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616  Other Realms / Art Gallery / Re: Cartoony Drawings on: June 18, 2012, 01:27:53 PM
Awesome technology, followed by adorable technology
617  Other Realms / Role Play Theater / Re: Javed vs. Erwin on: June 18, 2012, 12:42:03 AM
"Baboon?  Ignoramus??" Erwin repeated the words, unable to keep agitation from his voice as he took a taller threatening stance and glaaared knives.  "Hey, watch your tongue you slithering sweatless... erm, egg layer!" he shouted, not quite sure if just listing reptilian anatomy was a good insult but went with it nonetheless.
618  Other Realms / Art Gallery / Re: Sketches! on: June 17, 2012, 12:44:04 PM
#2 looks better and more intimidating, and you look MOOOOR huggable, Virmirgon! Cheesy
619  Other Realms / Art Gallery / Re: Cartoony Drawings on: June 16, 2012, 10:12:54 PM
I foresee you getting hit up for more of these for some reason Virmir. Arctic Fox Grin

And daaang the top left looks SO plushie-like!
620  Other Realms / Role Play Theater / Re: Javed vs. Erwin on: June 16, 2012, 08:51:16 PM
"Erm... it's my language, silly lizard!" the ill-armored human responded.
621  Other Realms / Role Play Theater / Re: Javed vs. Erwin on: June 16, 2012, 08:35:33 PM
This prompted Erwin to similarly stop, dumbfounded for a second, as he slowly realized that he wasn't exactly in Kansas anymore, and the lingo probably wasn't the same.  "Wait, that probably wouldn't make sense..."

A frown crossed his face as he looked down in contemplation.  "Wait, how does everyone here know English?" he asked to his boots stupefied as he left himself totally open.
622  Other Realms / Role Play Theater / Re: Javed vs. Erwin on: June 16, 2012, 07:01:28 PM
Erwin collected himself, pulling his balance back and glaring knives at the lizard and he gushing lecture.  "Oh yeah!?  Well... your fly's undone!"
623  Comic Discussion / Crimson Flag Comic / Re: Comic 200 on: June 15, 2012, 09:10:46 PM
Ooooh dear, Virmir really is making this into a comic relief mook duo XD

On another note, I find the phrase "scheming white-tips" incredibly amusing.
624  Other Realms / Role Play Theater / Re: Javed vs. Erwin on: June 15, 2012, 09:08:42 PM
Erwin stared at the... creature in front of him.  While he had been told to prepare for strange sights, the reality of being in front of a talking lizard wasn't a thing he had quite prepared him for.  Such was the preponderance the critique in his tone, that it was clear this was someone very used to lectures.  Typical of someone in training.

And he went on... and on.  And on!  Dear god this guy was like a Teaching Assistant, blathering his mouth off and barely stopping to take a breath it sounded like.  Instantly Erwin found himself thinking of college classes, sitting up near the front listening to the TAs yapping and blabbing and lecturing on about crap more than they knew how to actually practice it, just there yammering their mouths off...

But this time Erwin realized he had weapons at his disposal.

Screaming with years of pent up frustration at his tertiary education, he stomped forward and charged with all the suit-agumented strength he could muster to punch Javed right in the schnoz!
625  Other Realms / Role Play Theater / Re: Javed vs. Erwin on: June 13, 2012, 09:10:34 PM
Heavy clanks of armor echoed, as out of the contestant tunnel came a massively armored humanoid form, glistening with the brightest cyrstals and reeking magically of the most potent enchantments.  It was a form meant to inspire fear, terror, intimidation and despair amongst those who faced it.  It was meant to win half the battle for it's contestant by itself.

Erwin could probably be counted on to deliver only a tenth of that.  Thlliak facepalmed behind his contestant as the armored boy stumbled forward, nearly tripping for the 4th time.

"It's too heavy!" the youth protested.

"Nonsense!" the demon exclaimed, using his best poker face.  "Nothing to worry about my boy.  You practically don't have to fight in this thing, just let the armor and your magically augmented strength do the fighting!  And when in doubt, just use the spells I gave you!"

The youth shifted his visor'd gaze over to the demon.  "Uh... Flamicus.. flame...what... um... what was the flame spell again?"

"Flamoricol Inkorthi'i of course kid!" he shouted quickly as he shooooved the armored pseudo-warrior forward, causing him to nearly stumble again.

