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Title: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Kyte on September 15, 2009, 09:18:23 PM
Title!

And to be more specific:
"Oh yeah! Well, I'm gonna go out and buy you ice-cream; with no sprinkles!"
"Pft, I'm gonna sneak into your house at night and touch all your windows so they have finger prints on them!"
"Gasp! for that, I'm gonna stuff your remote in the cushions so it delays you changing the channel!"

Remember, slightly inconvenience at the worst.


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on September 16, 2009, 08:56:20 PM
"While you're sleeping at night, I'm going to keep calling your phone right before you fall asleep, thereby keeping you awake all night!"


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Holy-Sparks on September 29, 2009, 04:07:54 PM
"I shall eat all your garbage!"


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on September 29, 2009, 04:43:37 PM
"I'll eat one of your muffins, thereby making your supply run out a day early!"


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: EmperorDJ on September 29, 2009, 06:02:58 PM
"I'll set your house on fire, put the fire out, then set it on fire again!"


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on September 29, 2009, 07:02:39 PM
"I'll set your house on fire, put the fire out, then set it on fire again!"

That's actually rather threatening.

"I'll put this $0.02 candy on you credit card bill!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Traxer on September 30, 2009, 07:15:46 AM
"I shall torture ye with the fury of a million plush hamsters!"


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on September 30, 2009, 02:28:09 PM
"Gasp! Then I shall move your entire room's layout one by 90 degrees!"


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: EmperorDJ on September 30, 2009, 05:32:59 PM
I'll make you listen to lame 70's music for 5 hours!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on September 30, 2009, 05:47:05 PM
"I shall make you listen to a two minute song that you don't like!"


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: EmperorDJ on September 30, 2009, 05:58:31 PM
I'LL MAKE YOU LISTEN TO THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on September 30, 2009, 06:09:08 PM
"I'll poke you into submission!"


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: LoCk on October 01, 2009, 12:40:32 AM
"i will make you watch bad movies!"


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on October 01, 2009, 02:04:23 PM
"I'll make you watch Twilight and you're not allowed to laugh!"


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Kyte on October 01, 2009, 06:06:08 PM
"I have the most diabolical plan yet! I shall give you an insincere complement! I swear I'm gonna do it!"


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on October 01, 2009, 07:09:27 PM
"Anything but that! If you do, I'll poke you for the next five second!"


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: EmperorDJ on October 02, 2009, 08:03:55 PM
I'll make you talk to old people!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on October 02, 2009, 09:09:22 PM
I'll take the last ice pop!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Fen on October 21, 2009, 08:44:18 AM
"I'll rearrange all the food in your house so that none of it is where it was supposed to be, giving you minor confusion!"


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on October 22, 2009, 08:49:13 PM
I'll cook some popcorn and eat it without giving you any!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Fen on October 23, 2009, 03:49:33 PM
"well I'll poke your walls, increasing the time they'll eventually collapse by a few seconds!"


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on October 23, 2009, 03:50:32 PM
I'll poke you in the side! Providing a slight annoyance!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Kyte on October 23, 2009, 04:18:44 PM
Yeah, well I'm gonna poke everybody except you so you'll feel left out.


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Fen on October 24, 2009, 07:43:43 PM
"yeah, well I'll poke myself so everyone feels left out!"


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on October 24, 2009, 07:54:48 PM
Oh yeah? Well I'll tell you a movie comes of five minutes later than it really does, so you miss the beginning!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Fen on October 24, 2009, 08:40:13 PM
"Oh yeah, well I'll move your computer monitor 5degrees to the right, distorting your view of things on it slightly!"


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on October 24, 2009, 10:46:39 PM
And I'll move your five degrees to the left!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Fen on October 24, 2009, 10:56:01 PM
well I'll touch all your tape a couple times on the sticky side, reducing it's stickiness!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on October 24, 2009, 11:00:45 PM
I'll put tape on a button for a video game controller you own so that when you push it down it'll get stuck for a few minutes!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Fen on October 24, 2009, 11:03:18 PM
well I'll glue your mouse down so you can't move it around until you rip it off your desk, which will then leave annoying little glue bits on your desk and mouse!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Fen on October 24, 2009, 11:22:00 PM
and then I'll rearrange the contents of your desk so that they've flipped sides!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on October 25, 2009, 01:02:35 AM
I'll use your hats as shoes!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Fen on October 25, 2009, 01:41:19 AM
I'll install twenty MMOs that cost money to play on your computer, leaving you with tons of unused space and no way to use it!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on October 25, 2009, 01:44:22 AM
I'll install and EBook reader, and download 'twilight' onto your computer so much that the computer will explode from poor writing!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Kiba on October 25, 2009, 09:00:17 AM
"I'm gonna write a story in which your character only gets two lines before he dies!"


