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Reply #75 on: November 08, 2018, 04:02:13 PM
Granted. You now know what to wish for, but you don't know how to say what it is.

I wish I had a gingerbread house that wasn't me.

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Reply #76 on: November 09, 2018, 12:11:58 AM
You had a gingerbread house, but you eated it.

I wish for a newer, shinier computer.



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Reply #77 on: November 09, 2018, 12:48:29 PM
Granted

You now have a nice, new, shiny balloon shaped like a computer. Enjoy!

I wish for an unlimited supply of tea

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Reply #78 on: November 09, 2018, 03:18:10 PM
Granted. You now have a tea farm, but no workers.
I wish I no longer had the spelling disease! Ut is very annoying.

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Reply #79 on: November 09, 2018, 06:55:21 PM
Granted! You are now cured of the spelling disease, but you were cured by being infected with the pronunciation disease.

Hmm... let's see how this one goes...
I wish Virmir was a fox.

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Reply #80 on: December 16, 2018, 12:45:55 AM
*granted* virmir is now a feral fox

I wish for a relaxed day

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Reply #81 on: December 16, 2018, 03:16:01 PM
Granted

You are now a mattress.

I wish for a trip to the beach

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Reply #82 on: December 16, 2018, 05:27:14 PM
Granted, but now you are forever stuck on an infinitely long trip.

I wish for an endless amount of....   paper



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Reply #83 on: December 16, 2018, 06:26:26 PM
Granted, you are now on a planet made of paper, but it has nothing but paper!

I wish for a wish.

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Reply #84 on: December 22, 2018, 08:00:50 PM
You wish for a wish, and it's of an otter's for a fish.

I wish for a giant pizza, perfectly cooked, with only my favorite toppings.



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Reply #85 on: December 23, 2018, 05:46:08 PM
Granted but ever  bite  makes you grow smaller.


I wish I could have a better body build

Then you are freakishly tall~ Vir


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Reply #86 on: December 25, 2018, 12:27:13 AM
Granted. You now have a tiny, if well detailed, LEGO build of you.

I wish for yes.

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Reply #87 on: December 26, 2018, 03:37:59 AM
You wish for yes ehh? Well in that case you get no. You know what that means? Nothing happens at all, lucky you ;).

Let's give this a shot. I work a night shift, so sleep can be hard some times. So, For my wish I wish that sleep would come easier to me.




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Reply #88 on: December 26, 2018, 09:49:03 AM
You wish for yes ehh? Well in that case you get no. You know what that means? Nothing happens at all, lucky you ;).

The wish is supposed to come true in an ironic manner, not the opposite of your wish happening. So my wish is still yes.

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Reply #89 on: January 02, 2019, 02:51:05 AM
Granted! I have now graciously performed the "Yes Spell" on you. You now know how to perfectly spell "yes" in every language, but not how to pronounce it in any of them.

I wish I had a useful potion.


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