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Author Topic: A really wierd story that lacks any logic at all.  (Read 1114 times)
« on: August 17, 2011, 03:03:26 PM »

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A very wierd mini story that I made up on the spot when asked to be random. Gray Fox Grin

Then do so, or forever hold your peace! And then the um....that guy....he is um....like a bishop or whatever, he is like: OH DEAR GLOWY ORB OF UNCOMPREHENSIBLE OMNIPOTENT JERKISHNESS! WE USELESSLY BESEECH THEE! WILL YOU GUIDE MY SLEIGH TONIGHT!?

And with a tinkle of it's nose (if it has one) and a wink of it's eye, we are all sound asleep, even with our pie. And we was all happy onto the future, when the whole world, became systematic, with a heart that was automatic, we are synchromatic, and we are like a titanic. It flows like windchimes on a dirt bike of space, it weaves through the jam, and spreads like cornflour. We are wafers in the tiny lego world.

And then.....ATTACK FROM THE LIVING TOILETPAPER PRESENT BOXES! Cringe in terror as their hyper absorbency WILL DESTROY YOUR PLANET! It is sad day to be toaster. If you like bagels, sing it loud, and sing it proud!

So while we were discussing the soap, I noticed something, a piece of tape....NOT JUST ANY PIECE OF TAPE! I mean of course...the um....that one with the mouse, he was part robot, and part roach. But 100% flavor! ORDER NOW!
 
Sadly all was not well in the universe, for you see, there was some mysterious creatures no one knew about, They noticed the crazy tape...stuff, and would be like: WHO ORDERED THE BRICKS!? and everyone else would be like: But they are a special limited time offer! see? they came with TNT STICKS!
But nope, they couldn't respect the free supply of explodium that was at their disposal. And therefore, they had to attach a green paper man to the wall. And it hacked the world, and we all died.

THE END!
NO! not yet silly!
We have to bring attention to the lesser important little stories.

There was an insignificant story of an angry robot alien doughnut, he had a plan, he declared: "NO TUPE FOR ANYONE! We are on a strict TUPE um...lockdown!" what he did not foresee was a crazy little creature, very much looked like a white rabbit, and for all anyone knows, it was! so, his plan was picking up that pure white rabbit, slapping rocket skiis on it, and sending it to Gas City. BUT! it didn't work! why? because LET ME TELL YA MISTER ANGRY ROBOT ALIEN DOUGHNUT! IT AIN'T GONNA GO THROUGH, WHEN THE 24 TON PYTHON COMES FOR YOU! Which it did, and it promptly ate them and the story ends with the hero dead, YEP! I did that twist, and no one expected it! Gray Fox Wink

Moral of the story: Trask learns that he is the destroyer of worlds!

Nah......not really, but I hope it was amusing to some extent.

THE END FOR REAL! Happy Gray Fox
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(03:47:23) Draykin: Epilogue:
Trask went on to become a world renown hero for stopping the zombie invasion.
(03:52:24) Draykin: Trask, I would've totally would of stood with you.
(22:26:32) Virmir: No matter what I do, you poke me. Gray Fox Wink
(22:32:02) * Tirien gives Trask the title of Miss CF!
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2011, 03:24:32 PM »

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Trask's chaos is oddly amusing. ^^
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« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2011, 04:01:38 PM »

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This reminds me a little of Full Life Consequences and Quarter-Life, but alot less linear. Either way, one of us should try and make a videospoof of it!
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« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2011, 04:59:44 PM »

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This reminds me a little of Full Life Consequences and Quarter-Life, but alot less linear. Either way, one of us should try and make a videospoof of it!

A video spoof of this!? THAT WOULD BE AWESOME! Happy Gray Fox
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(03:47:23) Draykin: Epilogue:
Trask went on to become a world renown hero for stopping the zombie invasion.
(03:52:24) Draykin: Trask, I would've totally would of stood with you.
(22:26:32) Virmir: No matter what I do, you poke me. Gray Fox Wink
(22:32:02) * Tirien gives Trask the title of Miss CF!
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2011, 06:02:19 PM »

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A video spoof of this!? THAT WOULD BE AWESOME! Happy Gray Fox
I guess I should make one in Flash. Who knows, I could add it to my cornholio portfolio.
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"Mission taken!" Gray Fox Grin
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2011, 06:11:08 PM »

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A video spoof of this!? THAT WOULD BE AWESOME! Happy Gray Fox
I guess I should make one in Flash. Who knows, I could add it to my cornholio portfolio.

Up to you, but should you decide to, it would be awesome for sure. Happy Gray Fox
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(03:47:23) Draykin: Epilogue:
Trask went on to become a world renown hero for stopping the zombie invasion.
(03:52:24) Draykin: Trask, I would've totally would of stood with you.
(22:26:32) Virmir: No matter what I do, you poke me. Gray Fox Wink
(22:32:02) * Tirien gives Trask the title of Miss CF!
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2011, 10:52:38 PM »

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My brain has truly exploded received this message, master fox! ...*brain explodes*
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Whatever it is, Trask likely made me do it. :P
« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2011, 04:45:24 AM »

Chaotic Good Gray Fox Plush/Pooltoy hybrid Toy Toon.
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My brain has truly exploded received this message, master fox! ...*brain explodes*

Yay!...wait.....GAH! MEDIK! I need a Medik! Sad Gray Fox
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(03:47:23) Draykin: Epilogue:
Trask went on to become a world renown hero for stopping the zombie invasion.
(03:52:24) Draykin: Trask, I would've totally would of stood with you.
(22:26:32) Virmir: No matter what I do, you poke me. Gray Fox Wink
(22:32:02) * Tirien gives Trask the title of Miss CF!
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