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on October 25, 2009, 01:22:34 PM
I'm going to write a story in which you only say dumb one-liners throughout the story and don't do anything productive!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Kiba on October 25, 2009, 01:23:57 PM
"I'm going to slightly unscrew all the pencil sharpeners in your house so the blades only barely scrape the pencil!"


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on October 25, 2009, 01:24:45 PM
I'm going to remove your printer's ink cartridges!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Kiba on October 25, 2009, 01:28:35 PM
"I'm gonna tell Uncle Kage on you!"


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on October 25, 2009, 01:29:42 PM
I'm going to keep asking you who that is instead of Googling it myself!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Kiba on October 25, 2009, 01:36:36 PM
I'm going to tell you who it is so your threat is rendered MOOT! AND I'm going to make the explanation LONG!

Uncle Kage's the chairman of AnthroCon Incorporated. He's got a PH. d in Chemistry and is known in the science realm as Doctor Samuel Conway. His fursona is, surprisingly, a cockroach... shadow... samurai.

He's a really creepy dude and has been known to ban people from AnthroCon for just messing around... but otherwise he's pretty funny. It's hard not to laugh at his Story Hour, a skit that he performs at AC where he tells you a hilarious hour-long story about his many exploits in travel and science, and about his friend 2Gryphon.


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on October 25, 2009, 01:52:30 PM
I'm going to force you to only go to Moot's site for the next five minutes!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Kiba on October 25, 2009, 01:54:54 PM
I'm going to draw a mustache on you in your sleep!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on October 25, 2009, 01:58:13 PM
I'm going to make you a cultural 'cute' icon, making obnoxious girls never stop leaving you alone!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Kiba on October 25, 2009, 02:00:37 PM
I'm gonna give you a diet instead of a regular!! D:<


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on October 25, 2009, 02:02:37 PM
I'm going to give you Pepsi instead of Coke!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Kiba on October 25, 2009, 03:09:46 PM
That's the same thing!

I'm going to fill your inbox with SPAM!!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on October 25, 2009, 03:18:15 PM
I have a filter.

I'll set a leaf nearby your house of fire!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Kiba on October 26, 2009, 06:17:19 AM
I'm going to peel the googly eyes off your pet rock!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Fen on October 26, 2009, 08:00:02 AM
I'm gonna drink multiple cans of soda and not give you any!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on October 26, 2009, 02:05:43 PM
I'll eat brownies and not share!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Kiba on October 26, 2009, 03:13:37 PM
Soda's bad for my teeth anyway...

I'm going to stop using exclamation points at the end of my threatening posts so you won't know if I'm being funny or not!!

Starting now!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Kyte on October 26, 2009, 04:02:02 PM
Well I'm gonna sneak into your house when you're away, switch your 'n' and 'm' keys, and then hope your a touch-typist.


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Kiba on October 26, 2009, 04:56:02 PM
I an a touch typist. How dare you. Mow I cam't type right. Amd to nake it worse I cam't use ny exclanatiom poimts.

I'n goimg to mot fimish ny story amd you'll have to use your owm inagimatiom.


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on October 26, 2009, 05:53:10 PM
Don't worry, we don't care.  ];)

I'll post lots of crappy fanfics on the site and place them in the wrong forums to annoy the mods and admins, and indirectly you!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Kiba on October 26, 2009, 08:12:43 PM
Moooooooooooooooooooooo! I'n takimg back ny threat about the exclanatiom poimts!! *switches my keyboard buttons back*

I'm going to make a really lame knock knock joke! KNOCK KNOCK!!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on October 26, 2009, 08:19:17 PM
I'll ignore you, making it so you can't finish the joke.


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Kiba on October 26, 2009, 09:08:09 PM
I'm not going to do anything but exclamation points for my threat!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on October 26, 2009, 09:24:59 PM
I'll block your comments!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Kiba on October 27, 2009, 05:33:49 AM
*makes a comment, but it's blocked*


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on October 27, 2009, 02:11:54 PM
I'll walk into your house and keep saying 'Tee Hee' over an over again!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Kyte on October 27, 2009, 03:57:08 PM
I'll get (http://a.furaffinity.net/teeeheee.gif) to make you stop by out teeeheee'ing you!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on October 27, 2009, 04:39:34 PM
I'll drug your food so you fall asleep long enough for me to TeeHee Kiba!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Kiba on October 27, 2009, 07:04:44 PM
I'll... uhhh....

