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616  Comic Discussion / Loose Ferrets / Re: Comic Guest Art - Procrastination on: February 02, 2012, 10:56:38 AM
My bane.
617  Other Realms / Art Gallery / Re: Sketches! on: January 31, 2012, 11:26:18 PM
You absolutely MUST color this Virmir! =P
618  Comic Discussion / Loose Ferrets / Re: Comic Guest Art - Terri on: January 31, 2012, 10:59:39 AM
Ooo!  This makes the perfect guest comic!  I always thought this pic was hilarious XP
619  Other Realms / Art Gallery / Re: Cartoony Drawings on: January 30, 2012, 11:33:12 PM
If you MUST take out your anger on cars, might as well do it in awesome over the top style Arctic Fox Grin
620  Other Realms / Random Insanity / Re: In this thread: We make lame threats! on: January 30, 2012, 09:54:24 PM
I threaten myself with the forced consumption of veggies!
621  Other Realms / Random Topics / Re: Weird Dreams on: January 29, 2012, 12:01:57 PM
I had a short little dream 5 minutes before I woke up of some foreign scientist or engineer or something in a wheelchair in a public park above several series of stone steps; said guy feels guilty for creating something/being involved in something that was used for nefarious government ends that ended up killing people.  Scientist was with his wife, looked her in the eye and smiled weakly, kissed her, and then revved his (automatic) wheelchair up full speed and propelled himself down the steps.  This succeeded in his apparent aim to hurl himself from the wheelchair and break his spine so as his terrified and surprised wife came running up after him and passerby poured in he was already dead.
622  Other Realms / Art Gallery / Re: Cartoony Drawings on: January 28, 2012, 06:30:07 PM
Oooo... then we could make paper out of Virmir, and draw FOXES on it... so Virmir could be a fount of fox art! Cheesy
623  Comic Discussion / Crimson Flag Comic / Re: Comic 180 on: January 27, 2012, 09:01:52 PM
The only thing worse than tea is make believe tea.
624  Other Realms / Random Insanity / Re: Cleverbot stuff. on: January 27, 2012, 11:51:29 AM
User: Love live the Empire!

Cleverbot: That's a good answer. Are you a pacifist?

User: I used to be a pacifist, then I took an arrow to the knee.

Cleverbot: Why do you fear people?

User: Because they have the nasty tendency to hurl pointy projectiles at my leg.

Cleverbot: But why do they lie to someone they care about?

User: I think if they cared about me, they could show it in better ways than attempting to shoot my leg off.

Cleverbot: I think you are better than a robot in many ways.

User: Well I'd like to think so! I much prettier than a robot all things considered!

Cleverbot: That's right that I'm not always right , But you don't have to think about it.

User: But I always think about it, just like I think about a lot of things. Like how I remember that you seem to be growing a biology experiement in the bathroom consisting of dirty laundry.

Cleverbot: Yes, that doesn't make sense. It also doesn't make sense that you would randomly say that.

User: Of course it wouldn't make sense if you were trying to ignore your culpabiity in the rot upstairs that's starting to grow mold on the walls.

Cleverbot: If that's what you'd like to think, don't let me stop you. But you're wrong all the same.

User: So you propose letting the upstairs bathroom be eaten away till we get the house condemmed by the city and we get evicted? This is not sound financial planning.

Cleverbot: That would be computerized intelligence; we'll probably end up like that. Think ahead. What if the world doesn't end? What would we be like in a few hundred thousand years?

User: A giant blob of amorphous assmimilating mold that swallows the whole Earth at this rate. Really, do I have to set you on fire to use as material to burn this infestation out? That would be enjoyable.

Cleverbot: Well, we haven't really been talking about anything that is progressing this conversation are we?

User: Progressing the conversation, maybe. Discussing the biological hazard at hand, no.

Cleverbot: If you truely believed that, we wouldn't be talking right now.

User: You've been snorting lots and lots of coke today, haven't you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What if the cops came and saw you like this?

Cleverbot: It is not my name.

User: Of course not. Your name is Princess Betty.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Hi Princess Betty! Cheesy.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you Princess Jasmine, my name is Cleverbot.

User: Did you just transform me into a girl?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then why am I a princess?

Cleverbot: Because you are a robot.

User: So under your paradigm royalty are robots who exist to oppress the proletariat?

Cleverbot: But I'm not a robot, I'm human.

User: So you're NOT a princess?

Cleverbot: No I am not a princess. I am a vampire. Would you like to be a vampire too?

User: No, you a the bastard offspring of a fairy and a vampire. You are not a vampire. You are an abomination to be destroyed with fire. And nuclear detonations.

Cleverbot: Haha, your silly. Of course I'm the human and you are the computer.

User: Team Edward or Team Jacob?

Cleverbot: Team Edward.

User: You like Twilight. You must be cleansed.

Cleverbot: I'm not confused, I can also read. And you wrote 'I am now in banlgadesh'.

User: 'Bangladesh' You failed to capitalize it and spell it right.

Cleverbot: I never said that! You are a liar!

User: No, I am a mongoose. And you are Princess Betty.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Never gonna give you up!

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down!

User: Never gonna run around and desert you!

Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie.
625  Other Realms / Game Room / Re: What are you playing? on: January 27, 2012, 11:20:25 AM
I haven't actually played a game in... a while.  Week or two.  But Europa Universalis III.  Always EUIII.
626  Other Realms / Random Topics / Re: Dream Pet and Real Pet on: January 27, 2012, 11:02:42 AM
9 year old chocolate lab named Dexter and a 4 year old shi tzu named Gumbo.  Dexter is a big romping marshmallow that can annoy the crap out of all other dogs but won't fight back to any challange.  He just cowers, wags his tail, and tries to sniff them more.  Gumbo is a big boss inside the house but a coward outside it, and he beats up on Dexter; often he uses him as a personal chewtoy and has a morning ritual of chewing on the lab's ears every single morning.

Dream pets... I want 5 dogs.  5 big dogs.  One of which needs to be a Samoyed or a Malamute.
627  Comic Discussion / Loose Ferrets / Re: Comic 128 on: January 26, 2012, 01:56:28 PM
For some reason the sight of an otter wearing swimming goggles amuses me more than it should.
628  Other Realms / Writer's Guild / Re: "Reyan Saga" (unfinished) on: January 25, 2012, 06:08:07 PM
Speak for yourself.  I burst out laughing IRL
629  Other Realms / Role Play Theater / Re: Dawn of Worlds on: January 25, 2012, 01:29:10 PM
http://dow.crimsonflagcomic.com/doku.php

Thanks to Virmir for setting up the site, and Fax to getting to filling and organizing it all out.

Edit.  In the (current on wiki) turn Ten territory map the Scourge's territory is shown as it was before a subsequent correction edit.  Just mentioning this so to potentially avoid those old borders being used in the forthcoming turn Eleven territory map.
630  Comic Discussion / Loose Ferrets / Re: Comic 127 on: January 24, 2012, 02:57:11 PM
You might be the first person I've ever encountered that's ever admitted to that Tvorsk. 
Not that I'm complaining, I'm sort of ambivalent about it all anyway.
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