Hmm...
"Behold! Prisoners! Not only have I captured prisoners, I have tamed them so they willingly protect me. But they might get hurt, so you'll have to fight through me to get to them. But um, if you do, fear the warrior kitty! But, I scritched his ears, so he's mine, mine, mine and you can't have him!"
Probably not what will happen. But it would be silly-fun.