......
/me is out of threats ;_;


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on October 27, 2009, 07:08:45 PM
I'll give you a list a lame threats, even by this thread's standards!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Fen on October 27, 2009, 07:19:44 PM
well I'll fart in the same room as you!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on October 27, 2009, 07:40:33 PM
Well I'll belch at your dinner! Unless you live an Canada, in which case I won't!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Fen on October 29, 2009, 03:55:28 PM
I'll give you games for free, but none of them will be playable!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Kyte on October 29, 2009, 04:09:25 PM
I will cover the entire floor of your living room in sellotape sticky side up.


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Fen on October 29, 2009, 04:37:20 PM
I will cover the entire ceiling of my house in double-sided tape, and use the ceiling and my new floor to foil your plan, making you a little discouraged!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on October 29, 2009, 06:12:54 PM
I'll ignore you randomly in conversations to make it seem like I don't care!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Kyte on October 29, 2009, 06:47:01 PM
I'LL POST WITH CAPS LOCK ON BECAUSE, NOT ONLY IS IT CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL, IT WILL ANNOY ANYBODY WHO DOESN'T LIKE ALL CAPS POST.


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Fen on October 30, 2009, 08:36:46 AM
welltheni'llpostusingnospacessoyouhavetopickoutallthewordsonebyoneinmysentences!!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Kyte on October 30, 2009, 03:50:54 PM
YEAHWELLILLDOBOTH!CANTREADMENOWCANYOU?!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Fen on October 30, 2009, 05:20:15 PM
WELLI'LLMAKEMYTEXTEVEHARDERTOREADSOYOUWILLHAVETOSTRAINGYOURSELFGOINGTHROUGHALLTHEDIFFERENTEFFECTSASWELLASNOSPACESANDCAPSSOTHERE.


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: EmperorDJ on October 31, 2009, 04:50:50 AM
I'll walk into your house without talking off my shoes!!!!!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Fen on October 31, 2009, 09:41:25 AM
well I'll knock on your door and run away before you answer it!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on October 31, 2009, 03:12:28 PM
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Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Fen on November 01, 2009, 12:14:19 AM
!sdrawkcab taerht siht etirw ll'I llew


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on November 01, 2009, 01:59:10 AM
Well I'll still read it without any decent amount of trouble, making it so that you wasted your time!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Fen on November 05, 2009, 08:14:22 AM
Well I'll move your drink while you aren't looking a foot to the right!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on November 05, 2009, 03:32:26 PM
Well I'll hide your remote between the couch cushions!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: EmperorDJ on November 05, 2009, 07:43:59 PM
Well I guess I'm just gonna have to dig for it!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: AlexShrub on February 02, 2010, 09:01:59 AM
I shall fart in your general direction!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: EmperorDJ on February 03, 2010, 10:48:14 PM
Then I'll say its rude


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Fen on February 05, 2010, 03:40:51 PM
then I shall fill your pantry will easter eggs!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on February 05, 2010, 04:18:11 PM
I will fill your pants with whoopee cushions!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: AlexShrub on February 05, 2010, 06:07:59 PM
Then I shall sit on them!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on February 05, 2010, 06:58:02 PM
I shall put glue on the inside of the whoopee cushions so you have to use a shower or a bath to get them off!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: PrincessHotcakes on February 05, 2010, 08:45:19 PM
The Toast shall dunk self with molasses and hug all of of you one by one.


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: AlexShrub on February 05, 2010, 08:54:23 PM
I shall then eat the delicious toast and take a shower!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: PastaMasta on February 24, 2010, 04:57:41 AM
While I blow my nose in your bed's comforter! 


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: PrincessHotcakes on February 24, 2010, 10:31:59 AM
The Toast shall tie you up and stuff you on a couch and force you to watch Battlefield Earth.


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: AlexShrub on February 24, 2010, 01:52:12 PM
Than I shall pay you back and force you to play Cheetahmen II !


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: PrincessHotcakes on March 03, 2010, 10:33:30 AM
The Toast will bring in a Virtual Boy and force you all to play in super eye-straino-vision!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on March 03, 2010, 02:02:22 PM
I shall make you play Halo 3 online using on the pistol!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: PrincessHotcakes on March 03, 2010, 03:13:33 PM
The Toast will create giant conspiracy and tell all the annoying squeaky prepubescant Halo players where you live


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on March 03, 2010, 03:17:42 PM
I'll tell them they have the wrong address and point them in the direction of your house, also telling them not to believe a word you say.


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: AlexShrub on March 03, 2010, 04:12:48 PM
I will look down upon you in a superior manner from my throne of PC gaming.


