"Sorry, did I say 'long'? I meant 'disgusting'."For people with attention spans of less than a - Ooh, shiny! =Pounces the shiny.=
More of a reference than a joke, but it kind of fits. |:P
Actually, I'm not sure how unsanitary mindscape garbage cans are. What's normally in those, anyway? What mental facet did that hat represent when it was thrown out? SO MANY QUESTIONS!