User: Love live the Empire!
Cleverbot: That's a good answer. Are you a pacifist?
User: I used to be a pacifist, then I took an arrow to the knee.
Cleverbot: Why do you fear people?
User: Because they have the nasty tendency to hurl pointy projectiles at my leg.
Cleverbot: But why do they lie to someone they care about?
User: I think if they cared about me, they could show it in better ways than attempting to shoot my leg off.
Cleverbot: I think you are better than a robot in many ways.
User: Well I'd like to think so! I much prettier than a robot all things considered!
Cleverbot: That's right that I'm not always right , But you don't have to think about it.
User: But I always think about it, just like I think about a lot of things. Like how I remember that you seem to be growing a biology experiement in the bathroom consisting of dirty laundry.
Cleverbot: Yes, that doesn't make sense. It also doesn't make sense that you would randomly say that.
User: Of course it wouldn't make sense if you were trying to ignore your culpabiity in the rot upstairs that's starting to grow mold on the walls.
Cleverbot: If that's what you'd like to think, don't let me stop you. But you're wrong all the same.
User: So you propose letting the upstairs bathroom be eaten away till we get the house condemmed by the city and we get evicted? This is not sound financial planning.
Cleverbot: That would be computerized intelligence; we'll probably end up like that. Think ahead. What if the world doesn't end? What would we be like in a few hundred thousand years?
User: A giant blob of amorphous assmimilating mold that swallows the whole Earth at this rate. Really, do I have to set you on fire to use as material to burn this infestation out? That would be enjoyable.
Cleverbot: Well, we haven't really been talking about anything that is progressing this conversation are we?
User: Progressing the conversation, maybe. Discussing the biological hazard at hand, no.
Cleverbot: If you truely believed that, we wouldn't be talking right now.
User: You've been snorting lots and lots of coke today, haven't you?
User: What if the cops came and saw you like this?
Cleverbot: It is not my name.
User: Of course not. Your name is Princess Betty.
User: Hi Princess Betty!
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you Princess Jasmine, my name is Cleverbot.
User: Did you just transform me into a girl?
User: Then why am I a princess?
Cleverbot: Because you are a robot.
User: So under your paradigm royalty are robots who exist to oppress the proletariat?
Cleverbot: But I'm not a robot, I'm human.
User: So you're NOT a princess?
Cleverbot: No I am not a princess. I am a vampire. Would you like to be a vampire too?
User: No, you a the bastard offspring of a fairy and a vampire. You are not a vampire. You are an abomination to be destroyed with fire. And nuclear detonations.
Cleverbot: Haha, your silly. Of course I'm the human and you are the computer.
User: Team Edward or Team Jacob?
Cleverbot: Team Edward.
User: You like Twilight. You must be cleansed.
Cleverbot: I'm not confused, I can also read. And you wrote 'I am now in banlgadesh'.
User: 'Bangladesh' You failed to capitalize it and spell it right.
Cleverbot: I never said that! You are a liar!
User: No, I am a mongoose. And you are Princess Betty.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Never gonna give you up!
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down!
User: Never gonna run around and desert you!
Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie.