Illustrated TOON BATTLE: Virmir vs. Shifting Sands

[Virmir]

Virmir entangles Shifting Sands' torso within his tentacles, stretching and puuuuulling the bug-pony-thing out, squishing his legs and tail together into a long snake tail.

[Virmir]

Virmir slaps a corset around the naga's middle then puuuuuulls the string tight, causing Shifty to curve out!

[Virmir]

Virmir then removes the corset and then touches up the naga's face using his ink-brush tentacles, making it much more presentable!

-- END VIRMIR'S TURN --

[Shifting Sands]

Well now turning from a Changeling to a pegasus would do nothing, meh

Shifty wraps his (or her, heck I can't follow) tail around Virmir and sings, the music turning his Virtennae into actual antennae that always pick up music!

[Virmir]

GAAAAAAAH!!!

[Shifting Sands]

Shifty jabs metallic hubcaps into Virmir's legs, reshaping them into giant circles which cover themselves in a thick black something-or-other that rubs against the ground like tires!

[Virmir]

GAAAH!!!

-- END MEDIK'S TURN --

[Virmir]

Virmir, enraged, uses his magic pen-horn to catch Shifting Sands on fire, who promptly begins to melt.

[Virmir]

Virmir then collects the Shifty-goo into a giant blender, and adds tons of healthy fresh veggies.

[Virmir]

Virmir then proceeds to enjoy the healthy Shifty-veggie smoothie under the blaringly hot summer sun!

- END GAME -