Author Topic: The Corrupted Wish  (Read 59213 times)

Talcott

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on: December 06, 2016, 09:44:38 AM
Something a bit simple but an idea I think has potential. A group of friends have found a random magic wand, with the ability to grant wishes, however you can't grant your own wish, someone else has to. One person makes a wish (ex. I wish for a large trout) and the next person takes the wand and says granted, followed up with something that goes wrong. (Ex. Granted but you find yourself increasingly rotund as you eat the fish)

Basically whoever grants the wish finds a creative way for said wish to go wrong, or backfire in some kind of amusing way, after which they're encouraged to make a wish of their own. Transformation effects from wishes do stack upon each other unless you use a wish to try and undo a curse on yourself. For example if one corrupted wish makes you giant, and another makes you a fox, you'll be a giant fox. Wishes don't have to induce TF though it is encouraged.  [:P

"I Talcott, wish for a bouncy bouncy trampoline!" *Offers the wand to the next random fuzzy*

Rules note: To avoid spamming just two rules I'd like to clarify
1. Do not grant the same person's wish twice in a row (No "person A grant's person B's wish going back and forth")
2. Do not grant the person's wish if they've just granted your wish (again avoiding person A granting person B's wish and back and forth)
3. As a general, try and let three people wish before making another wish yourself. Can't use all the magic in the wand for yourself!
« Last Edit: December 06, 2016, 08:32:21 PM by Talcott »

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Reply #1 on: December 06, 2016, 12:17:31 PM
Granted!

You suddenly feel yourself inflate with air, becoming round and, indeed, very bouncy.

Alright, I wish to be rich! hands a wand over to someone

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Reply #2 on: December 06, 2016, 06:50:13 PM
Granted.

*waves the wand, making Arro suddenly rich in vitamins and minerals*

Um... well, I don't see any change.  Sorry.  I wish for a pet dragon.

Tyla: Ty Ty ty Ty Ty Ty
Tyla: we need more tys
Selden: No, no, no. Then we'd need a tybreaker.
* Tvorsk snickers!
Tyla: ...
Tyla: that was...
Tvorsk: Tyla, the word you're looking for is "beautiful". {;)
Virmir: I need to hire Selden as an editor. [;)


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Reply #3 on: December 06, 2016, 07:07:07 PM
Your wish is granted.

*Wand wave, you now have a pet dragon, roughly cat size, but he hates everything about your interior decoration and destroys your furniture*

I wish for the next person to wave the wand to not catch fire.

"There is a theory that states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened."
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Reply #4 on: December 06, 2016, 09:27:57 PM
Granted.

*wanding* Your cookies catch fire instead. Better put them out fast.

I wish for a fish, but please not on a dish.



Talcott

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Reply #5 on: December 06, 2016, 09:50:47 PM
*Heaves and struggles, but manages to grab the wand despite being mostly inflated* Granted but... you'll have to catch your own. *baps Fragmaster with the wand, leaving him much more ottery than before, and staring down at a pool full of fish.*

I wish I was mobile again...

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Reply #6 on: December 06, 2016, 11:30:40 PM
Wish granted!

*you find yourself no longer inflated, but you are now a  segway*
I wish for a soft bed to lay on!*hands the wand to the next person*
« Last Edit: December 07, 2016, 10:54:14 AM by JunkieXL »



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Reply #7 on: December 09, 2016, 04:24:23 PM
Granted.

*Pokes with wand, and you suddenly find yourself fattening, bigger, and rounder, until you are perched atop your big soft belly, which serves as your bed*

Now, I wish for sharks, that are not me.

"There is a theory that states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened."
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Reply #8 on: December 11, 2016, 12:18:56 PM
Granted.

*ducks as sharks jump through the air firing lasers... only to land on Meat instead of in water*

I wish I had fireproof furniture.  Blasted dragon.

Tyla: Ty Ty ty Ty Ty Ty
Tyla: we need more tys
Selden: No, no, no. Then we'd need a tybreaker.
* Tvorsk snickers!
Tyla: ...
Tyla: that was...
Tvorsk: Tyla, the word you're looking for is "beautiful". {;)
Virmir: I need to hire Selden as an editor. [;)


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Reply #9 on: December 11, 2016, 08:51:42 PM
You get Furniture made of water! Hope you don't get wet sitting down!

I wish I could teleport!




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Reply #10 on: December 11, 2016, 09:44:42 PM
Granted! You can teleport, but only into awkward situations.

I wish that the townsfolk(or those just visiting) to have a very fluffy(or scaley) day. This would help the local tourism board.



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Reply #11 on: December 21, 2016, 01:53:17 PM
Granted but the winter coat industry tanks as the fluffy folk no longer need them!

I wish to be my nice ottery self again!

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Reply #12 on: December 21, 2016, 08:44:00 PM
Granted, you're little Sea Otter, clam slamming ability and all!

I wish I could fly!



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Reply #13 on: December 26, 2016, 01:04:39 AM
Wish Granted!
*Flufy waves the wand, you find your arms and hands extending into very feathery and large wings. Very capable of lifting you off the ground.*

I wish I was mobile!



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Reply #14 on: December 26, 2016, 09:57:31 AM
Wish granted. You are now a cell phone, with all the latest features.

I wish that winter would be blasted away! No more cold.