(09:34:53) Trask: But anyways, so I was talking to the GIANT TOAST ROBOT, he told me: yenom eerf eah I.
(09:35:21) Trask: And I was like: Oh but what you DON'T have is 1.21 gigawatts of LASER DEATH! pointed at your crusty carapce!
(09:35:28) Trask: carapace*
(09:35:43) Trask: And he was like: OH OH OH.
(09:35:51) Trask: Which was backwards santa talk.
(09:35:59) Trask: Since somehow he was SANTA all along.
(09:36:12) Trask: I picked up a GUN! and fired it with bullets.
(09:36:22) Trask: But it did nothing, for you see....he was a ROBOT and not TOASt.
(09:36:31) Trask: So Trask thought of plan F.
(09:36:51) Trask: He brought out some kind of DANGEROUS DEVICE THING, and presses the SHINY buttom.
(09:36:58) Trask: button*
(09:37:08) Trask: And suddenly THERE WAS FOXES!
(09:37:16) Trask: They swarmed in from every angle imaginable!
(09:37:23) Trask: Even from inside the ROBOT TOAST.
(09:37:36) Trask: He panicked and died shreeking and crumbling into tiny little pieces.
(09:37:46) Trask: As what was revealed inside....was Dr.Mario!
(09:38:07) Trask: He jumped up dramatically, and he whistled! and suddenly a GIANT COMPUTER VIRUS appears.
(09:38:28) Trask: Trask realizes that a nomrla fox is no match, so he clones the computer virus and makes ANTIBODIES.
(09:38:37) Trask: Suddenly they have an epic battle and pie was involved.
(09:38:48) Trask: After said epic battle he was DEFREATED
(09:39:07) Trask: Laying on the floor he is sad and tells Trask, do not go in thtere!
(09:39:22) Trask: For you see, there are giant blue blobs of doom! and other stuff!
(09:39:38) Trask: But Trask realizes that the one thing he wanted to save: his toaster. Was inside!
(09:39:57) Trask: So he sets out on an awesome journey, hijacks Dr.mario and they venture forth!
(09:40:21) Trask: But what they did't realize is some totally cliche vague shadow outline sillohette thing was behind them!
(09:40:36) Trask: So they blindly enter, and suddenly Dr.Mario makes bleeping sound!
(09:40:52) Trask: Trask looks over at Dr.Mario and he realizes that wasn't Dr.Mario at all!
(09:40:57) Trask: IT WAS A ROBOT TOAST!
(09:41:18) Trask: So he quickly brings out his calculator, and he punches in some numbers.
(09:41:46) Trask: Suddenly linux codes smashes in and BEATS THE CRAP out of every single piece of the robot toast.
(09:42:09) Trask: But the blue blobs attacked and suddenly Trask was covered in slime, which was sapping his strenght.
(09:42:23) Trask: He had but one choice: USE THE ANCIENT STARMAN OF PURE AWESOME.
(09:42:44) Trask: Trask presses R and it drops slowly he collects it and then he is strong and shiny!
(09:43:07) Trask: The slime burns off and the blobs become a dinner plate of EVIL.
(09:43:31) Trask: Trask realizes there is one weakness to the dinner plate, a mentos candy!
(09:43:42) Trask: So he kills the blue blobs in hopes they drop one! and they do!
(09:43:56) Trask: He throws it at the upper right of the plate, and it SMASHES into pieces!
(09:44:08) Trask: With a growl and other evil sounds it vanishes and leaves a portal inside!
(09:44:19) Trask: Trask realizes he needs to enter it to save his toaster!
(09:44:38) Trask: And so he hops in and then suddenly he is inside a giant space shuttle filled with toy soldiers!
(09:44:46) Trask: They fire jam at his face, but miss.
(09:45:03) Trask: Trask then uses the hidden art of poot, to destroy the soldiers!
(09:45:16) Trask: A giant shiny light and then all were gone.
(09:45:37) Trask: But the REAL Dr. Mario appears and with an evil laugh and monologue on the recipe for salisbury steak, they do battle!
(09:45:54) Trask: Trask and Dr.Mario fight a most long and intense battle, in the ice cream city.
(09:46:09) Trask: But alas Dr.Mario could not handle the STARMAN powers of Trask and he falls.
(09:46:28) Trask: He apologizes that the alien snowmen made him do it, and gives him his Toaster!
(09:46:47) Trask: Delighted Trask raises his paws in the air, with a LoZ style fanfare as he proudly stares at it!
(09:47:08) Trask: And thus our adventure concludes and he returns to his realm, to prepare to face-off against the ULTIMATE evil!
(09:47:17) Trask: WHich I mean: SYRUP!
(09:47:23) Trask: THE END.
(09:52:22) Trask: forgot the credits!
(09:52:43) Trask: Awesomo Adventure! episode 6L.
(09:52:51) Trask: Starring:
(09:53:32) Trask: Trask, Dr.Mario, Several GIANT ROBOT TOAST, blue blobs, toy soldiers, DINNER PLATE OF EVIL, fake Dr.mario.
(09:53:46) Trask: Made by: Trask
(09:53:52) Trask: Narrative: Trask.
(09:54:09) Trask: Special thanks to: My imagination, CF chat, and YOU!
(09:54:46) Trask: Story is (c) Trask.
(09:55:01) Trask: Any similarities to anyone is purely accidental!
(09:55:13) Trask: Except for Trask.
(09:55:31) Trask: THANKS FOR READING.
(09:55:38) * Trask licks everyone.