ROCK
a BOOK OF VICTORY DANCING
a GUITBLOB
a TOP HAT (worn)
a MONOCLE (worn)
a BROKEN SCOUTER
Your FORM contains:
a NECKLACE GIFT FROM THE CREATOR OF BLOBKIND
Lv. 2 Victory Dance
Lv. 2 Song You Almost Completely Remember
Lv. 2 Dissolve
Lv. 2 Absorb
Lv. 2 Summon Sandwich
Your STATS:
HARDNESS: 0.1
DISOLVABILITY: 1
DENSITY: q
CHARISMA: 6
MAGERIFICALERATRION: 5
STRENGTHNESS: 5
LUCK: 4
INTELLIGENCE: I^p
that drop down thing is probably going to be even more annoying with your added pages... why, why did they design it like this? You need to stop it before you go mad with unneeded information... it's too much. How can you gain a level for that next point, though? How?
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> REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD
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> UPGRADE CASTLE
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> Improve CASTLE CONDIITION
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> Improve CASTLE CONDITION
With.. what? you don't have anything you could do that with.
> UPGRADE CASTLE
with.. what?!? you still don't have anything!
> REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD
You don't have a library! you can't read the books because there aren't any! AAAAAAAAAHHHH!
you are temporarily driven mad by the voices in your head, and stay in a corner for awhile. When you finally shake it off, you gain the passive effect: BAD FLASHBACKS
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> Ascend to PUMPKINHOOD
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> Enter throne room. Sit on throne.
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> Fine Magical Communication Device
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> Explore the Castle Proper
(perhaps to end the somewhat repetitive situation.. the blob should move on somewhere? explore the castle? see the dungeons or what not, I suspect the readers at getting stumped at what to get the blob to do at the castle)
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>Enter throne room. Sit on throne.
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ahh. comfy..
*knock knock*
huh... did someone see your help wanted signs already?
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> Set to torches, in the shapes of skulls, on rods placed next to your throne. Then turn off all the lights and shout "ENTER MORTAL!" like the Mortal Kombat announcer
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> answer the Door!
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> arm yourself with cookies it might be a friend!
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> Set to torches, in the shapes of skulls, on rods placed next to your throne. Then turn off all the lights and shout "ENTER MORTAL!" like the Mortal Kombat announcer
Shao Kahn?
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>Ignore door, instead, evaluate the chair to determine how it achieves its optimal level of comfyness.
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> Grow a goatee, and stroke it in a villainly manner.
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>Open door, whilst arming self with Leaver-Action Repeater.
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>Ignore door, instead, evaluate the chair to determine how it achieves its optimal level of comfyness.
> Grow a goatee, and stroke it in a villainly manner.
>Open door, whilst arming self with Leaver-Action Repeater.
> Set to torches, in the shapes of skulls, on rods placed next to your throne. Then turn off all the lights and shout "ENTER MORTAL!"
Good ideas swirl around your mind, and before you can choose one the knockers open the door and start to come in... Great.. THOSE kinds of people, who think knocking a couple times means you are allowed to enter a stranger's house or room or anything! They look through the door under the WESTERN TAPESTRY, one appears to be a bubble and another a gloop.
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> Glare in an intimidating manner at the trespassers.
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>Yell "Intruder! Leave this castle or the GooHounds shall be released upon you!"
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> Pull the level at the side of your throne, releasing the cage from the ceiling to trap the trespassers
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>Inquire as to their knowledge of nearby trade routes.
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>Overlook their faux pas and greet them Graciously! (For good help us hard to find!)
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>Yell "Intruder! Leave this castle or the GooHounds shall be released upon you!"
>Overlook their faux pas and greet them Graciously! (For good help us hard to find!)
You're angry at them for coming in uninvited, but maybe they have something important to say? You're most certainly not going to just let this slide. You greet the intruders neither angrily nor happily.
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apparently the white gloop is part of CastleWatcher Co.
"Mr. Blob, we at CastleWatcher Co. would like you to consider our services for your newfound land! After a free trial period, we will have your grounds up, running, and making money. After that, you can decide to continue under one of our many paid plans, or simply run the castle on your own if you wish.
well, they are very well known for doing a good job... but you're not sure about getting into business stuff. Adventuring is more fun than business...
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> Try to bargain for a good deal
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> But it's freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Just use the trial to squeeze as much money out of them as you can.
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>Accept Free Trial period and fire lackeys to take care of your future business.
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That would be *hire*
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>Take the free trial period to at least get the castle running.
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>Take the free trial period to at least get the castle running.
you decide to abuse the system by getting these foolish company workers to get your castle working, and your trial period is set up. You exit without using the powers of reuse in any way, off to find a quest.
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>WHATIS powers of reuse
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powers of reuse are taking something old and using it again later. Which the author would never do.
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>Decide what the heck your castle-buisness is goin to do.
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>Decide what the heck your castle-buisness is goin to do.
the basic stuff that a castle does, you know. Collect tribute, defeat bandits to keep people from hating you for collecting tribute, assuring people there isn't any violence at all inherent in the system... that sort of thing. Right now your focus is on adventuring and your lack of a quest, though! The CastleWatchers guys will be able to take care of everything.
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>Ask you're survents to make you a blob sized catapault.
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> Request a map from the servants(?)
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>Ask you're survents to make you a blob sized catapault.
>Request a map from the servants
you have no servants to ask these things of.
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> Ask the people you just got the trial from for a map then
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>Hire servants and proceed to ask them for a map of the countryside.
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> Ask the people you just got the trial from for a map then
The author is too lazy to draw one. Nobody has cartogrified this particular area yet.
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Begin wondering why nobody has bothered mapping out the area, even though there is a castle and the people who discovered this region would have been tasked with mapping it out so people don't get lost. Begin walking in a random direction.
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> Author: let thoughts of updating leave mind, and fondly regard head sandwich.
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Audience: Throw a tomato at Fen, then force him to update via gunpoint
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> Fen: admit defeat and begin working.
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> Audience: Cheer
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> Begin walking in a random direction.
You wander off. the bubble follows. He tells you he was an adventurer who thought regular adventuring wasn't lucrative enough and now makes his pay by keeping people alive while the company works on their castle.
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> Assimilate! ASSIMILATE! ASSIMILATE!!!
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> Ask how much this stuff would cost once the Trial period expires
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> find a HAT for the bubble, as his personality is lacking.
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> find a HAT for the bubble, as his personality is lacking.
> Procure a Camera Beard as well
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>Procure a chess board with several missing pieces and play while discussing adventures to embark on.
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>Procure a chess board with several missing pieces and play while discussing adventures to embark on.
This, but with a Go board with colored pieces to represent the various critter's alignment
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keep suggesting. this returns next month.
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>While discussing adventures during chess remark about the absurdly long wander you had before hand.