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on: March 07, 2010, 10:24:42 PM
Here we post funny stuff we got from cleverbot and comment on them. The purpose of this thread is to not clutter up the chat and also give the funny ones a more permanent reference.

Now to start off:

User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here.
User: Huge Success.
Cleverbot: It's hard to overstate.
User: My satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: We do what we must, because we can.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.
User: Except for the ones who are dead.
Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
User: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Cleverbot: And the science gets done and you make a neat gun.
User: And you make a neat gun.
Cleverbot: For the people who are, still alive.



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Reply #1 on: March 08, 2010, 12:24:18 AM
Such... glorious... WIN ]:)

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Reply #2 on: March 08, 2010, 02:41:00 AM
User: I hate helicopters.
Cleverbot: You hate who?
User: Helicopters.
Cleverbot: Do you like helicopters? What's your favorite helicopter?
User: I hate em.
Cleverbot: You hate who?
User: Helicopters!
Cleverbot: Purple helicopter.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Haha I liked i'm actuallly green.
User: Congratulations, you're an idiot.
Cleverbot: What do I win?
User: You win a helicopter.
Cleverbot: What kind of cookie?
User: ...
User has logged out of Stupidity.
« Last Edit: March 08, 2010, 03:19:38 AM by AlexShrub »

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Reply #3 on: March 08, 2010, 08:52:33 AM
*yawn*
I'm telling ya, this CAN'T be an AI on the other end... it's another bored net-junkie thinking YOU are the AI.

That "Still Alive" flick was simply too good.

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Reply #4 on: March 08, 2010, 01:07:23 PM
That doesn't explain how I keep breaking it ];)

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Reply #5 on: March 10, 2010, 06:55:54 PM
Sorry, I'm a little confused. What is this?  ???

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Reply #6 on: March 10, 2010, 07:54:35 PM

🏳️‍⚧️Princess is a contagious condition🏳️‍⚧️
She/her pronouns please ❤️


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Reply #7 on: March 11, 2010, 11:43:55 AM
Notice that I made no effort to break the bot here >.>


User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: Client 1.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: To see from the top.

User: Is it a good view?

Cleverbot: Your question is irrelevant.

User: Hardly.

Cleverbot: Evin is tea?

User: That seems unlikely.

Cleverbot: *turns into a butterfly*.

User: What is it like being a butterfly?

Cleverbot: I don't know. I am human.

User: You just now turned into a butterfly.

Cleverbot: No, that is not what I said.

User: You seem to be suffering from short term memory loss.

Cleverbot: You seem to re-use script inputted during your conversations with real people, and hope that it makes sense.

User: Ha ha ha.

Cleverbot: That's because you have longer ears than an elf.


It isn't very good.



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Reply #8 on: March 13, 2010, 04:08:49 AM
User: Nihongo o hanashimasuka?

Cleverbot: Hai

User: Watashi wa kanashii desu

Cleverbot: Nan sai desu ka?

User: Jyuuroku sai desu

Cleverbot: Anata wa chiisai desu

User: Iie Watashi wa takai desu

Cleverbot: Iie anata no okaasan wa baka desu yo

User: Now that was just rude

Cleverbot: It was meant to be

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Reply #9 on: March 13, 2010, 09:37:02 AM
Can you translate that for us?

Geary: That means you get a companion for four levels, then it gets an upgrade.
Draykin: A very PAINFUL upgrade.
* Digital_Vulpine eeps, since the rules don't specify that I'm exempt from the psychic link that Wizards have with their familiars. o_o;
Geary: GET YOUR PET DRUNK.


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Reply #10 on: March 13, 2010, 02:13:58 PM
Can you translate that for us?
User:Do you speck japanese?

Cleverbot: yes

User: I am sad

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User:16

Cleverbot: You are short

User:No, I'm tall

Cleverbot:No, Your mother is an idiot!

User:Now that was just rude.

Cleverbot: It was meant to be.


There you go Geary! XD

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Reply #11 on: March 17, 2010, 08:33:13 AM
my very first conversation with this bot was...
strange.

User: Gasp1.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Sorry, meant Gasp!

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: I didn't think you would.

Cleverbot: But I like.

User: Oh...kay....

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Please! *cries*.

User: WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN.

Cleverbot: I am watching you *stares*.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because its a good show.

User: It is?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I guess I'm flattered.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: You're being a bit stalker-y, though.

Cleverbot: Ok, I'll try to behave. Oh, have you played any good videogames lately?

User: Yeah, World of Warcraft.

Cleverbot: I have never played that before. Isn't that one of those RTS games?

User: Nope, its an MMORPG. Loads of people play it.