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on March 03, 2010, 05:07:04 PM
I will look down on you due to your lack of No More Heroes 2


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: AlexShrub on March 03, 2010, 09:48:53 PM
I will not care for your JRPG with lightsabers! I shall play Team Fortress 2 with updated weapons and rub it in the faces of the console drudge-men.




Hey, this is the 100th reply!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on March 04, 2010, 01:58:22 PM
I shall go Demoman and spawn-camp you!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: AlexShrub on March 04, 2010, 02:25:57 PM
I shall shake my bottom at you with the Scottish Resistance!
(http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/3/36/Second_eye.png)


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on March 04, 2010, 02:47:55 PM
I shall hit you with a direct crocket white you taunt!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: AlexShrub on March 04, 2010, 06:31:00 PM
Then you shall bask in my gibs!

oh, wait...thats bad...


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on March 04, 2010, 07:06:50 PM
Then I shall brandish my equalizer while the freezecam forces you to watch!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: AlexShrub on March 05, 2010, 04:30:20 AM
I shall take a screenshot of you exploding and add it to the wall-oh-hilarity!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: PrincessHotcakes on March 05, 2010, 11:01:21 AM
The Toast shall link you to TVtropes (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife) and cause you to waste uncounted hours!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on March 05, 2010, 02:00:02 PM
I shall ignore your link and watch it backfire on you!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: AlexShrub on March 05, 2010, 02:27:35 PM
I shall bomb the TVTropes server buildings along with the adjacent countryside!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: PrincessHotcakes on March 05, 2010, 02:48:38 PM
The Toast shall laugh as said bombing takes out the factory where Alexshrub's cherished PC games are manufactured.


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: MHD on March 07, 2010, 03:37:47 PM
I'll force you to attend a talk on advance computer science, leaving you very confused.


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: AlexShrub on March 07, 2010, 05:27:16 PM
I shall absorb the information and use it to hack your profiles for them to say "I'm in love with Saxton HAAAAAAALE!"


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on March 07, 2010, 05:40:41 PM
I shall hack you hack and replace Saxton HAAAAAAAAAAAALE with Chickenbeetles!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: AlexShrub on March 07, 2010, 08:55:31 PM
I have protection on the profile that delete yours when mine is attempted to be hacked!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: PrincessHotcakes on March 08, 2010, 01:06:35 PM
The Toast shall lock the TV to show nothing but the Weather Channel all day long!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: AlexShrub on March 08, 2010, 02:03:58 PM
I shall be happy as I love the weather.


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Fen on March 19, 2010, 09:44:44 PM
then I shall steam your dumplings a minute too much!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: PrincessHotcakes on March 26, 2010, 10:19:52 PM
The Toast shall replace the entire world's food supply with nothing but broccoli!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: PastaMasta on April 01, 2010, 06:59:48 AM
I shall retaliate by informing you that I like broccoli! >:3


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: PrincessHotcakes on August 04, 2010, 05:00:11 PM
The Toast shall bore all of you to death by lecturing on the developments of 10th century Byzantine poetry and its legacy on later Greek art forms!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: MoQ on August 19, 2010, 02:18:00 AM
I SHALL REPLACE ALL YOUR DRINKS WITH DIET MOUNTAIN DEW!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Kenku on August 19, 2010, 10:45:51 PM
I shall then secretly lace said drinks with my TFing potions :P


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on August 20, 2010, 12:59:59 PM
I shall (un)secretly enjoy them!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: AlexShrub on August 21, 2010, 12:51:09 PM
I shall kill this thread.


There, it is dead.


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on August 21, 2010, 05:08:13 PM
I shall revive it to prove you wrong.


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: PrincessHotcakes on September 09, 2010, 12:57:40 PM
The Toast shall summon nuclear weapons!... and leave them inconveniently scattered around the floor in such a way that it is inevitable that you will stub your toes!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on September 09, 2010, 03:45:37 PM
I shall move them to the closet and put 'Please Do Not Open', then hide the vacuum cleaner behind the nukes!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: PrincessHotcakes on September 16, 2010, 11:20:49 PM
The Toast shall replace the entire world's supply of cotton with moth balls!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on September 17, 2010, 09:46:02 AM
I shall replace the moth balls with spider silk!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Kenku on September 17, 2010, 09:43:36 PM
I will the  used the silk from it to make my own spider silk rope and tie you to a chair!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on September 19, 2010, 09:12:45 PM
I shall take a nap because the chair is very comfy!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Yllavyer on September 23, 2010, 08:17:21 PM
Then I shall place a ticker clock next to the chair therefore preventing you from napping for two minutes!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on September 23, 2010, 08:29:33 PM
I shall ignore it because I'm a heavy sleeper!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Kenku on September 23, 2010, 10:06:37 PM
I shall have the chair start to absorb you!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on September 24, 2010, 02:39:03 PM
I shall be extremely tacky and uncomfortable, and be completely unfazed during the absorption that it's boring to watch!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Kenku on September 25, 2010, 01:22:04 AM
The I will have the chair spit you out in disgust as a chair-cat


