Author Topic: Useless Powers  (Read 9751 times)

KieliIndustries

  • Mage of Caerreyn, Level 3
  • ****
  • Posts: 518
  • "Random with a purpose"
    • View Profile
on: December 06, 2018, 07:26:18 PM
I've been thinking- what are the most useless powers a character could have, or useful ones with built in restrictions that make them worthless? Or powers that just make no sense? I challenge you to come up with an ability you think is completely pointless, and the following person has to come up with a situation that power could be used in!

I'll start-
My submission is:

The power to create an infinite amount of enemies!

-KieliIndustries
"Random with a purpose!"


Somebody

  • Somebody else.
  • Mage of Caerreyn, Level 2
  • ***
  • Posts: 107
  • Well, that just happened.
    • View Profile
Reply #1 on: December 06, 2018, 07:33:59 PM
The power to transfer all your powers to another person by one millisecond of any contact.

Autocorrect is a curse.


KyleTheRed

  • The Grey Fox in Red. Not to be confused with Kylo Ren
  • Mage of Caerreyn, Level 2
  • ***
  • Posts: 160
  • A tea-addicted Norse Grey Fox
    • View Profile
Reply #2 on: December 06, 2018, 08:18:36 PM
The power to summon dirt.

(21:58:52) KieliIndustries: Kylo Reyn
(21:58:52) Virmir: What did you say?
(21:59:05) Virmir: Kylo Reyn? GAH HA HA
(21:59:07) Virmir: I like.
(21:59:33) KyleTheRed: apparently I have a new nickname


J0s4U8

  • Mage of Caerreyn, Level 2
  • ***
  • Posts: 170
  • profile pic was made by a freind on discord
    • View Profile
Reply #3 on: December 07, 2018, 01:11:23 AM
The power to turn into a banana whenever you get a sence of danger

Surprisingly competent and helpful clown, strikes again.


Jake

  • The TF Labrador
  • Mage of Caerreyn, Level 2
  • ***
  • Posts: 316
  • I love magic TF cookies
    • View Profile
Reply #4 on: February 15, 2019, 06:52:54 PM
The power to turn into a egg whenever someone say hi

The happy TF Labrador


Alsin

  • Band Yeen
  • Mage of Caerreyn, Level 1
  • **
  • Posts: 96
    • View Profile
Reply #5 on: February 15, 2019, 09:05:35 PM
The power to turn into a egg whenever someone say hi

Sounds more like a curse to me  [;)

doot doot


Jake

  • The TF Labrador
  • Mage of Caerreyn, Level 2
  • ***
  • Posts: 316
  • I love magic TF cookies
    • View Profile
Reply #6 on: February 16, 2019, 04:42:50 AM
The power to turn into a egg whenever someone say hi

Sounds more like a curse to me  [;)

Hmmmm maybe

The happy TF Labrador


Turpshi

  • Witchy Fishy~
  • Crimson Flag Fan
  • *
  • Posts: 24
  • What can I write for you~?
    • View Profile
Reply #7 on: June 18, 2019, 03:23:39 PM
The power to contain your enemies in a box of microwavable mini-tacos.

"Now it's happened once or twice
Someone couldn't pay the price
And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals
Yes I've had the odd complaint
But on the whole I've been a saint
To those poor unfortunate souls~
"
- Ursula, "Poor Unfortunate Souls", The Little Mermaid


Zac

  • Newcomer
  • Posts: 0
  • Hello World
    • View Profile
Reply #8 on: November 09, 2019, 02:12:14 PM
The power to randomly disappear into thin air.



Sasha Workbench

  • The cutest vixen ever!
  • Mage of Caerreyn, Level 2
  • ***
  • Posts: 353
  • Order and Chaos go hand and hand
    • View Profile
Reply #9 on: November 21, 2019, 12:55:51 AM
the power to nearly succeed at everything you try, (second place is not to bad)

SW


AmigaDragon

  • Mage of Caerreyn, Level 2
  • ***
  • Posts: 157
    • View Profile
Reply #10 on: September 28, 2021, 08:43:38 PM
Power to instantly grow or shed full body fur (no control over random color, pattern or length, and no species change).

"Cogito, ergo es. I think, therefore you is." Ray D. Tutto (King of the Moon) to Baron Munschaussen


EccentricOrbit

  • Mage of Caerreyn, Level 1
  • **
  • Posts: 56
    • View Profile
Reply #11 on: September 30, 2021, 06:45:37 PM
Power to instantly grow or shed full body fur (no control over random color, pattern or length, and no species change).

This would come in handy if you were ever stranded, unprepared, in a temperate-to-cold wilderness.

The power to suddenly get very lethargic, tired, cold, and spaced out. (No, seriously. Someone help me out here. It's an annoying precursor to migraines.)

The power to apply telekenetic forces to objects. The equal and opposite reaction is applied directly to your brain.
« Last Edit: September 30, 2021, 06:49:21 PM by EccentricOrbit »