"H-hey, I can't keep my balance as it is!  How am I supposed to do any fighting in this thing!?" Erwin demanded.

"Just let the armor and the spells do the fighting kid!" Thliak repeated to for the fiftieth time.

"But you said that befo-"

"GO!"  Came Kain's resounding boom that commenced the match. 

Erwin spun his gaze back, just in time to witness Thliak bolt back into the tunnel as spiked gates rose between them, closing off the arena.  The youth blinked, and gulped.  He took a deep breath... and reached down for the glowing red mace at his right!... er... his left!

Snatching it in his cumbersome gauntlets,  he YANKED it out!... only to send it flying from his grasp and land it two feet in front of the two-legged kommodo dragon's feet.
626  Other Realms / Random Topics / Re: GARRETT on: June 13, 2012, 11:27:17 AM
627  Other Realms / Art Gallery / Re: Sketches! on: June 12, 2012, 11:33:26 PM
*Whiiiistles innocently*
628  Other Realms / Art Gallery / Re: Cartoony Drawings on: June 11, 2012, 02:22:01 PM
1st one really shows how fox-kit ish you are =P
629  Other Realms / Role Play Theater / Re: TO THE ARENA on: June 10, 2012, 11:52:38 PM
Thliak paced, nervous.  All his plans, all his centuries of service to the gods, gone!  He could lose it all!  Oooh how did he get himself into these fixes!  He just wanted what everyone wanted in life: high position, good food, good companionship, seductive ladies, mysterious late-night trips, casino binges, flirting with wealthy ladies, touring famous sights, practicing pick up lines, practicing skiing, hanging out in gentlemen’s clubs.  But somehow without fail he ALWAYS found the wrong sorts of women, and after the last incident, he woke up discovering his latest romantic encounter from the previous night had possessed a magic bag of holding… and had proceeded to abscond with literally every movable object in his home; including all his files he kept as part of his job on overseeing mortals!   

Meaning all the letters from Kain that he was supposed to deliver to various mortals to invite them to this blasted tournament were never going to be delivered because he had no idea who the names were or what universes they even lived in!

He was going to get it now; he was supposed to deliver contestants!  No deliveries=very bad straits!   Very bad, very bad!  He had to come up with a way out, some excuse!... but it was sooo much work, so much busy bodying, he just wanted to sit back and relax, pick up exotic minor goddesses…  Man if he could just get some gullible fool to pluck off the street…

Thliak paced and walked till he came to Liberty Taxes, one of those wonderful little companies that did your ridiculous, thousand page taxes if you were American.  To advertise for tax day, every year they had some poor sop stand out front dressed as the Statue of Liberty, waving over and over again to all the cars as they drove past.  All day long…

…Someone desperate enough to take that kind of job would be desperate enough for anything!
“You there, young statue-costumer, what is your name?”

“Erm,” the man hesitated, looking over the strange horned creature in a toga standing before him. “Erwin?”…

“Erwin!  What if I told you I could get you a job that paid… 4 times this, right now?”  He was reaching for a figure here; in reality the riches could be  far greater theoretically, but the fool wouldn’t likely believe completely outlandish claims.

There wasn’t much hesitation on the waver’s face.  “Er… 4 times?  Are you serious?”

“If I didn’t have the guts to walk around in public dressed like this, would I be joking?”

Ok, it wasn’t an actual argument, but Thliak pressed it home with his tone just like it was one.  The young man was considering… “Um… sure I guess, I’ll take anything over this.”

Wrapping his arms around Erwin, Thliak grinned.  “Excellent!”  Now he just had to… maybe augment this boy a bit!  He knew a few people, could call in some favors, maybe get a few enchantments.  Who knew, maybe with enough slapped on magic, human sacrifice and voodoo he might have a contestant who could stand into a fight for a least half a minute before it was all over!  The cosmic lackey might keep his job yet!

Name: Erwin Brown
Race: Human
Gender: Male
Age: 20
Height: 5' 10"
Apperance: Slim and weedy, with a noticeable case of late acne and extremely oily hair. 
Weaponry and Powers: Thliak will get back to you on that
630  Comic Discussion / Crimson Flag Comic / Re: Comic 199 on: June 08, 2012, 09:03:16 PM
Two mooks as new plot?  Oh dear XP
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