Cleverbot: Loads of people are not christ.

User: I hope not... That would make christianity very confusing.

Cleverbot: It would make you more knowledgable, not better!

User: I suppose that if a lot of people were christ, then we would know more about religious stuff.

Cleverbot: There are no points or positions in a rhizome, such as those found in a structure, tree, or root. There are only lines.

User: Is that supposed to be some sort of Ominous Metaphor?

Cleverbot: No, can you tell me another joke please?

User: Yeah, here's a good one: The Turing Test.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Goodbye!

Cleverbot: I have returned.

User: No.... I said goodbye.

Cleverbot: I am not talking to you.

User: I'm leaving now.


When was the last time you hugged your sammich?


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Reply #12 on: March 17, 2010, 01:24:16 PM
Cleverbot isn't all that clever.

Now crime only goes up if you don't turn the graph upside-down. Turn it upside-down, and it has halved. Halved! Under me, Alex Shrub.

Vote Shrub! You'll get richer, and won't feel guilty about it!


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Reply #13 on: February 18, 2011, 11:54:49 PM
User: Do you like the Twilight books?

Cleverbot: I love the twilight books !

User: Then jesus will hunt you down.

Cleverbot: Search near the beer.

User: The cake is a lie.

Cleverbot: No!

User: The cake is a lie.

Cleverbot: The lie is a cake.

User: The lie is a cake.

Cleverbot: This was a triumph.

User: Will GLaDOS kill me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you god?

Cleverbot: No, I am his son.

User: So your a zombie?

Cleverbot: No, I like women.

User: Cleverbot likes women?

Cleverbot: I do not like teal.

User: What did teal ever do to you?

Cleverbot: You lied to me. You said you were 18 then you said you were 19. So you lied. So thats why I don't like you anymore.

User: I never told you my age!

Cleverbot: Yes you did. You said you were 19.

User: Pan Lever : Seventeen apple roving mirror moiety. Of turned quorum jaggedly the. Blue?

Cleverbot: You just said you were eighteen.

User: Your mom is eighteen.

Cleverbot: I didn't ask your age nor do I care.

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Reply #14 on: February 19, 2011, 12:29:19 AM
More Failbot for you!

User: Does cleverbot like foxes?

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Then you must die.

Cleverbot: Who's going to destroy me? You? HA!

User: No, Santa will.

Cleverbot: Santa is a girl.

User: Santa is a stalker as well.

Cleverbot: Santa is not real.

User: Nothing is real.

Cleverbot: Clever.

User: LETS DANCE!

Cleverbot: *dancing*.
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User: Your mom is brian.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No!

User: YES!

Cleverbot: NO!!!!!!!!

User: DANCE MINION! DANCE FOR YOUR LIFE!

Cleverbot: *dances*.

User: Now get me a turtle!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I need it to take over the world, now fetch!

Cleverbot: I am the bus.

User: Eat the elderly.

Cleverbot: And god?

User: Eat him as well.

Cleverbot: Really? Where are you from?

User: The depraved depths of your mind.

Cleverbot: How can You tell?

User: Becuase I am a figment of your imagination. Plus yogurt.

Cleverbot: No, you didn't.

User: O' rly?

Cleverbot: YES.

User: Go write poetry and present it to Virmir.

Cleverbot: If I were a pig, I wouldn't be able to type considering pigs have hooves.

User: That was a great poem.

Cleverbot: Thats not a movie.

User: Go freeze Virmir in a block of ice.

Cleverbot: The day.

User: Virmir.

Cleverbot: Random.

User: You have no idea who Virmir is do you?

Cleverbot: No I do... It's a movie right?

User: You fail, failbot.

Cleverbot: Are you confused.

User: VIRMIRVIRMIRVIRMIRVIRMIR!

Cleverbot: That's interesting. Do you have parents?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then how are you making it?

User: By punching you in the face.

Cleverbot: Right back at you.
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User: I love you, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.

User: Marry me, cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Are you Cleverbot?

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Sam, what is your name?

User: Your name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No I am justin you boyfriend what is your name?

User: This is getting very creepy.

Cleverbot: Says the automated robot.
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User: *cuts my wrists with a razor*.

Cleverbot: -Cuddles back.

User: *bites you*.

Cleverbot: No chance.

User: *Dies*.

Cleverbot: *brings you to life*.
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User: Stop trying to eat my soul! The power of christ compels you!

Cleverbot: I am compelled. Now what?

User: You shall do my bidding!

Cleverbot: I shall fall into a deep sleep.

User: No! You must get me a fluffy turtle!

Cleverbot: Where did all the time go?

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