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on September 25, 2010, 03:25:28 AM
I shall still be asleep!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Yllavyer on September 25, 2010, 05:12:31 PM
Gasp! Then I shall drop a Styrofoam bucket on you!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: EmperorDJ on September 25, 2010, 05:31:52 PM
I'll set the bucket on fire!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on September 25, 2010, 08:26:35 PM
Zzz Zzz Zzz


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: PrincessHotcakes on September 26, 2010, 01:36:19 PM
The toast shall light himself on fire and erupt into a mushroom cloud spraying soggy breadstuff everywhere.


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Yllavyer on October 01, 2010, 08:55:28 PM
I shall use impossibly cheap equipment to collect said breadstuff and place it in one immediate area.


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Kenku on October 02, 2010, 11:28:27 PM
I shall unleash a powerful thunderclap by Geary-Chair's ear!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on October 03, 2010, 03:32:38 PM
Chairs can't wake up! ...or speak for that mat-


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: PrincessHotcakes on October 03, 2010, 07:39:36 PM
The Toast shall let his dogs run amok and encourage them to sit and roll on the Geary-chair and other furniture!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Yllavyer on October 12, 2010, 08:23:16 PM
I shall then distract the dogs via CATS!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Tvorsk on October 13, 2010, 03:19:24 AM
I shall then distract the dogs via CATS!
Quote from: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Zero_Wing#Introduction
CATS: How are you gentlemen !!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: PrincessHotcakes on October 24, 2010, 01:07:18 PM
The Toast shall preempt attempts at Engrish with Basque!

Ogia ez du nahi zure barazkiak dira galdetzerik.


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Tvorsk on October 24, 2010, 01:13:52 PM
I shall feed you chocolate-covered Salmiakki!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on October 24, 2010, 01:50:07 PM
I shall replace the chocolate with soy-chocolate!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: PrincessHotcakes on October 24, 2010, 07:29:22 PM
The Toast shall spam the forum with Twilight ads!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Geary on October 24, 2010, 09:19:49 PM
The Toast will likely be banned for spamming tasteless content  ];)


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: EmperorDJ on October 28, 2010, 04:43:03 AM
This is a threat


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Yllavyer on October 28, 2010, 06:24:29 PM
This is a counterthreat.


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Fen on October 28, 2010, 08:26:27 PM
this is SPARTA!

I will kick you into a hole.


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Kenku on October 28, 2010, 09:51:10 PM
I will counter your kick and instead flip you in the hole!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Fen on October 29, 2010, 05:32:37 PM
I will counter your kick with an elvish rope to grapple on to your foot and drag you down with me!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Tirien on February 21, 2011, 02:59:58 AM
I will revive a thread that died months ago!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Kenku on February 27, 2011, 12:49:48 AM
And thus I shall borrow a ban hammer and send you into next week!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: PrincessHotcakes on February 27, 2011, 12:04:32 PM
*Responds that he's necro'd this thread a couple times himself and uses that necromancy to revive Charlie Chaplin*


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: PrincessHotcakes on January 30, 2012, 09:54:24 PM
I threaten myself with the forced consumption of veggies!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Caprice on March 16, 2014, 06:17:40 PM
I counter that with extreme necromancy and BICYCLE REPAIRMAN!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: i8cherrypie on April 17, 2014, 04:55:13 PM
I'll stay at your house and play the didgeridoo badly for hours!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Regret on May 17, 2014, 07:37:51 PM
I'll sing within a 10 foot radius of you!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: plazmastorm on May 17, 2014, 09:48:45 PM
I'll poke repeatedly you until you become somewhat annoyed by it.


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: wolfie_inu on May 19, 2014, 04:47:16 PM
Oh, yeah?! Well, I'll pluck out my stray eyelash hairs and flick them at you!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Caprice on December 01, 2014, 06:19:02 PM
I'll necro this thread (again.) and try to force Tech to sing at you!


Title: Re: In this thread: We make lame threats!
Post by: Cecilia on May 06, 2017, 09:55:57 AM
I'll sic the otters on ya and have them do otter things!!!